Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ Spit contest! ( Chapter 8 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun :(

Chapter 8!!

*Vash poofs at Knives' evil lair*

Vash: KNIVES I CHALLENGE YOU TO----!

Knives: Don't even bother-I could kill you! ^_^

Vash: I was talking about a SPIT CONTEST!!

Knives: *takes a breath*

Vash: NO----A CARD GAME!

Knives: Oh…YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!

Saki: Go Vash!!

Knives: Shut up! This decides who marries Saki!

Vash: I wont lose! *gets out a pack of cards and deals the deck*

Knives: *Sits down* hurry up! *Vash hands him his cards and they set it up and take their spit cards*

Vash/Knives: 1,2,3 SPIT!!!! *Starts the game*

Wolfie: *Somehow finds Knives' evil lair* O.O Vash did the impossible…

Saki: *Cheering* GO VASH!! KICK KNIVES' ASS!!!

-20 minutes later-

Vash: God damn it!!! *him and Knives have tied at least 30 times*

Wolfie: HEY!!!

Vash: I mean-oh fuck!!

Knives: You know what? Screw this! Lets have a real spit contest! *throws away the cards*

Vash: All right fine! *stand next to each other*

Meryl: All right! Get it past here and you win! 1,2---3! *Vash and Knives spit and both get it past* DAMN! *walks 5 steps* HERE!! *Vash and Knives get it past* COME ON!! *Runs 10 steps* HERE!!!! *Knives gets it past but Vash doesn't*

Knives: Yes! I'm getting married!!

Vash: *Shoots Knives* No your not! I am! *unchains Saki*

Saki: YAY!!!

Meryl: WAAAA!! -Cries-

-Scene changes and everyone's in a church-

Priest guy: ---And Legato and Domi, Vash and Saki, and Wolfie and Milly are married to-day…

All: YAY!!!! PARTY AT SAKI'S!!! *all leave for Saki's house*

P.G: O.O O.O

-Wherever-

Knives: I will get revenge! I'll make a TV show!!

Meryl: and I'll help!

Knives: RIGHT!! *calls Legato and Domi* hey would you like to be in my TV show??

Legato: We're sorta partying right now…

Knives: -twitch- WHAT?!! Oh yea Midvalley's still here ^-^ *calls Midvalley*

Midvalley: You guys forgot about me!!! -Cries-

Knives: Do you want to be in my TV show? ^-^

Midvalley: SURE!

Knives: GREAT! *Calls Zazie, Rai-dei, Caine, and Gray* Be in my TV show!

All of `em: OK!! ^-^ *poofs there with Midvalley*

-at Saki's house-

Vash: *Drinking himself silly* got any more beer Saki?

Saki: uh…no…

Vash: What do you mean no?!

Saki: eat donuts instead!

Vash: ok! ^_^

*Legato and Domi ran to the bedroom and Wolfie and Milly are having a pudding eating contest*

Saki: I feel bad for all you people tomorrow *makes a bag of popcorn for herself*

Wolfie: I GIVE UP!! -Keels over-

Milly: YAY I WIN!! *Wolfie runs to the bathroom*

Vash: DONUTS!! *has gone through 10 boxes already*

-Party ends at 5 in the morning and every newlywed goes home-cept for Vash and Saki-its THEIR house now-

Saki: OUT!! *yells at Legato and Domi for falling asleep and they go home*

Vash: *Passed out on the couch with the popcorn bowl on his head*

Saki: There goes life!!! -sigh-

Will Knives get his revenge?

How is life wackier?

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