Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Dizzy Up The Girl ❯ Wolfwood arrives, and some bar fun. ( Chapter 4 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Authors Notes: Okay, so I've got about six more chapters to go, there will be a few chapters without songs…so…I'm sorry…and major plot twists and turns. So be prepared.



::Chapter Four:: Wolfwood arrives, and some bar fun.




"I'm so thirsty!" Vash whined walking behind Akashia.

"I know." She growled looking back at Vash kicking the sand like a small child.

"First thing I'm going to do, is get a drink at the bar when we get to town."

"That's if you make it there." Akashia muttered darkly, "'Cause I'm willing to put you out of you're misery right here, right now." Vash looked up in surprise, "You wouldn't!"

"Oh believe me, I would!" She turned around and leapt on to Vash, knocking him into the sand, sitting on his chest, "So…Mr. Stampede, either you calm you're ass down, and stop the whining or there's going to be some pain you'll be experiencing."

He stared, "Will it be fun pain?" He asked roguishly.

"No."

"Okay, well then…Let's get onto the next town so we can settle down."

"Very good, Vash." She smiled, standing on her tippy toes to kiss him on the cheek.

~*~*~

Vash laid the bags onto the bed, and swung Akashia over his shoulder, "YOU PUT ME DOWN VASH!"

"Nope, you're coming with me."

"Vaaaash." She whined, dangling over his shoulder, kicking him in the ass as they walked down the saloon's steps.

"Ow…Quit…Kicking!…Okay! Okay! I'll put ya down!" He groaned at the pain in his bottom, as he set her on a stool.

"What'll it be miss?" The elderly bartender asked.

"I'll have a Shirley temple, please."

"Just a beer for me sir."

"Make that two." A gruff voice from behind caught Vash's attention.

"Wolfwood?"

"Hey old buddy!" Wolfwood looked at Akashia.

"And who is this lovely lady here?" Nicholas asked gesturing at Akashia.

"Oh, Nick, this is my Fiancé, Akashia Morwen…Akashia, Nicholas Wolfwood."

"Nice to meet you, Nicholas." She smiled shaking his hand.

"And you, Miss Morwen."

A friendly silence fell upon them, as the drinks were brought forward and they talked over drinks, Vash, of course, being goofy, and drunkenly swaying back in forth in his seat, by the third beer.

"I think I should probably be-" Right as Akashia was about to finish her sentence, a woman placed herself in Vash's lap.

Akashia stared in awe at the extremely bold woman, "Dear sir," She said in a western drawl, "Wouldya be of need taa my services tonight?" She asked raking her hands through Vash's hair.

"I…Think ya might, ma'am…'Cause she's not one to give it up sho easy." He slurred drunkenly.

The woman looked over at Akashia, "She looks like it." She ran one hand down into the valley between her breasts and pulled a card out, "This is mah room numbah, and this'll be you're apointment time, I have two morah guys aheada ya." She removed herself from the humanoid typhoons lap and started to walk away before Akashia tapped her on the shoulder.

"Excuse me, but that would be my fiancé' you're trying to woo."

"Sugah, don't mess wit me, I'm not in dah mood."

"Believe me, I'll make it quick." With that, Akashia punched the whore in the face, the whore fell back with an incredibly loud screech and landed on the floor.

"Woooah." Vash moaned, "That was meeaaan."

Akashia felt tears in her eyes, "No. What you said, was mean." She mumbled, walking off, out of the bar.

Nicholas's eyes followed Akashia's path, but he stayed with Vash so he didn't get in any more trouble…He didn't realize what a big mistake he had made.