Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Drabblets ❯ Chapter 7 ( Chapter 7 )

"Hiya, Wolfwood! How you been?"

`How've I been'? Let's see. Since fighting killer lost technology robot chicken things and dealing with that fat bastard mayor who tried to force my hand by threatening a kid, I've been having my brain raped daily by a psychotic mindreader who worships your insane brother - your brother, by the way, was recently decanted, and is now ready to destroy us all so he can have you and this planet all to himself. Also, I've been planning your seduction, because if you don't trust me that much, I'll never get you where I need you.

Sorry.

"Dry. Whiskey?"