Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Slash Meets Vash (LOL that rymes) ❯ Final Battle Explodes in the Face of Danger ( Chapter 10 )

The Final Episode…

"I can't pull the trigger, and it's because he's my brother. Legato please don't make me do this, and besides you still haven't answered the reason why you wanted me here. Say it before I kill you." I said. I then put the gun to my stomach, "Or do you want to be the last of our blood?" Legato looked shocked, but it was Vash's face that made me worried. I loaded my gun and then once more pointed it at my stomach. I was crying then, but that didn't stop me.

"NO! Don't do it! Slash…" Vash screamed but too late, I pulled it. *gasp* Legato looked even more shocked than before. He then started to cry and I watched him through my tears.

"She…she just killed herself…my…my sister just killed herself!" he sobbed, "Now, I should go with her and apologize to mother." He took my gun, and pointed it at his head.

"Wait…" I said, "Don't do that just yet. I mean what am I supposed to do without my brother for the next bazillion years." Everyone was crying tears of joy now, "Wow, you guys actually care that much?"

"Slash, your okay!" Vash said and hugged me, but Legato pulled him off.

"Umm…Vash, my little sister. Hands stay off until I know you better." Legato said, and I hit him.

"Oh shut up! HAHA! Well, I guess I have my first battle scar like you Vash!" I said squinting in pain, but then looked at my brother. Finally, a person I can relate too, "O yea! Can you do me a favor and dye your hair back to blonde!?"

"Sure why not! I guess we could all dye our hair blonde!" Legato laughed, and for the first time in ages I felt like I had a family. I got up and started to dance when all of a sudden Meryl came out from nowhere.

"I guess you won his heart…but I still have other people from the bernadeli insurance company to marry. Well, anyway we should go back to our business, and this is where we part into our own ways. Good-bye Slash, it was nice knowing you." She laughed and cried at the same time. I then went up to her and hugged her while crying myself.

"You know I wouldn't be here if it wasn't for you. So, please try and understand I didn't want to take him away from you. I'm really going to miss all of you…yes even you Wolfwood!" I laughed, and then I stared at my brother and told him we should go now. Vash popped up and took out a small little case from his pocket. "Wh…what's that Vash?" He opened the case and got on one knee.

"Slash…will you marry me?" he said as giving me the golden bullet that was in the case. I fainted and blushed as he said that and he got worried and said, "Did I give her a heart attack? Oh my god I killed my fiancée!"

"No you didn't you dimwit!" I said as leaping into his arms, "And yes I will marry you." I hugged him and tried not to laugh, but I couldn't resist. Legato wasn't sure what he was supposed to do so he lifted me up from the collar, and pulled me away from Vash like I was a cat. "Huh? What did you do that for?" Legato just shrugged and got me really confused. When we were back at the hotel Vash and I looked into each others eyes and I saw what he thought I looked like naked. "Stop thinking that…"

"Oh crap I forgot you could read minds…sorry `bout that." Vash flustered and then mumbled, "I hope Legato didn't see that…"

"Hope I didn't see what?" Legato said as he got back from the hair salon. (His hair was blonde again! ^-^) "What did I miss?"

"Nothing at all! I just was talking to him about the scar on my stomach, and you know what I think I should see a doctor because it's still bleeding." I said as calmly as I could. I was actually terrified that I was still bleeding, and I didn't want to worry them.

"You never told me it was still bleeding!" Legato exclaimed. I just walked out of the room, and they both tried to help me. At least there was a doctor's office in the hotel, and we went there.

"Excuse me! She's bleeding badly and it's been like this for awhile!" Vash screamed. Two nurses came out and put me onto a stretcher, they had to pull my shirt off in order to see the wound. Vash was watching in pleasure and in pain, but my brother was just watching in horror.

"Vash…I know I sometimes nag on you for being…" is tried to explain but it was taking up to much breath, "If I don't make it through this please marry Meryl." I then dozed off into a trance, and then the nurses told Vash and Legato to go wait in the lobby.

"This is horrible…" Vash said and Legato nodded, "How could she ever think that I would want to marry Meryl?" Legato fell out of his seat and started to bark at Vash.

"Do you realize that my little sister, and technically your fiancée, is in the emergency room!? She could be dying for all we know!" Legato barked, and everyone was staring at him.

"Of course I realize that! And I feel like it's all my fault…" Vash said starting to sob, "If she never met me none of this would have happened." Legato patted poor Vash on the back.

"It's not your fault…mostly it's your brothers and mine." he said, and Vash was still sobbing. I then popped up from behind a corner and started to crawl on the floor to where they were sitting. I was wearing a nurse uniform and had tied my hair back so I didn't look like my self. I had also put on a fake accent.

"Who is the company for Slash?" I asked trying my hardest not to laugh in that accent. Vash and Legato raised their hands and I went over to them and almost slipped in the high heels, "I have very, very, VERY bad news. Slash has…Slash has…by the way what kind of a name is Slash?" Both of them fell onto the floor.

"WHAT ABOUT SLASH?" Vash screamed, and I got all teary eyed.

"Sir I…I *sniff* have to ask you to calm *sniff* down." I sobbed but then got serious again, "Slash has passed on to the other world…." Both of the men stared at me in shock, and then I started laughing my head off, "Into the other world as a nurse!" I pulled my hair so it was back to normal, and the guys were still in shock.

"I don't see what is so funny Miss Nurse!" Vash said aggressively, "My fiancée has just passed away." He started to cry and I slapped him on the back.

"You'll live through it because I'll be your fiancée! Dummy it's me Slash!" I said in my typically innocent voice, and Vash just stared at me, "The doctor said it was just a deep wound that can be treated, so I'll have to apply this stuff *pulls out bottle* to the wound. And it will still leave a scar…so I WILL have my first battle scar!" Legato came up to me and I hugged him, "I never really meant to have you guys worried." After we left the hotel we went to the donut shop, and I had a shopping spree there. Vash and Legato were practically broke after I had my share of donuts.

"How many donuts are you going to get Slash?" Legato asked

"You keep on forgetting that my favorite food is donuts!" I said as I stuffed my face. Vash tried to take one but I caught him and pointed at the free liquor, "Bring over three please!" Vash dragged himself to the liquor and drank one and then finally brought our three over to us.

"Here you go!" Vash said as he swayed around, "I only had twive Mommy!" I stared blankly at him then looked back at my brother.

"It's okay! I think I'll just drink his…" Legato said as he was about to take the liquor, but something landed on his hand, "AHHHHH!!!! What the hell is that!?"

"I made it myself! It's a concoctionI made myself. The ingredients are alcohol, donuts, broccoli, and stomach acid!" Vash laughed, and I was laughing my head off.

"So your telling him that that is barf!?" I asked still laughing and Vash nodded, "BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! Poor Legato…go to the bathroom and wash your hands for 5 minutes." Legato went to the bathroom while I chugged down my beer.

"Is it good?" Vash asked as he was still lying on the table.

"Yes it sure is! Aiyaa! So yummy! *chug* Alcohol…" I sighed as I chugged that sucker down. As soon as I finished that one I went to get another, and then came back to the table to find Vash doing something freakish with his hands, "What are you doing Vash?"

"I am trying to do origami with my hands!" he explained, "But it isn't working *sob sob* they say that origami is romantic, and I highly doubt that a piece of paper could be romantic so I decided to use my hands." I smiled at him and hugged him.

"That's sweet and all but you aren't as flexible as paper…I know that may come as a shock to you, but it's true." I said, "You should just enjoy yourself like I do most of the time!" As I said that I got up on the table and started to dance weirdly, and Legato came out of the bathroom. He looked at me for a second and then went back into the bathroom, but Vash on the other hand joined me. 40 minutes later I found myself in my hotel room on the floor.

"So you finally woke up!" I heard my brother say, when I got up I saw Vash push Legato out of the way and smile.

"Are you ok?" he asked while smiling.

"Why what did I do?" I asked back, and Vash started to laugh. I looked the two of them confused.

"Well when you were dancing you slipped on some alcohol, and then you landed on top of me!" Vash laughed, I could tell he was still drunk.

"The only reason he's laughing is because you landed on him in an awkward position…" Legato said firmly.

"Oh Vash! Your so dumb at times! Especially when you're drunk!" I laughed and I went up to him, "But who could hate this adorable face!?" I pinched his cheek as he wailed in pain, and then I hugged him. Legato didn't want to see this so he went to the food plaza on the 8th floor. "I'll make a deal with you…if you can pack my stuff I'll give you anything you desire…ok?"

"Really? You'll give me anything…hehe." he said slyly, "It's a deal! And remember you said ANYTHING!"

"Well get started! My brother has a place that we're gonna be living in for a while." I snapped. He bowed down to me like I was his master. I enjoyed having him like that!

"It's all done! Now can I have my reward?" Vash asked excitedly.

"As soon as we are at my brother's house! Now let's go get him, poochie!" I said

"Aw man! *snap* That's not fair…but at least I'm going to get this for real not like that one lady…hmph." Vash mumbled to himself, and I glared at him. When we were upstairs we saw Legato drinking a beer. A lot of the women were looking at him, and I wanted to leave at that very moment.

"C'mon Legato! Let's go home!" I said all starry eyed and all the women turned away.

"What? You want to go to the house now?" Legato complained. I stared at him with a pissed off face, and he gave in easily, "Please don't have a fit like you used to."

"That was over a hundred years ago!" I exclaimed, and after an hour of sitting on a bus we were there, "WOW! This is where we'll be staying?" I stared at the giant house in front of me.

"Yup…I hope it isn't too small for the two of you!" Legato said, and I stared him straight in the face.

"You mean this house is…ours?" I asked in amazement and Legato nodded, "Well then what the hell are you talking about too small?" Vash was standing there open jawed at that news, and I ran to Legato crying with happiness.

"Think of it as an early wedding present." He said as he hugged me back, "And I'll be your neighbor! I live right next door to you!" He pointed at the other somewhat smaller house next to our BIG mansion. (Sorry I love to exaggerate)

"You aren't going to pop into our house unexpectedly are you?" Vash asked

"No…why Vash? You aren't going to do anything stupid are you?" Legato asked, and Vash quickly shook his head. Well after we got all of our stuff in the big house and we were in our room I sat down on the bed and Vash asked, "So can I get my reward now?"

"Yes you do! Now what was it you wanted…gum, money, what?" I asked, but Vash didn't answer. All he did was push me down onto the bed while kissing me, and I tried to scream but all it did was get muffled, "AHHHH!! Vash ooo this isn't exactly what I meant by whatever you desired!" Vash then stopped and looked at me.

"So you didn't want me to do that?" Vash asked innocently

"Well…since you stopped when I asked…go on! It wasn't that bad." I said smiling, and then he just pinned me down again. This time he started to unbutton my shirt, but I didn't stop him. He took his coat off while kissing me and then I stopped him, "Did you hear that? I think I heard a door open!" I quickly through my shirt on and Vash just came downstairs with me.

"Now you have to take a picture of yourself!" a young mans voice said, and then I popped up behind him and poked his shoulder, "AHH!! HOLY SHIT! Well, hello there babe, I live right down the street…want to go get something on? *wink*"

"Not a smart move! You see my fiancée is now going to kick your ass…and it won't be my fault, but thank you for the invite!"

"Why you little punk!" Vash snarled. The young man looked up at Vash with fear.

"S…Sorry! I didn't know she was taken. I'm Corey." He trembled.

"Now is not the time to be introducing your self! Now would be a great time to be explaining why you're here!" I sassed

"Well…this house is supposedly haunted and a group of people dared me and Jimmy *points to other young man* to come here and take a picture to prove it." Corey quickly explained, "What are you going to do with us?"

"You're so lucky that I'm not a mean person, but I will let you go by me without harm!" I smiled

"That doesn't mean I'll let you go so easily!" Vash huffed, and then he smirked, "I think that you both should leave within 5 seconds or I will have to seriously open a can of whoop ass on you two." Corey and Jimmy ran for their dear lives as Vash started to count, but Corey had left 10000 yen on the floor. I picked it up and noticed there were written words that I didn't understand on it.

"Vash…what does this say?" I asked as I handed the money to Vash.

"That scum bag! It says that he wants you to meet him at his house 683 gingerbread lane!" he yelled, "Oh well…let's worry about that tomorrow. Shall we continue?" I nodded and Vash pulled me up the stairs into our room. When we got into the room Vash started to take his shirt off, and I just stood there waiting for him. As I was watching I noticed all the battle scars on his body and stood there in wonder, but he was finally ready and he pushed me onto the bed once more. Since my shirt was already unbuttoned all Vash did was practically rip it off, and there I was…in a bra being kissed by my own humanoid typhoon. What more could a girl ask for? After we had been kissing for a half hour Vash asked, "Can I still have one more thing?"

"Sure…what is it?" I replied.

"I want to…" he paused, and then I leaped into his arms. I knew what he wanted to do, and I wanted to try it also.

"Close your eyes…" I whispered and he did, "I'll do whatever you want, just don't force it to happen too quickly." I caressed his lips with mine and slowly took my pants off to reveal little black panties. When Vash opened his eyes he saw me sitting next to him in just my under garments, and he flustered for a moment but then took off his pants.

"Are you sure you want to do this?" Vash asked in a whisper, and I nodded as I sat in his lap.

"I love you…and I mean it." I said as I hugged him, "The truth is…I've never done this before and I don't know what to do." Vash smiled at me while I laughed a little.

"I've never done this either, but I'm guessing I do this…" He said as he unbuckled my bra, and I blushed. I went under the covers of the bed, and Vash followed. I was cold and Vash's warm body made me warm as his skin touched mine. We had the most wonderful 4 hours of our lives….now let's fast forward.

~Two Months Later~

"I do." I said at the wedding chapel.

"You may now kiss the bride." Wolfwood said, and Vash and I kissed our first kiss and it was wonderful. My wedding had just been finished and I swear I could have seen my mother on the cross watching. Well, after we had kissed Vash picked me up and took me to the limo to drive home.

~The End~

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Reporter: And they lived happily ever after!

Slash: HEY! I have more of a life after that! Don't ya know! Well, review if you want to hear about the rest of my life. (Tri-Yasha isn't part of it…that's a whole different story) Bye Bye for now! ~Slash~