Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ Aliens are coming! ( Chapter 6 )

Chapter 6

Woohoo! I've written so much!

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun or DBZ…and I'm fighting for my rights!

Vash: Do I have a big part? Well do I?!

Saki: MAYBE! Be patient!

Vash: You know…you're starting to look very erm…sexy ^_^

Saki: -twitch- *blows up Vash*

Vash: @_@

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Vash: *is walking around with a trash can lid on his head* the aliens are coming…the aliens are coming…

Saki: Vash! What is with the---*Vash slams a trash can lid on her head* trash-can-lid- x.x *blacks out*

Vash: O.O. NOOOO THE ALIENS GOT TO HER FIRST!! *shakes Saki* DON'T GIVE IN!!!!

Knives: You must DIE!!! *shoots Vash cuz Saki's passed out* Saki wake up!

Saki: @_@

Vash: *puts a trash can lid on Knives' head* THE ALIENS MUST NOT GET YOU TOO!!!

Knives: O.O

Legato: *walks in-sees the chaos and thinks better of it-tries to walk out*

Knives: LEGATO!!!

Legato: *can't resist Knives' call* yeeessss master?

Knives: I---WANT---CHEESE!!! *also passes out*

Vash+Legato: O.O./O.//

Wolfie: Knives is dead! Awesome!

Vash: Noo! The aliens got Saki and Knives! The horror!!

Wolfie: wait if the author is possessed…who's writing this?

???: ME!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Vash: *GASP* It's an alien!!!!

???: HELL NO!!! I'm…yea your right *cries* everyone ruins my fun! *explodes*

All: O.O

Vegeta: *appears* DIE SCUM!!! *blasts Wolfie*

Vash: Wrong anime Veggie…

Vegeta: -twitch- DON'T CALL ME THAT!! FINAL FLASH!!!

*universe explodes*

All: x.x

*universe unexplodes*

Vash: Anyhoo…

Milly: *running past the camera in the same direction 5 times* PUDDING!!!

Vash: Milly is hogging the spotlight! *cries*

Knives: *suddenly gets up* ALL WALL MARTS MUST DIE!!! ACHOO!! SHIT!!! *runs out of the house*

Vash: I need a psychiatrist…

Wolfie: I'm a priest!!!

Vash: Must…keep…my…sanity…*curls into a ball*

Meryl: *wearing hippie clothes* All hail GONDWAL!!

Vash: who the hell is Gondwal?

Meryl: it's GONDWAL!! And he's the supreme gummy bear!

Vash: I know I don't kill but--*shoots Meryl* Thank Kami…

Saki: *gets up* What's with the DBZ?! I did not write this chapter as a DBZ parody!!!

Vash: sorry Saki…

Vegeta: I'm still here…

Saki: DIE!!! *makes Vegeta explode*

All: o.o

Vash: Hey Saki…want some lollipops??

Saki: Yes!! I love lollipops! ^_^

Meryl: GONDWAL! Hates lollipops!

Saki: Well then screw Gondwal!

Meryl: Who needs all you people?! *leaves with her gummy bears*

Vash: *drags Saki out the door* let's get some lollipops honey!

Saki: Don't call me that! *smacks Vash 3 times*

Vash: owies… @_@

Wolfie: *gives Saki 2 lollipops* Here ya go!

Saki: ^_^ THANK YOUUUUUUU!!!! *hugs Wolfie*

Wolfie: I-can't---breathe >.<

Saki: *skips away eating both lollipops at once* SUGAR! ^-^

Vash: Uh-oh *goes to check Saki's sugar level*

Wolfie: Someone's in looooooooove!!!! *Vash shoots him* Itai.

Milly: Are you ok Wolfie? Here have some pudding ^-^

Vash: *runs across the room and Saki's chasing him* I didn't mean it!

Saki: you better not have!!

Wolfie+Milly: ?? -_-

Saki: *takes out a knife and resumes chasing Vash*

Vash: O.O. SAKI NO!!! *cries*

Saki: *suddenly turns sweet and innocent* Hello! ^_^

Vash: Saki-I-I-I LOVE YOU!!!

Saki: O.O

Is Vash telling the truth?

Will Saki return his feelings??

Review please!!! And tell me what you think of it!!