Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ The adventures of the chibi trigun cast! ❯ The battles begin! ( Chapter 10 )

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Chapter 10!

SAKi+Vash+Wolfie+Milly: *staring at the TV like zombie's waiting for the next episode*

TV: AND THE NEXT EPISODE OF BUTTERFLYS HAPPY TIME!!!!

Vash+Wolfie: YAY! ^o^

TV: Knives: MWHAHAH we are back! Enjoy!

Meryl: OooOooOo I have mystical powers!!

Zazie: O…K… *Meryl zaps him and he disappears*

Legato: O.// AHHH!! *runs around in circles*

Meryl: MWAH!! *zaps everyone*

Saki: O.O *gets zapped* *so do Wolfie, Milly, Vash and Domi*

Midvalley: Oooo we're in a video game! And I'm on the bad side!!

Domi: *sigh* so am I

Knives: This wasn't in the fucking script!!

Saki: Hey Futchy's here!

Futchy: What the hell'm I doing here! I was just about to beat the snot out of this sicko trying to hit on me!

All: O.O

Meryl: Okay then! On the losers team is Saki, Vash, Milly, Futchy and Wolfie!

Losers: HEY!

Meryl: and on the butterfly team, Knives, Zazie, Caine, Gray, Midvalley, Legato, Domi and Rai-Dei!

Losers: HEY!!

Saki: 8 vs. 5?! THAT'S NO FAIR!

Meryl: All right! All right! Pick 3 people!

Saki: ^^

*Fluffy, Yuffie, and Dagger appear in a pink cloud of fuzzy dust*

Fluffy: *HACK* *HACK* I'M…CHOKING!!!! *passes out* x.x

Vash: OH NO! I know! I'll give her mouth-to-mouth! ^^.

All: NO!!

Vash: T.T.

Saki: *snaps fingers*

Dagger: O.O *jumps on Fluffy's stomach*

Fluffy: O.o I'M ALIVE!! I'M ALIVE! PLEASE! STOP!

Meryl: Okay…now that everyone is even…and alive…it's a showdown! First is Knives vs. Milly!

*Knives and Milly go onto fighting platform*

Milly: O.O *freaked out*

Wolfie: You can do it Milly!

Knives: -_-; You have GOT to be kidding…

Meryl: Well, I'm not! READY! 1! 2! 3! FIGHT!!!

Milly: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs around in a circle throwing her hands up in the air*

Knives: OH GOD! The noise!! I can't take it!! *Grabs Milly and ties her to a chair* *Pudding falls out of her pocket as he gags her*

Milly: O.O ><

Knives: hey look! Pudding!

Milly: Mmnnm! Phmmmmimmn!

Knives: *eats pudding and licks container clean*

Milly: O.O o.o o.O O.o >< ><

Wolfie: OH NO!! Everyone! HIT THE DECK!!

*All except for Knives, Milly and Saki hide behind Saki*

Saki: HEY!!!

Milly: MMMMMMMMMMHH!! ><

Knives: O.O

*Milly breaks free and smacks Knives in the face with her stun gun*

Milly: NO ONE GETS IN THE WAY OF MY PUDDING!!!!

Knives: X.X

All: O.O

Saki: @.@…oh my god I thought she was going to blow up!

Meryl: O.O uhm…Milly…wins?

Milly: I won?! *faints* *Wolfie goes to help her*

Meryl: >< AAARGH! DAMN IT KNIVES! Zazie! Get out there!! Saki vs. Zazie!

Saki: ^-^ You're cute!

Zazie: *twitch* SHUT UP!

Vash: *whines* what about me?!

All: SHUT UP!

Vash: O.o. T.T.

Meryl: 1 2 3…FIGHT!!!

Zazie: *takes out his gun* MWA!

Saki: *Takes out 2 guns* HAA!! *Sticks tongue out*

Zazie: Do you even know how to use a gun?

Saki: YEA! *Shoots Zazie *ahem tries to* and lands on her butt and the bullet fly's towards Vash*

Vash: EIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *Gets hit* Itai. x.x.

Saki: Sorry Vash! *Laughs nervously*

Zazie: -_-; dear lord…*shoots Saki*

Saki: THAT HURT! *Uses instant transmission and appears behind Zazie* HAHA! *Shoots him and manages not to miss*

Zazie: I'M MELTINGGGGG! *Falls* MELTING!!!

Knives: *has woken up* AH THE WITCH IS NEAR!! *Sneezes and falls over*

Meryl: NO! NOT SAKI! EEARGH! YOU ALL SCARE ME! CAINE! FUTCHY VS. CAINE!

Futchy: *goes onto fighting platform* ??? where is he? *gunshot* *bullet lands right next to her feet* !!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!

*Bullet shot* *Hits Vash*

Vash: ITAI! ALL RIGHT! Enough with shooting Vash!

Saki: ^-^

Vash: ><

Futchy: AAAAHHH! This isn't fair! *Gunshot* AAH! Where is he?! *Gunshot* >< FINE!!! *Takes out both her guns and starts spinning shooting everywhere* @.@

All: O.O AHHHHH! Watch where you're shooting!! ><

Futchy: @.@ >< *stops spinning and throws up*

All: O.O o.O O.o

Wolfie: oh my…that puts Tongari to shame…

Caine: *can't control his laughter and reveals himself* AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Futchy: O.O THERE YOU ARE!!! *tries to shoot Caine but has no bullets left* O.O

Caine: *laughs harder* AHHHAHAH!! *Futchy starts punching the crap out of him* x.x

Vash: *winces* *winces again* Futchy's an animal! She's insane!! RUN!!!!!!!!!

*We are experiencing technical difficulties please hold ^-^*

*Cheesy hold music starts playing and you can still hear screaming*

*AND WE'RE BACK!!!!!!!*

Meryl: what the fuck! You know what Butterfly's you suck! You can't even win one friggen match!

Butterflies: *hang their heads except for Knives who is twitching on the floor and Zazie and Caine knocked out*

EHEHEHE!! Next chapter!

Gray and Dagger!

Midvalley and Fluffy!

Legato and Wolfie!

Domi and Vash!

Rai-dei and Yuffie! ^.^ stay tuned!!!