Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Coat Closet Adventures ❯ They Shall Be My slaves ( Chapter 1 )

Hypersquirrel- hello here is my second trigun fic. This is one of my random stories that just pop up in my head in class when I'm bored. Oh and I am in the story. My name is Britany (and yes that is how you spell my name)

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Chapter 1 “ I Shall Make Them My Slaves”

 

4 people are sitting in a clean living room. Three girls and one boy.

 

Britany- Getting bored…

 

Jen- (throws a plastic spoon at Britany) Shut up you've been saying that for the past 3 hours.

 

Britany- (whines) but Legato and the others promised they'd be here an hour ago

 

Garret- what are we going do today Britany?

 

 

Britany- we're going to capture the people from Good Charlotte and they will be my slaves (maniac laughter)

 

Jen- um what else?

 

Ashley- then we're going to play with my doggy.

 

Legato- (comes out of the coat closet and is followed by Midvalley, Rai-dei, Wolfwood and Vash) sorry about being late we had to lie to Knives so we could come here

 

Britany- What did you tell him then…

 

Legato- that we were going on a killing spree

 

Everybody falls down anime-style except for Legato and Britany

 

Ashley- your psychopath Legato

 

Legato-yeah I know

 

Garret- to the mini-van (everybody piles into the mini-van while Britany drives down the road to a Good Charlotte concert like a mad woman)

 

Meanwhile backstage at the Good Charlotte concert that our heroines are heading to

 

Billy- Paul can you teach me how to play the drums?

 

Paul-uh…sure Billy (plays hard beat0

Billy- (plays an easy note) I'm so cool

 

Paul- (shakes his head) Good job Billy

 

Joel- it's never going to work Paul he'll never learn

 

After the concert and we're backstage again

 

Benji- man there were a lot of druggies this time

 

Paul- what are you staring at Joel

 

Joel- a girl is hiding behind the speakers (points to Britany)

 

Britany-I'm not here you just think that there's a beautiful woman in your view

 

Joel- (walks up to her and lifts her up by her shirt collar and brings her over to Benji) man your annoying

 

Britany- why thank you I here that a lot

 

Benji-who are you and why are you here?

 

Britany- I'm Britany and I'm your #1 overly obsessed fan girl and I came to capture you and make you my faithful slaves.

 

Billy- we are not going to be your slaves and anyway we can't be owned by anybody

 

Britany- (cries) waahhh Billy's mean, you can burn in hot dog hell, waahhhh I need a hug

 

Paul-if I give you a hug will you stop crying and leave?

 

Britany- o…kay

 

Paul gives her a hug

 

Paul- Joel now put her down on the floor

 

Joel- Fine (puts her down)

 

Britany- hehehe (puts on a gas mask) night (gets out a gun filled with sleeping gas and shoots it everywhere)

 

3 minutes later the sleeping gas clears up. Joel, Benji, Billy and Paul are fast asleep

 

Britany- (takes off gas mask) awww they're so cute when they're asleep

Garret, Legato, Midvalley, and Rai-dei take the sleeping form of the members of Good Charlotte and puts them in the trunk and drive home

 

At Britany's house

 

Joel- (wakes up) where am I

 

Britany- you're going to be my slaves, I didn't lie about that

 

Joel- (screams) NOOOOO!

 

 

Note- I do not know the other band member's name and plus he's bald and really don't have a thing for bald men. WEEE I found a dime and its shiny.