Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Slash Meets Vash (LOL that rymes) ❯ Wolfwood the Perv ( Chapter 5 )

Here we go again…

"Geez Meryl you should yell at me not Slash! It's my fault for pushing her!" Vash said in a-matter-of-fact tone

"OH! Vash Hmmmm…….ok why don't you watch where you are pushing next time Vash." Meryl said calmly.

"Umm…why aren't you yelling at me? You yelled at Slash like you would to me before we met her." Vash asked

"Why don't we just forget the whole matter!" Millie suggested

"I agree! I don't want you two to stop being friends because of me. I think I'll turn back" I said as turning around. Millie stopped me and I winked, and then she let me go.

"Wait, I was just in a different dimension when I screamed at you." Meryl said sympathetically. I turned around once again while Vash looked at me like I was a hero.

"What are you looking at?" I asked him, "Now can we get back to pushing each other?" We both laughed at that!

"Yea! I'm gonna push you first!" he said, and what do you know he did! We pushed each other until we got to the Donut Heav- I mean Donut Shop. ^-^ As soon as we were there the three of them told me to go into the shop. I was wondering why, but I did as I was told. The truth is they wanted to see the Wolf mans reaction when I walked in there. Well I walked in there not knowing that, and I regret I ever did. Okay I open the door and there is a bell so everyone looks at who it is and then goes back to their own business, but one man, Wolf man, didn't. He just stared at me, and to this day I think under his breath he did a cats-call. Well, anyway I walked to a table where all of us could sit, and guess who joins me. If you chose Sailor Moon you're wrong…DUH! Wolf man! He sits down and starts to talk to me.

"Hey…what's a young miss like you doing out here in a donut shop?" he asked, "Do you want to join me and three of my friends as we go travel the world?" I looked back at the door and saw Vash and mouthed to him Is this guy for real? All Vash did was laugh. I looked at Wolf man and he said "Would you like me to buy you a donut at the least?"

"Why don't we go out back?" I asked. He nodded; I don't even want to think about what was going through his mind. I took him outside, head locked him, and screamed, "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!" Vash heard me screaming and came around back.

"I see you met Slash…Wolf man." Vash said, "Interesting to watch you try to hard to get a girl. HAHA!!! And what do you think of him Slash?"

"I think he should try to actually introduce himself, because I never would have head locked him if I knew who he was." I replied still having him in my head lock, but I finally let go. He winked at me when he stood up so I kicked his shin. "Perv"

"Is this your girl Vash?" he asked

"No, but she is my buddy." He said as giving Wolf man the face of don't touch her or you'll die. I just smiled as I gave Vash a noogie. Millie and Meryl came running back where we were.

"What's going on?" Millie asked

"I see you met Wolf man, Slash" Meryl giggled.

"So you knew he would do something like this? What kind of people are you? Well, I guess I should have a sense of humor!" I giggled too, "And what do you know I DO!"

"You sure have a nice * sneezed ass *" Wolfwood (that's his real last name) fake sneezed. I was SO mad, I swear I could have head locked him again!

"Does every guy have to say I have a nice butt?" I asked, "I mean I do take it as a compliment, but please think it don't say it!"

"OK! Wolf man what did you call us here for?" Vash asked trying to change the subject. I looked at Vash, and he had a serious face. Wolfwood just smiled.

"I know you like donuts so I cam here to talk to you about Legato." He said

"Legato? I thought we killed him!" Vash exclaimed

"Who is Legato?" I asked

"He is a powerful monster…and I thought we killed him" he said

"Blossom she is the fearless leader, bubbles she is the cute and funny, Buttercup she is the toughest fighter…Powerpuff save the day!" I sang, "Is he that kind of a monster? The kind of monster from THE POWER PUFF GIRLS!?"

"I think she's dumber than Vash!" Meryl whispered under her breath

"I HEARD THAT!" I screamed, "Meryl, Millie let's go behind this wall so we can let the boys talk alone. * goes behind wall * OK! Meryl what is your problem? Ever since we met you have been treating me like scum!"

"Look, I get really jealous when other girls hang around Vash." She tried to explain

"I see this is because you have been crushing on Vash ever since you met him right?" I interrupted, "Look I like him to, but you're going to have to face your fears someday! Now let the BETTER woman win."

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Reporter: Will Meryl confess her love? What are Vash and Wolfwood planning to do to Legato?

Slash: You forgot to say Who will win Vash's heart? *points at herself * Meryl probably.