Trigun Fan Fiction ❯ Trigun Jeopardy! Or Not... ❯ Trigun Jeopardy! Or not! Either way... ( One-Shot )

"Welcome to Jeopardy! I'm the host, Alex Trebek-", he blew up.

Knives stormed onto the set. "LEGATO!", he yelled.

Legato walked onto the set, eating a bag of chips. "Yes Knives-sama?", he asked after swallowing a mouthful of Doritos.

"Be the host", Knives ordered.

Legato nodded and stood boredly at the host panel thingy as lights flashed and Vash, Wolfwood, Milly, and Stryfe-baka appeared, blinking at the contestant stand thingies. "Um", was the brilliant monosyllable word Vash uttered.

"VASH!", Stryfe-baka started to yell, looking like the monkey that she is, before a huge iron mallet fell on her head and she passed out.

"Aa! Sempai!…Screw this", Milly said, her voice growing husky and low.

She ripped off her cloak and insurance uniform, revealing a skimpy nude-colored bikini top and pants. Vash and Wolfwood stared, got nosebleeds and passed out. Legato used his powers to revive them…and to summon a bag of real hot dogs. "Eternal suffering to Vash the Stampede!", Legato cried, and started pelting Vash with rubber hot dogs that appeared due to a plot convenience.

Knives stormed onto the set again and pushed Legato towards the late Stryfe-baka's console panel thingy. "FINE! I'LL BE THE DAMN HOST!", he yelled.

Lights flashed, lightning struck a tree, but nobody noticed as they were inside. "WELCOME TO WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!", Knives yelled.

*The author decides to change the way the story is written*

Wolfwood: Ara, Knives-sama, this is Jeopardy!

Knives: *Bawls!*

Vash: o.O Ano…okay, its Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Author: NO! It's Jeopardy! dammit!

Knives: NO! WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

Author: Jeopardy!

Knives: WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE!

*Screen grows fuzzy* *Screaming breaks out*
Reader: …The hell…?

*Screen clears to show the author fixing her glasses and Knives unconscious on the floor*

*Reader screams at the sight of the author*

Author: *Glares* Anyway, Vash and Wolfwood won even though they didn't do anything. But they're SO kawaii! *_* *Grabs them and Katie and hitchhikers onto the Heart of Gold with Zaphod, Trillian, Ford, and Arthur*

*Earth blows up*