Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Slash Meets Vash (LOL that rymes) ❯ Slash Meets Vash Pt 3 ( Chapter 3 )

As our story moves on….

"Who are you?" I asked getting ready to pounce. The man stopped me from attacking her though.

"My name is Meryl, but the REAL question is who are YOU?" she replied, I then got back in position to pounce but once again he stopped me, "Where are we off to now, Vash?" Vash looked at me waiting for my response, oh and was it strange.

"HOLY CRAP!!! You're Vash the Stampede the Humanoid Disaster of the desert Planet!!!?????" I screamed. Vash nodded and to his astonishment I said "I'm the Humanoid Disaster of this Forest Planet!!!" Vash was stunned to here this, I think I might have paralyzed him! Meryl looked at me like I was crazy.

"So you're saying you two know each other, or what? I am so confused!" Meryl said flat.

"We actually just met, isn't that funny! I didn't know there were any other humanoid typhoons out there. It makes you wonder if there are any more! Hmmmm… How come you knew about me and I never heard about you?" Vash asked

"I haven't actually done anything…yet. But you know how you have The Angel Arm? Well I have something like that, but I don't know what to call it. And I'm afraid to show it…after what happened with you and what all." I answered right back, and Meryl looked more confused than ever!

"Okay, so what is your name?" she asked me

"My name is Slash, and NO is NOT Slash the Stampede" I said, while Vash laughed I asked him "What is SO funny?"

"Ummmm…Well wouldn't it be cool to have the same name as me because I am so devilishly hot." The conceited Vash said, Meryl looked at him and did a <3Love<3 sigh.

"Pfft. Can your ego get any bigger? I said the ONLY thing cute about you was your hair!!" I replied then I thought of Vash and myself at the Alter…..^-^!

"You know you want me!!" Vash winked and of course I blushed and Meryl got SERIOUSLY jealous, "its ok a lot of girls like me"

"OK!!!! NOW WHERE ARE WE OFF TO???" Meryl interrupted

"Well the Wolf man wants to meet us at, where else, THE DONUT SHOP!!!" Vash exclaimed I then got googlie eyes.

"DONUTS!!!! *Drools* O I USED TO ALWAYS HAVE DONUTS!!!" I yelled and then I broke into song, "Donuts Donuts I'm off to get some donuts! They are so yummy, they go right to your tummy!!" I sang Everyone including Vash looked at me like I was strange.

"Looks like you're not the only one who likes Donuts Vash!!!" snickered a girly voice I looked around listening for the voice when the owner of it popped out of the dark, "HI!!! My name is Millie! What's your name?" She asked very hyper.

"My name is Slash, Meryl or Vash can explain more on the way to the *starry eyes* DONUT HEAV- I MEAN SHOP…Donut Shop." I quickly said

"First lets get you some better clothes" suggested Vash and I nodded We went to the hotel where everyone was at and we went to the gift shop where Millie (Meryl went to follow Vash >:0 who went to look for something in the room ) helped me pick out some of the essentials such as under garments, shirts, skirts, pants, shorts, make-up, etc. Then just as we finished I found the PERFECT red coat for me (no it wasn't the one Vash wears it was more on the feminine side) and I bought it. I changed into my red coat and just some stuff underneath. After that I got my hair cut and make-up done for the first time. I got a nice little cut so I looked like I had spikes on the ends of my hair, to remind me of Vash, and I also had my make-up done so I didn't look like a hobo!

"What a transformation!!!!" I exclaimed and Millie agreed, "Wait until Vash sees this"

"What do you mean" Millie asked and then she gasped, you don't have a crush on Vash do you??" I had to think fast…

"WHAT!!!??? THAT IS THE DUMBEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD!!!" I screamed

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Reporter: What is Vash getting in the room? Does Millie have a lead on the truth that Slash does like no LOVE Vash?

Slash: * smuggles reporter into a bag * WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN??