Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Normal or Neurosis ❯ The Test ( One-Shot )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun...just Vash's heart...all right! I don't own that either...I hope your happy...crushing my dellusions..wonderful, Vash-filled dellusions...

Notes: Ever wondered if you're a normal Trigun fan or are so obsessed that you have a Vash induced nurosis? Now you can tell the difference! As you can see by the disclaimer...my designation is pretty clear...


Normal or Nurosis


You're normal if - you watch Trigun on TV
You're obsessed if - you run into the TV trying to get to Vash


You're normal if - you think Meryl should be less annoying
You're obsessed if - you think Merly should back off Vash before you break her scrawny...um, let's move on.


You're normal if - you watched the scene where Vash has no shirt twice
You're obsessed if - you watched the scene where Vash had no shirt twice then made it into a coninual loop tape so you could watch it over...and over...and over


You're normal if - you want gloves like Vash's
You're obsessed if - you want a machanical arm like Vash's


You're normal if - when the cosplayer dressed as Vash passed you in the hall, you complamented his costume
You're obsessed if - when the cosplayer dressed as Vash passed you in the hall your friend had to drag you away to prevent a major glomping incident {Miko's apologies to the Vash cosplayer at Animazement}


You're normal if - you'd like to have someone like Vash as your boyfriend
You're obsessed if - Vash is your boyfriend


You're normal if - you spent $10 on a Trigun logo belt
You're obsessed if - you spent $300 on a red trench coat


You're normal if - when you 'friend' dissed Trigun, you yelled at her
You're obsessed if - when your 'friend' dissed Trigun, you duct taped her to a chair and forced her to watch the entire series..8 times


You're normal if - you know Vash's eyes are green
You're obsessed if - you know Vash's eyes are the perfect harmony of aqua and sea-foam green


You're normal if - when you spill ketchup on your pants, you wipe it off
You're obsessed if - when you spill ketchup on your pants, you run around screaming 'Did you shhot me? DID YOU SHOOT ME?!'


You're normal if - you buy pudding because you like it
You're obsessed if - you buy pudding because Milly might visit


You're normal if - you cried when Wolfwood died
You're obsessed if - you had to take medication when Wolfwood died


You're normal if - you have a website dedicated to Vash
You're obsessed if - you have a room dedicated to Vash


You're normal if - you think Wolfwood's cross is cool
You're obsessed if - you think Wolfwood's cross is essential to your wardrobe


You're normal if - you've se a date for your next Trigun marathon
You're obsessed if - you've se a date for your wedding to Midvalley

You're normal if - you write Trigun fanfiction
You're obsessed if - you write Trigun fanficiton about EG Mine {No, this is not a challenge...}


You're normal if - you look at your Trigun artbook
You're obsessed if - you snuggle with your Trigun artbook


You're normal if - you named your cat Kuroneko-sama
You're obsessed if - you named you first-born Kuroneko-sama


You're normal if - your friend likes Trigun, so you let her borrow your manga
You're obsessed if - your friend likes Trigun, so you let her see your manga..in the plastic cover...from a distance...


You're normal if - when someone accuse you of being obsessed with Trigun, you denied it and got on with your life
You're obsessed if - when someone accuse you of being obsessed with Trigun, you denied it went home, put on your Vash shades and coat, watched all 8 volumes, looked at your manga, worshipped your poasters, played with your action figures and got on with your life



You're normal if - you want Legato's hair
You're obsessed if - you want Legato

That's it! By the way, all insiration of this fic goes to SharkAria, she wrote the Kenshi Purity Test {which you should all go read and review} and spawned the ideal for this one...but the weirdness is all my fault...so don't blame the innocent...

Anyway, be normal or obsessive-compulsive, you should reviw...and possibly seek mental help, as should the Miko...


Miko No Hoshi