Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Drabblets ❯ Chapter 24 ( Chapter 24 )

"That's it!" A flustered Vash emerged from the saloon, swaying slightly.

"Insurance girl!" He flung himself toward a very startled-looking Meryl. "I am just a lonely wanderer who chases that elusive mayfly of love, but I must consider my future. You who are so beautiful and fair, would you do me the honour of bearing my child?"

Meryl's left eye twitched. "And where do you think you're putting your hands, Mr. the Stampede?"

The slap echoed for iles.

"You're not fooling anyone, you know," chirped Milly as she helped a bruised Vash to his feet. "Besides, that routine never works!"