Twilight Fan Fiction ❯ I'll Have A Horn Dog ❯ I'll Have A Horn Dog ( Chapter 1 )

A/N: Before anyone attacks me, yes I wrote this. I had to delete my old account. Feel free to ask me if you doubt me. :)

I'll Have a Horn Dog

“I'm so glad you guys could come!” Jessica squealed, clapping her hands and smiling like she had just won the lottery.

“No problem,” Bella said, smiling back and lacing her fingers with Edward's.

Jessica had proposed at school yesterday that Bella and Edward should come with the group for a movie and dinner night. Bella didn't really want to go but before she could refuse Jessica's offer, Edward had agreed, shooting her chances of a peaceful Friday night in the face. So here they were, her and Edward, Jessica and Mike, Ben and Angela, and Lauren and Tyler, all one happy family on their way to the movies.

“What movie are we seeing again?” Mike asked, looking at the many movie posters lining the outside wall of the theater in Port Angeles.

“I think we should go see that new romance movie,” Jessica suggested, not really suggesting but demanding.

“Yeah, that one looks really good,” Angela agreed, looking at Ben and smiling.

“Thanks a lot Edward,” Bella whispered under her breath.

“Don't worry Bella, you'll enjoy it,” he whispered, his cool lips tickling her ear.

“Oh, did Alice tell you that?” she snapped, folding her arms across her chest and glaring at him.

“No, she didn't Bella. I just have a feeling that you're going to like this more than you think you will,” he said, re-taking her hand and planting a chaste kiss on it.

After all the guys paid for their dates' tickets, they each entered into the theater to get some popcorn before the movie started. Edward, not buying anything for himself, bought a large Coke and popcorn for Bella and him to `share'.

“Come on guys, I don't want to miss the previews,” Tyler shouted, rushing everyone into the dark theater.

Being a group date, Jessica forced everyone to sit in the same row at the top. Edward sat at the end of the row beside Bella who sat beside Mike and Jessica. Angela, Ben, Lauren, and Tyler were on Jessica's left.

“Do you want some popcorn Bella?” Mike asked her, leaning too close to her face.

“No thanks Mike, I've got my own,” she said, pointing at the giant bucket that she knew Mike could see.

“How about a drink then?” he offered, holding up his cup.

“Nah, I'll just drink out of Edward's,” she said, pointing to the cup between her and Edward. She had to keep herself from grinning when she noticed Edward trying not to laugh at Mike's forwardness.

“Oh, okay,” Mike said, sitting back in his chair and continuing to completely ignore Jessica.

Bella settled back into her seat, resting her head against Edward's shoulder and taking his hand as the lights went out and the previews began. She nibbled on her popcorn as she watched the previews, waiting for the movie to start and end so they could get out of there. Finally the movie began, the opening credits scrolling across the screen.

Being a romance film, Bella expected there to be a love scene at some point in the movie, but she never expected several love scenes.

“This is getting a little ridiculous,” she whispered to Edward, watching the couple make love for what seemed like the hundredth time. “And you said I'd like this movie. You must think of me as some kind of pervert then.”

“I didn't exactly mean you'd like the movie, more like being at the movie,” he whispered back, his head turned so that his mouth moved against her temple.

“Well you're wrong,” she said, looking at him from the corner of her eye.

“Am I?” he asked softly, laying a light kiss at her temple before leaning down to trail his tongue along her neck.

“Oh my god, Edward stop it,” she whispered hurriedly, turning her head to see if Mike had seen anything.

“No,” he said simply, releasing his hand from hers to lay it on her leg, just under the hem of her dress.

Bella's heart hammered as she felt his hand travel higher up her dress until his fingers reached her panties to play with the elastic. Using the giant popcorn bucket, Bella made sure that everything was covered before turning her head to Edward.

“What are you doing?” she hissed, her eyes wide in shock.

“Nothing bad Bella,” he said innocently, glancing past her shoulder to look at the rest of the group. “If anyone even suspects anything I'll know,” he said, using his free hand to tap his head.

“But--,” she began but her words caught in her throat when she felt Edward's cool fingers slip past the barrier of her panties and into her folds. “Oh!” she exclaimed a little too loudly causing Edward to pull his fingers out and making the people around them turn and glare.

“Sorry,” she whispered, covering her mouth with her hand.

Edward sat back in his chair, his hand covering his face as he tried not to laugh. Bella turned and elbowed him in the ribs, not hurting him, but getting the message across.

“Told you,” she said, tears welling up in her eyes from embarrassment.

“Bella, you just have to keep your voice down and everything will be fine,” he whispered in her ear before grabbing hold of her arm and tracing her ear with his tongue.

“Well that's kind of hard to do when your fingers are…” she trailed off, her face turning red. “Just knock it off Edward, why are you even doing this here anyway?”

“Why not? I love you and I want to make you happy,” he said as he played with her hair. “Do you not like it when I touch you Bella?”

“No, I think I like it too much and that's the whole problem,” she admitted angrily, turning her head so that their noses nearly touched. “There's no way in hell that you're going to be able to do this to me in a quiet movie theater without me making some kind of embarrassing noise.”

“Later then,” he agreed, nodding his head before leaning in to gently kiss her. “Now watch the movie love.”

When the movie finally ended everyone exited the theater, happy to be out of there at last. Needless to say, no one really cared for that movie.

“That movie sucked,” Tyler commented, stretching out his back. “Major chick flick.”

“Yeah, thanks a lot Jess,” Mike said, agreeing with Tyler.

“Whatever. Let's just go eat,” she said, grabbing hold of Mike's hand and yanking him towards the small restaurant at the end of the street.

Once inside, the waitress led the four couples to a booth in the back corner of the restaurant passing out menus when everyone was seated. Edward and Bella were seated on the inside beside the wall next to Tyler and Lauren.

“Isn't that Eric?” Jessica asked, pointing to the couple walking through the doors.

“Yeah, I think so,” Angela said, leaning over to get a closer look.

“Hey Eric! Over here!” Jessica shouted, waving her arms to get his attention.

“Hey guys! Mind if we join you?” Eric asked, introducing his date.

“No problem! Hey guys, do you mind scooting over?” Jessica asked the couples across from her even though there was obviously no room for them.

“I don't think there's enough room Jessica,” Lauren said, scooting over until she and Tyler were sandwiched together.

“Don't worry, Bella can sit on my lap,” Edward said picking her up and settling her on top of his legs.

“Hey!” Bella shouted in surprise.

“Thanks Edward,” Eric said, sliding into the booth with his date.

“No problem,” he smiled, wrapping his arms around Bella's waist.

“Can I get you anything to drink?” the waitress asked, coming over to the table with her notepad.

After everyone ordered their drinks the table broke out into a frenzied conversation consisting mostly of topics having to do with school. Bella wasn't paying much attention to the conversation because she was too preoccupied with Edward's hands playing with her dress.

“What are you doing?” she asked, turning her head to the side so she could see him.

“Finishing what I started in the theater,” he whispered, kissing her shoulder.

Bella was too shocked to say anything and she almost jumped out of his lap when she felt a very large and very hard bulge between her legs. Coughing into her hand loudly, Bella kicked Edward's shin beneath the table, hoping it hurt him.

“Calm down Bella,” he whispered into her ear from behind, his hand sneaking beneath her skirt to unzip his pants. “No one can see anything.”

“Maybe they can't see anything but they will sure hear something if you don't stop,” she whispered frantically, her hands coming down to fan her dress out around Edward's lap for extra coverage.

“I'm sure you'll be able to keep it down Bella,” he whispered, using his finger to push the bottom of her panties to the side and inserting the tip of his cock in her entrance.

“Oh jeeze!” she exclaimed, gripping onto the edge of the table.

“What's wrong Bella?” Angela asked, her brows knitting together in concern.

“Nothing! I'm just really thirsty,” she said, fanning her face with her hand.

Edward smiled as he pulled Bella farther onto his thick cock, her nails coming to dig into the side of his legs. If he was human, he'd definitely be bleeding.

“Your drinks,” the waitress announced, setting two cokes down in front of Bella.

“Mmmm…” Bella moaned, picking up her drink and taking a sip. “That makes my throat feel so good!”

“Why don't you have some more then?” Edward said, thrusting himself deep inside of her.

“Yesss,” she replied, grabbing her drink and taking another long sip. “That just hit the spot!”

“Wow, you must be really thirsty Bella,” Mike said, his eyes wide.

“Ohhhh, yes!” she exclaimed, nodding her head and slamming down her empty glass.

“Do you want some more?” Edward asked, slamming into her again while pushing his glass towards her shaking hands.

“Yes…more,” she managed, her breathing heavy as she drank from Edward's glass to silence her screams.

“Have you guys figured out what you're going to order?” the waitress asked, coming over again with her notepad and pen ready.

“We'll have a cheeseburger,” Tyler said speaking for both him and Lauren, handing his menu to the waitress.

“Same,” said Mike.

“Me too,” answered Jessica.

“I'll have a salad,” Angela said quietly.

“Ummm, some nachos,” Ben ordered.

“I'll have the same as him and my date will have a salad,” Eric said, wrapping his arm around his date.

“What do you guys want?” Jessica asked, looking over at Edward and Bella.

“I'm fine,” Edward said, keeping his voice even and slowing his thrusts. “Are you hungry Bella?”

“I…want,” she began, slamming her hands down on the table to lean over the menu. “A big…giant…hot dooooog!”

“Okay, I'll be back shortly with your food,” the waitress said with a smile, picking up the menus and walking back to the kitchen.

“Are you okay Bella? You seem to be having trouble breathing,” Mike asked, concern lighting his features.

“No, I'm fine Mike. It's just a little…hot,” she replied, leaning back against Edward's chest to cool off.

“You need to be a little quieter Bella,” Edward whispered in her ear, his cool tongue sucking on her earlobe as he slowly thrust up into her wet womanhood.

“Shut…up Edwaaaard,” she breathed, turning her head to look at him with half-lidded eyes. “I'm going to…kill you for…this…ahhhh.”

“Bella, your face is really red. Do you want to go to the bathroom?” Angela asked her worried.

“No! I just need…to cool…off,” she said, slightly rocking forward in Edward's lap making him grip her hips in response.

“Yay, food!” Jessica exclaimed, smiling as the waitress set their plates in front of them.

“Mmmmm,” Bella moaned, taking a big bite out of her hot dog. “It's…so…big!”

“Do you like that Bella?” Edward asked, his hands helping her slowly rock against him.

“That hot dog really isn't that big Bella,” Jessica said, shaking her head in confusion.

“Oh! It…is,” Bella exclaimed, wiping her mouth with the back of her hand.

Bella almost choked on her hot dog when Edward brought his hand beneath her dress to play with her clitoris, massaging it with his thumb while still thrusting deep inside of her.

“Oh god!” she shouted, her hand coming to fist in her hair.

“What's wrong!?” Tyler shouted, almost knocking his drink over.

“I just…love…meat!” she cried, her eyes falling shut as her walls clenched tightly around Edward's thick cock, riding him slowly as she orgasmed beneath the table.

“Me too!” Mike said excitedly, pointing at his face like she didn't know who `me' was.

Edward rested his head against Bella's shoulder as he thrust into her one last time before spilling his seed into her hot core, biting down on her shoulder to muffle his moans.

“Ahhhh…” Bella moaned, pulling her head up to slowly open her eyes as she came down from her high.

“What?” Lauren asked, looking at her strangely.

“I'm full,” Bella said, smiling as she kicked Edward one last time in the shin.

A/N: PLEASE REVIEW!! I KNOW IT WAS A LITTLE STRANGE THAT THEY DID IT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE BUT WHO CARES? IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!! PLEASE REVIEW AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT PLEASE!! Reviews make me happy and you want me to be happy riiiiiiight? MilkedManatee now known as StrawberryMerry.