Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Legato Files ❯ Knives ( Chapter 1 )
A messed up version of 'Crock Files'...
Watch Legato run around with his own camera man to spy on different cast of 'Trigun'.
First Episode: Knives
Second Episode: Vash
Third Episode: Undecided(You choose!)
Okay, it's been a incredible time since I've updated, but I'll be updating it this week(Maybe around Saturday or Sunday, so look a foreward to it!
R/R Please! No Flames!
Anime/Manga: Trigun Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 01.19.2004 | Pages: 11 | Words: 4.1K | Visits: 658 | Status: Completed
Legato Files -- Knives
L.A.G: I made two new fics already! Whoo!
Knives: good for you, moron. But no one will like this one..Cause it's stupid!
L.A.G: *sticks out tongue* Shut up! Now..To the fic!
Knives: Yes yes, to the fic...
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*Legato comes out of a house plant in the middle of the living room* * Camera man is also hiding in the house plant*
Legato: *in a Australian voice* Good-day mate, I'm your host Legato Bluesummers...*Grins at camera, while whispering* Today's species we're looking at Knives...Aka: My masta!
*Legato stars to move(hops) the house plant into the kitchen*
Legato: *Hides, once again, in the house plant* As you can see...Knives is cooking cookies in pink apron...
Knives: *Putting cookies in the oven* Bwhahahaah!! Evil cookies! your chocolatiness shall rule the world!! *laughs evilly again*
Legato: Ain't it scary, kids? O.O he's making cookies that are evil! *says sentence to loud where Knives can hear him* *Camrea moves to Knives once more when Legato gives him the 'ok' singal*
Knives: Wha..? who's here? *Looks around the kitchen* o.0??
Legato: *ducks his head into the hose plant* Shhh...Lets not get caught byt he evil Knives...
Knives: *Shrugs* Bake evil cookies, bake! *Looking at the oven* Bwhahaha!! My sweet minions! You shall give my brother a belly ache!!
Legato: Okay mates, we're goin' to jump the gun! We're gonna catch that Knives! *Jumps out of the house plant* AHHHHH!! CHARGE!!!! *Camera man follows* *
Legato jumps on Knives*
Knives: O.O AHHH AN MONKEY IS ON MY BACK!! *Runs around screaming like a five year old girl* AHHHH!! HELP ME!!
Legato: Now! Kiddies watch closely...*Takes Knives's arms, which are waving about frantically, and wraps them, like a cop would, behind in back* See how the Knives species moves about! LIke a creepy beast froma dark cave!
Knives: Legato! I'm gonna kick your ass, you moron!! And I'm not a beast! Nor do I lives in caves! *struggles to get free*
Legato: Whoa mate, see kiddies! They, this species, actually speaks the human language! And it seems it's pissed!
Knives: No, Ya think!? *growls*
Legato: Here's the tricky part, mates! *Punches Knives in the jaw*
Knives: O.O >.< What in th...!
Legato: The Fun Fun silly willy!? He's still awake? *Blinks at the cursing Knives* Well let's hit him harder, then!
Knives: O.O NO!! .....X.X *Is knocked out by getting punched in the cheek bone*
Legato: *Slowly gets off of Knives* We slowly walk away from the animal...*Actually, Legato runs like a scared little girl* *Camera mans runs too*
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*In Legato's Creepy room* *Legato appears in front of the camera*
Legato: Did you Know that Knives sleeps with stuffed kitties?
*Knivea apears, growling*
Knives: >< Hey! Not true! I'm serious
Legato: I have proof! *Shows pictures of him sleeping with stuffed cats* *Snickers*
Knives: You fiend! T.T Your so cruel! *Wails like a two year old* Whhaaa!! *Runs out of the room*
* A chores sings* Legato files!
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*Commerical...Probably the best part of the show*
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Anouncer guy: New and improved... German Steel Knives!
Knives: Hey! >< what do you mean!?
A.G: what do you think, moron.. Ahem, I mean it's a new IMPROVED Knives!
Knives: You just said that! *growls*
*Out of nowhere a German Steel Knives pops up next to Knives*
G.S.K: *speaks German* Is trying to say hello*
Knives: What!? I can understand you man, speak English!! *Pokes at the German Steel Knives* *Blinks*
A.G: He can't, he's a GERMAN Steel Knives! *curses at Knives' stupidity*
Knives: Oh.... CAN YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I AM SAYING TO YOU!?
G.S.K: o.0;;; *Is almost deaf* ......? *Blink...Blink*
A.G: He speaks German...Not deaf... *Smacks his hand on his forehead* *Grumbles*
Knives: ^^;;; Oh...
A.G: Anyways, buy this NEW German Steel Knives today! Only $ 20.99 Plus Tax!
Knives: I wouldn't buy him..He's creepy...He doesn't talk much. *Scoots away from G.S.K*
G.S.K: .....? *Is very confused*
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*End of commerical*
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Legato: Here I am in Knives bedroom, the other ' servants' had to put him in here since I knocked him out...Ahehehehe ^^;;; *Is whispering while approaching Knives slowly* *Again, camera man follows*
Legato: Do you hear the mumbles he does in his sleep? *Looks at the camrea, while pointing to Knives' sleeping form*
Knives: Vash...Destroy....*Growls*... Meryl...Hump...*Smiles*
Legato: And watch how he sleeps...Ain't it cute, fan girls of Knives?
Knives : *Sucking his thump while hugging a black stuffed cat* Come here baby....Let me *Blank* You...
Legato: Whoa! O.O what kind of dream is this speicies having? Anyways, Knives loves to snuggle to stuffed animals in his sleep, and seems to like the other species, Meryl.
Knives: *Is still smiling* I just killed Vash! Yea!!! Party!! *Starts to dance in his sleep*
Legato: o.0;; Well le's get out of here before he wakes, shall we? * Tipsy toes out of the room*
*After leaving, Knives wakes up*
Knives: Who was in here...? *Yawns* Oh well, back to hump...I mean happy land! *Goes back to sleep*
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*In His room...Again*
*Camrea shows Legato louging in a chair*
Legato: Did you know that Knives likes pizza more than life..?
*Knives apeears out of no where*
Knives: Do not!
Legato: Do too!
Knives: Nu - Uh!
Legato; Uh - Huh!
*Knives grumbles*
*Chorus Sings* Legato files!
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* In dinning room*
Legato: In here, his servants and himself eat! Not to hard to figure out, but....It could be...
*Ding Dong*
Knives: YAH! PIZZA IS HERE!! *Races to the door to get his pizza*
Pizza man: That will be...
Knives: Go screw yourself! *Slams the door on the man* mwhahahaha!!
*Legato is hiding under the table*
Legato: As you can see..Knives is VERY cruel to the other kind f spices out there...*Blinks,while watching Knives sit down at the table*
Knives: *giggles like a school girl* Mmmm Mmmm Good! PIZZA! *Munching on the food*
Legato: Let's see if we try to take a piece of this food away from Knives! *Sneaks his head above the table and takes a piece of Pizza*
*Knives notices the missing piece of pizza*
Knives: O.O MY PIZZA! Where did it go!? *Looks around the table, but dumb enough to look UNDER the table*
Knives: WHAAAA!!! *Crying* MY pizza!! Wait....* Stops, cry and starts Thinking* There's a ghost in my house!! WHAAAA!!!
*Legato hears Knives slam the door of Knives' room*
Legato: *While eating* This is Legato files..Till time..Bai! Mmmmm PIZZA! ^-^ I'm so cool...Like Pizza!
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*In Knives room...?*
Knives: Did you know I can beat the crap out of Legato!? Huh, Huh!?
Legato: OW OW OW!! *gets punched in the side* O.O OWWWWWCCCCCHHHHIIIEEESSS!!
*chorus* o.0;; ...Uh..Legato files!
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Knives: o.0;;; I am not going EVEN ask what the hell is wrong with you.?
L.A.G: you just did...
Knives: Shut up!
L.A.G; -.-;;; Please R/R and if you want tell me who else you want legato file track down! ^-^
Knives: Lets do legato...sonova...
L.A.G; CORN!
Knives: Gun...I was going to say, Gun...
L.A.G: yea right... Bai bai for now Trigun fans!
Knives: Bai!