Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...Trigun style ❯ Monev the Gale ( Chapter 1 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Aw...people are making fun of his physique!
Anime/Manga: Trigun Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 406 | Visits: 525 | Status: Completed
Aw...people are making fun of his physique!
Anime/Manga: Trigun Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 406 | Visits: 525 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Pudding333 for your character question idea.
A/N to Pudding333 Regarding FY Advice Column: Yeah, I know about the picture of Nakago dressed up as a Nazi. I've read all of the translated mangas (1-8) that I can find for Fushigi Yûgi. My friend saw it somewhere and got me and some other friends hooked. (Personally, I think Nakago as a Nazi is rather sexy...)
Dear SiriousB1,
I am a body builder. I lift weights 24/7. (Well, I used to. I just really wanted to kill someone so I dedicated all my time to improving my muscle.) Anyway, since I started lifting weights, I can't stop! I don't do it constantly as I used to, but still fairly often. My muscles keep growing and growing! I can lift five elephants without even breaking a sweat. A lot of the people that I know (I won't call them my friends because I hate everyone) call me "Mr. Beefy" because of my physique and it really pisses me off. What can I do to get people to lay off about my physical build?
From,
My Clothes are to Tight
P.S.
Don't tell me to stop lifting weights, because I seriously can't!
Dear Too Tight,
Mr. Beefy? Wasn't that the name of the dog from the Adam Sandler movie? What was it called? Oh yeah...Little Nicky. (That was a kick ass movie!!) So, anyway, why are these people calling you a dog that comes from Hell who is addicted to going to strip clubs and wasting all his money on booze and sex? That makes no sense to me! Anyway, if you really aren't going to quit lifting weights, you could always build your own exercising machine like Tony Little. Or, you could work at a gym or enter into the next summer Olympics. That way, weight lifting and being physically fit would be your profession and people can't make fun of you for that. Just for kicks, you could find out when the next episode of Jerry Springer has a topic on "How much muscle is too much muscle?" and be the star. However, that might just make people make fun of you more, but at least you'll get some more advice from professionals on how to quit.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
A/N to Pudding333 Regarding FY Advice Column: Yeah, I know about the picture of Nakago dressed up as a Nazi. I've read all of the translated mangas (1-8) that I can find for Fushigi Yûgi. My friend saw it somewhere and got me and some other friends hooked. (Personally, I think Nakago as a Nazi is rather sexy...)
Dear SiriousB1,
I am a body builder. I lift weights 24/7. (Well, I used to. I just really wanted to kill someone so I dedicated all my time to improving my muscle.) Anyway, since I started lifting weights, I can't stop! I don't do it constantly as I used to, but still fairly often. My muscles keep growing and growing! I can lift five elephants without even breaking a sweat. A lot of the people that I know (I won't call them my friends because I hate everyone) call me "Mr. Beefy" because of my physique and it really pisses me off. What can I do to get people to lay off about my physical build?
From,
My Clothes are to Tight
P.S.
Don't tell me to stop lifting weights, because I seriously can't!
Dear Too Tight,
Mr. Beefy? Wasn't that the name of the dog from the Adam Sandler movie? What was it called? Oh yeah...Little Nicky. (That was a kick ass movie!!) So, anyway, why are these people calling you a dog that comes from Hell who is addicted to going to strip clubs and wasting all his money on booze and sex? That makes no sense to me! Anyway, if you really aren't going to quit lifting weights, you could always build your own exercising machine like Tony Little. Or, you could work at a gym or enter into the next summer Olympics. That way, weight lifting and being physically fit would be your profession and people can't make fun of you for that. Just for kicks, you could find out when the next episode of Jerry Springer has a topic on "How much muscle is too much muscle?" and be the star. However, that might just make people make fun of you more, but at least you'll get some more advice from professionals on how to quit.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1