Urusei Yatsura Fan Fiction ❯ Ataru's Onihood... ❯ Epilogue: A dream of not so ominous portents. ( Epilogue )
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By: S Kyuubi 
It's the *BLANK*ing end now people...
Anime/Manga: Urusei Yatsura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance / Sci-fi | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.30.2006 | Updated On: 04.30.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 679 | Status: Completed
It's the *BLANK*ing end now people...
Anime/Manga: Urusei Yatsura Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Romance / Sci-fi | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 04.30.2006 | Updated On: 04.30.2006 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 679 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don’t own Urusei Yatsura. UY belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, VIZ and some such.
“Spoken”
-Thought-
*Sound FX*
“Spoken”
-Thought-
*Sound FX*
Urusei Yatsura: Ataru’s Onihood…
Epilogue: A dream of not so ominous portents.
Epilogue: A dream of not so ominous portents.
Moroboshi Ataru woke up with a languid yawn, first thing he came aware was a squished Jariten under his elbow. Second thing he became aware was the alien princess Lum who was staring at him from her closet. He blinked -Uhhh why am I back at my parents’ place? And why is Lum not sleeping next to me?- He then hastily scratched his head only to notice that there were no horns there. “Ack… my horns… what the…”
This odd statement was answered with a perplexed question from Lum “What horns Darling?” Ataru blinked again and turned his eyes towards Lum… only to turn away with a barely contained nosebleed. The dream had been so real, especially the last part where he’d been BLANKing Lum’s tight BLANK. Squeezing his nose he tried to redirected the conversation. “So what are you staring at anyway?” he asked, only to be driven into shock by the answer of. ““Darling… I was just thinking about how nice it is to see you first thing in the morning…”
He didn’t even notice the slightly green tinged Jariten who was trying to wiggle out from underneath his elbow. -That was only a dream… get a grip boy…- He didn’t even notice Lum leaving until after he was brought back to reality by a soft poke to his face. “Hey you… Ataru you jerk… Did you have to ruin my sleep like that HUH?” Ten made face “Seriously… you were mumbling about BLANKing Lum-chan’s juicy BLANKs and BLANKing her mppffhhf”
Ten got no further before being restrained and gagged by Ataru who was now sweating bullets, no way could he let Lum know about that… it would only give her ideas and… he might be even willing to participate in them. Sheesh what a stupid dream, giving him ideas that he was attracted to Lum… pffttt no way.
This odd statement was answered with a perplexed question from Lum “What horns Darling?” Ataru blinked again and turned his eyes towards Lum… only to turn away with a barely contained nosebleed. The dream had been so real, especially the last part where he’d been BLANKing Lum’s tight BLANK. Squeezing his nose he tried to redirected the conversation. “So what are you staring at anyway?” he asked, only to be driven into shock by the answer of. ““Darling… I was just thinking about how nice it is to see you first thing in the morning…”
He didn’t even notice the slightly green tinged Jariten who was trying to wiggle out from underneath his elbow. -That was only a dream… get a grip boy…- He didn’t even notice Lum leaving until after he was brought back to reality by a soft poke to his face. “Hey you… Ataru you jerk… Did you have to ruin my sleep like that HUH?” Ten made face “Seriously… you were mumbling about BLANKing Lum-chan’s juicy BLANKs and BLANKing her mppffhhf”
Ten got no further before being restrained and gagged by Ataru who was now sweating bullets, no way could he let Lum know about that… it would only give her ideas and… he might be even willing to participate in them. Sheesh what a stupid dream, giving him ideas that he was attracted to Lum… pffttt no way.
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Ataru was absently kicking a pebble and pondering about his dream and his relationship with Lum when an unwanted visitor in the form of Cherry popped into his field of vision. Cherry and his predictions of doom were quickly launched towards the horizon, however Ataru was starting to feel uneasy. Things were going too much like in his dream… to the extent of a “WOAAAAH” sexy babe in sight. “Ne, Ne, Ne… What’s your address and…” He suddenly got a bad feeling and decided to drop the issue, unfortunately it didn’t stop a certain alien princess from giving him a little electricity on that very beautiful morning.
Time seemed to slow down in Ataru’s mind as he tried to regain his bearings and saw the truck already headed towards where Lum would be in a few moments. With an inhuman cry he wrenched himself from the ground and sped towards the angry girl… and managed to grab her only seconds before she got in front of the truck. With a muffled cry of “Lum!!!” Moroboshi Ataru broke down completely and began to weep against the startled Oni.
For the rest of the morning Lum was beaming happily, after all ‘Darling’ had finally confessed that he loved her and all that and was now ignoring the other girls in the class… something that worried the other classmates greatly. It had started when Kosuke, along with Shinobu had noticed that Ataru had not glomped, or tried otherwise to latch onto Shinobu. They had gone as far as to try and push Ryuunosuke straight into Ataru’s desk, only to have him help the girl up and say something about trying to be more careful.
Panic began to spread after Nurse Sakura was called on the spot to cure this odd possession that haunted Moroboshi, panic that only escalated after Ataru failed to try and grope Sakura when she sat on his desk. When pressed on the issue in the safety of the nurse’s office Ataru only responded with a statement that he’d a bad dream and really needed some time to figure it out…
Onsen Mark, in his panic, did a good deed, he was determined to save himself from the impending disaster, and ended the classes early, something which gave Ataru the chance to ask Lum about the age of her parents. The reply of “Well… lets just say that daddy wanted to invade Earth so he could give it to mommy as a present for their 120th anniversary.” drove Ataru almost over the edge.
In a quivering tone he proclaimed that unfortunately they couldn’t have a relationship if Lum was to live somewhere to the high end of 400 or so years, while Ataru would be long dead before their 100th anniversary. This made the Oni princess beam at her ‘Darling’ “But Darling… there’s a process called ‘onification’ in which we will alter your genetic structure slightly and you will become an Oni… and you don’t need to fear about turning into Rei or anything…”
That was the final nail in Ataru’s coffin and soon enough he found himself aboard Lum’s UFO, headed for the planet Uru. While Ataru was relaxing on the comfortable couch that Lum had in her UFO the princess in question was quickly going through whatever motions were needed to fly the UFO… not to mention she was humming “Hen to hen o atsumete motto hen ni shimashoo.” while tugging away a small gadget that was labelled ‘ACME Dream manipulator’.
She continued to hum “Hen na hen na uchuu wa taihen da! da! da!” while trying to contain the blush that was creeping up her cheeks. She’d seen ‘Darling’s’ dream and was expectantly waiting to see if they would be BLANKing before the week was over. She was especially looking forward to the part were she got to BLANK on ‘Darling’s’ hard BLANK and after when ‘Darling’ would BLANK her BLANKing BLANK.
The BLANKing End…
A/N:
As said… a post manga/anime(movies included) story.
Lum is humming the UY first ending theme: Uchuu wa Taihen da. I think it’s labelled as: The Big Space Party in English… anyway the words are:
Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder!
Weird, weird, space is super-weird!
My tribute to YU in which I tried to keep this in the spirit of one of the greatest Manga/Anime ever created, namely the Urusei Yatsura, which I still today consider to be the funniest manga I have read… not to mention the anime in which the voice talents are simply just great, much better than in most current anime series.
If you haven’t read UY then please do, parts of it were translated and published by VIZ, however they stopped the publishing in the mid 80’s or so. If you read it and like it then please petition VIZ for the re-publishing of UY since Rumiko Takahashi’s other works are currently best sellers (Inu-Yasha and Ranma ½…)
Anyways I hope you enjoyed reading this… Ta Ta and have a nice day
Time seemed to slow down in Ataru’s mind as he tried to regain his bearings and saw the truck already headed towards where Lum would be in a few moments. With an inhuman cry he wrenched himself from the ground and sped towards the angry girl… and managed to grab her only seconds before she got in front of the truck. With a muffled cry of “Lum!!!” Moroboshi Ataru broke down completely and began to weep against the startled Oni.
For the rest of the morning Lum was beaming happily, after all ‘Darling’ had finally confessed that he loved her and all that and was now ignoring the other girls in the class… something that worried the other classmates greatly. It had started when Kosuke, along with Shinobu had noticed that Ataru had not glomped, or tried otherwise to latch onto Shinobu. They had gone as far as to try and push Ryuunosuke straight into Ataru’s desk, only to have him help the girl up and say something about trying to be more careful.
Panic began to spread after Nurse Sakura was called on the spot to cure this odd possession that haunted Moroboshi, panic that only escalated after Ataru failed to try and grope Sakura when she sat on his desk. When pressed on the issue in the safety of the nurse’s office Ataru only responded with a statement that he’d a bad dream and really needed some time to figure it out…
Onsen Mark, in his panic, did a good deed, he was determined to save himself from the impending disaster, and ended the classes early, something which gave Ataru the chance to ask Lum about the age of her parents. The reply of “Well… lets just say that daddy wanted to invade Earth so he could give it to mommy as a present for their 120th anniversary.” drove Ataru almost over the edge.
In a quivering tone he proclaimed that unfortunately they couldn’t have a relationship if Lum was to live somewhere to the high end of 400 or so years, while Ataru would be long dead before their 100th anniversary. This made the Oni princess beam at her ‘Darling’ “But Darling… there’s a process called ‘onification’ in which we will alter your genetic structure slightly and you will become an Oni… and you don’t need to fear about turning into Rei or anything…”
That was the final nail in Ataru’s coffin and soon enough he found himself aboard Lum’s UFO, headed for the planet Uru. While Ataru was relaxing on the comfortable couch that Lum had in her UFO the princess in question was quickly going through whatever motions were needed to fly the UFO… not to mention she was humming “Hen to hen o atsumete motto hen ni shimashoo.” while tugging away a small gadget that was labelled ‘ACME Dream manipulator’.
She continued to hum “Hen na hen na uchuu wa taihen da! da! da!” while trying to contain the blush that was creeping up her cheeks. She’d seen ‘Darling’s’ dream and was expectantly waiting to see if they would be BLANKing before the week was over. She was especially looking forward to the part were she got to BLANK on ‘Darling’s’ hard BLANK and after when ‘Darling’ would BLANK her BLANKing BLANK.
The BLANKing End…
A/N:
As said… a post manga/anime(movies included) story.
Lum is humming the UY first ending theme: Uchuu wa Taihen da. I think it’s labelled as: The Big Space Party in English… anyway the words are:
Let's put weird and weird together, and make it even weirder!
Weird, weird, space is super-weird!
My tribute to YU in which I tried to keep this in the spirit of one of the greatest Manga/Anime ever created, namely the Urusei Yatsura, which I still today consider to be the funniest manga I have read… not to mention the anime in which the voice talents are simply just great, much better than in most current anime series.
If you haven’t read UY then please do, parts of it were translated and published by VIZ, however they stopped the publishing in the mid 80’s or so. If you read it and like it then please petition VIZ for the re-publishing of UY since Rumiko Takahashi’s other works are currently best sellers (Inu-Yasha and Ranma ½…)
Anyways I hope you enjoyed reading this… Ta Ta and have a nice day