Urusei Yatsura Fan Fiction ❯ The Senior Year: Tales of the Daishi'cha: Clothes Make The Woman ❯ One-Shot

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Urusei Yatsura - Tales of the Daishi'cha: "Clothes Make The Woman"
by Robert Geiger
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Edited by Fred Herriot
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A story based on the series "Urusei Yatsura - The Senior Year," in turn based
on "Urusei Yatsura," created by Rumiko Takahashi
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WRITER'S NOTES:

1) This is my first lemon for the UY-TSY series. For those who have read my
previous lemons, this will have a lower "squish" level, but will still have
adult situations. So if you don't like lemons, you'll probably want to skip
this.

2) The time of the story is a year after "Penpals," a short time before the
discoveries in "Reunions, Remembrances and Returnings."

3) The Sagussan names for various body parts can be found in Fred's "A
Remarkable Destiny." I'll be using the translations or standard Earth terms.

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A taxi flies over the roads of Kyonggh-Tere'na district, heading towards
Saku's with its charge. In the back seat, Makoto Seikou sits, absently gazing
out the windows. The taxi stops soon reaches its destination and the
shipmistress disembarks. After paying the fair, she enters...

...to find a rather deserted establishment.

Mrs. Saku is behind the bar and only one customer is in a booth. Nodding
to the matron, Makoto approaches the bar and orders some ran-jugh. Looking for
a place to sit, Makoto notices that Noriko Smith is staring into her glass in
the back of the bar.

"Hey, Noriko!"

Noriko looks up to see Makoto standing next to the table with a few
bottles in her arms. "You look kinda lonesome. Need a drinking buddy?"

Noriko grins. "Sure! Booze tastes better when shared."

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Several shared bottles later, both Noriko and Makoto are in the melancholy
stage of intoxication...

"So...Toren and Kasua are off with the kids, huh?" Makoto addresses the
Noriko on the left.

"Uhmm," Noriko attempts to empty a bottle for the third time. "Toren's
parent's wanted to see Jarec and Irad. I couldn't go since wargames are being
held tomorrow, but I managed to get Kasua some time off so she's going in my
place."

"How are Toren's parents taking him having two wives?"

Noriko sniffed. "His mom is wringing her hands over it and his dad keeps
telling his friends how manly his son is. Goofballs!"

"Gotta be nice though..." Makoto has slumped down in her seat. "Taking
your kids to see their grandparents. I can't do that."

"Well, you can take yours to see Mie's parents."

"Uhmm...yeah...but I dunno. I really like them, but I can't relate to
them that much. They're Terran after all. Even Mievayae confuses me
sometimes. I mean...Kum-chan wanted to go to this thing on Earth called Komik.
I took one look at the ads and said 'No way'...but Mievayae said it was okay,
so Kum-chan dressed up like Sailor Moon and headed into idiot land."

Noriko giggled. "They do weird things on Earth, huh? Like that
game...uh...golf! Hitting a ball...and then walking after it."

Makoto arched an eyebrow. "You're taking pokes at them? You should talk,
your doing all that perverted stuff like wearing underwear."

Noriko shuddered. EVERYONE had been on her case about that ever since the
wedding! "H-hey! That's was only one time!"

"Uh-huh...weird stuff. Like those bras! I'm not scrunching my boobs into
some torture device."

"Keeps them from hanging down to yer knees when yer old and grey," Noriko
giggled. "And panties help keep yer butt warm!"

"Warm enough on Sagussa...no need at all," Makoto smirked. "Unless your
sloppy enough to leave skid marks."

Noriko's booze-addled mind took this the wrong way. "WHAT?!?!" she shot
up.

Makoto licked her lips and started to rise...

*THWACK!!!!*

Both Noriko and Makoto sobered up real quick as the double-bladed axe sunk
itself into the wall between them. "You're not planning to do anything
disruptive are you?" Mrs. Saku asked from her position behind the bar.

"No, ma'am!" Noriko and Makoto answered in unison.

"Good to hear it," Mrs. Saku casually cleaned a glass.

Both Noriko and Makoto hurriedly paid their bill and left for the mag-lev
to Kyre'sha...

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As the mag-lev sped off into the night, Noriko looked sideways at Makoto
who was staring at the lights of Tere'na City disappearing behind them. "Guess
I over-reacted."

"No problem," Makoto replied absently.

"Senseless, huh?"

"No reason at all for them."

A pause. "Perhaps I could show you that underwear can have...other uses."

Makoto's head came around and she saw Noriko was blushing slightly. She
tilted her head and thought about it for a moment. A slight grin formed.
"Okay. But you better not try anything overly perverted."

"Only as naughty as you want it," Noriko giggled as her hand slid into
Makoto's...

* * *

The door to the house Noriko shared with her family opened and both she
and Makoto walked in. "Do you want anything to drink?" Noriko asked.

Makoto shook her head. "Ugh...I think an anti-intox pill would be
better."

"Make yourself at home then," Noriko gestured at the couch and vanished
into the bathroom, emerging a little while later with some pills. She
swallowed one and then handed one to Makoto.

Noriko then went over to the entertainment suite and pushed a few buttons.
The lights dimmed and soft music played over the speakers. "Don't go anywhere
now," Noriko threw Makoto a sultry glance and slinked into the bedroom.

Makoto licked her lips as she shook out her pony tail and loosened her
clothing. It had been quite a while since she had made love to anyone except
Mie. While Mie HOPEFULLY wouldn't mind, Makoto had never spent the night in
another's bed since her handfasting. *Must be getting old...*

A shadow fell over her and she saw Noriko standing in the doorway. As
Makoto's eyes adjusted, she saw that Noriko was wearing a pink bra which
accentuated her breasts and a microskirt that barely covered the panties she
wore. "So what do you think?" Noriko purred as she turned around so Makoto
could take her all in.

Makoto was torn between drooling in desire and bursting out laughing at
the sight. Noriko was a very desirable woman, whose body was still firm
despite having two children, carried both to term without the gestation matrix.
But to have it covered in two little bits of cloth seemed very silly to Makoto.

"Does this look nice?" Noriko leaned forward and cupped a breast.

Makoto's eyes were riveted to the expanse of tanned flesh that was
partially hidden by cloth. "Do you want to see more?" Noriko fingered the
latch to the bra and pushed herself slightly at Makoto.

Makoto nodded and reached out to undo the latch, but Noriko suddenly
skipped back. "Uh-uh," she wagged a finger.

Makoto growled in frustration. The minxy sandpanther was going to tease
her! "Nori-..."

Noriko's finger came to her lips. "Shhh..." She then licked her finger
for a second-hand kiss. "You're all frustrated, aren't you? You can't get to
these, hmm?"

Noriko brought Makoto's hands to her breasts. "Oh, you can touch them,
but something's in the way. Doesn't that drive you wild?"

Steam puffed out of Makoto's ears.

Noriko skipped back again and lifted the hem of her skirt. "And there's
something under here you definitely want. Something you want to rub, nibble
and lick. But you can't because some nasty piece of cloth is in the way."

Twin jets of blood shot out of Makoto's nose. She NEVER believed she
would be effected like this!

Noriko suddenly dropped into Makoto's lap and wrapped her legs around her.
"Would you like to try this?" she indicated her bra.

"I..." Makoto's eyes bugged out.

"Pleeassse..." Noriko whispered into Makoto's ear, and took a little
nibble.

Makoto's face went beet red. "O-...Okay..."

Noriko grinned and pulled Makoto's top up and off. Noriko cooed as
Makoto's breasts came into view. "So sweet..." she then leaned down and
licked the tops of Makoto's breasts. Makoto gasped and tried to hug Noriko to
her. Noriko, however, slipped out of her grasp and pulled Makoto up.

Noriko took hold of the edges of Makoto's pants. Looking right into her
eyes, Noriko slid them down to the floor. Makoto sighed as the cool air
played over her heated skin. She then felt Noriko's hands slide up her legs.
"Has anyone besides Mie-chan ever tasted you?"

Noriko's hands stopped short of Makoto's south gate. "A-Ami..." Makoto
stammered. "When...Mievayae was gone..."

"Such a lucky girl," Noriko tickled the inside of Makoto's leg, causing
the shipmistress to gasp. Noriko then stood and reached for the latch to her
bra. With agonizing slowness, Noriko peeled back the cloth and exposed her
sweat-covered breasts to Makoto.

"It seems I'm not the only girl with talent," Makoto grinned as she took
in Noriko's bounty.

Noriko then cupped a breast. "Care for a taste?"

Makoto's lips eagerly descended on Noriko's breasts. She ran her lips and
tongue over them like a babe hungry for her meal. Noriko moaned as Makoto
sucked on a nipple, Makoto delighted as warm milk flowed over her tongue.

"Don't drink it all, Makovayae." Noriko murmured as she stroked Makoto's
hair. "Jarec's going to want some when he comes back."

Makoto pouted but stood up. "I'm jealous. I wish I could have as much
access to your breasts."

Noriko grinned and swiftly transferred her bra to Makoto. The latter
frowned a bit as the former closed the latch, making her breasts squeeze
together. "Feels strange..."

"It's not so bad," Noriko quickly divested herself of the microskirt and
slipped off her panties. Makoto sighed as Noriko slipped them up her legs.

Noriko turned Makoto around so she faced a mirror on the wall.
"Makovayae...you're beautiful," she wrapped her arms around Makoto.

Makoto looked at herself in the mirror and turned away blushing. "I feel
cheap..."

In a different reality, someone sneezed!

"Oh, no! NEVER cheap!" Noriko ran her lips down Makoto's neck. "You're
like the finest wine, to be savoured slowly mouthful by mouthful." Noriko
pressed her body against Makoto's and licked where the shipmistress' neck met
her shoulder. Makoto sighed and leaned back into Noriko.

Noriko's hands came up and massaged Makoto's breasts. "This seems a
little tight. Let me adjust it."

Noriko took the edges of the bra and moved it back and forth. Makoto
gasped as the cloth rubbed against her nipples. The former's hand then slid
down Makoto's belly and rested over her mound. "This seems a little loose..."

Noriko suddenly pulled the front of the panties up and it bunched up and
rubbed along Makoto's south gate. She cried out as the fabric rubbed up and
down, the cloth brushing her tower as sparks erupted behind her eyes as she
shuddered and came.

Makoto gasped for air and leaned back into Noriko. "Naughty Makovayae,
look what you've done!" the pilot chided.

Makoto looked down and saw her fluids had stained the front of the
panties. "I can't help it!" the shipmistress sighed. "That felt so wonderful."

Noriko's hand slipped down the front of the panties and lightly stroked
Makoto's mound. "Don't tell me you're done yet. I haven't treated you
properly yet."

Something in Makoto's lust-hazed mind demanded attention.
"Umm...Norivayae..." she gasped for air, "...is there gonna be any trouble
with your...talent?"

Noriko grinned and kissed the back of Makoto's neck. "Don't worry,"
Noriko's finger slipped past Makoto's south gate and rested before her
entrance. "I've learned control so you won't pass out. I've even learned
some tricks."

Noriko's thumb stroked Makoto's tower, the latter feeling a rush of energy
strike at her psi-shields at the same time. The duel effect caused Makoto's
knees to buckle and a wetness pour over Noriko's hand. "Makovayae!" Noriko
admonished. "There you go again!" He sighed. "If this keeps up, I won't be
able to wear these again. And so..."

Noriko quickly divested Makoto of the panties. "Nasty thing!" Noriko said
as she tossed them aside. "Keeping me from making Makovayae happy." Noriko
unlatched the bra and tossed it aside. "Much better, don't you think?" Noriko
whispered into Makoto's ear as she lightly stroked Makoto's breasts.

"Uhh..." Makoto sighed as Noriko's hands roamed over her body. Noriko
gently laid Makoto onto the carpet and gave her a lusty kiss. Makoto made a
soft noise of protest as Noriko broke the kiss and started kissing down the
length of her body. Soft gasps and sighs responded as Noriko nibbled and
licked down her neck and paused to kiss her breasts and nipples.

Makoto's excitement grew as Noriko's lips slid down her belly towards her
south gate. Makoto spread her legs and bit her finger as she felt someone's
hot breath on her. She whined in frustration as Noriko moved lower, then
gasped as Noriko's tongue lapped up her inner legs towards her gate.

Noriko however, continued to tease Makoto and passed over what she most
wanted to taste to start on the other leg. Makoto almost snarled as she was
brought to the edge and then yanked back.

"Norivayae! I need you!! Don't tease anymore!"

"I want to come with you..." Noriko gasped.

She moved up to Makoto's head and straddled her. Makoto obliged and ran
her lips and tongue along Noriko's gate and tower, causing her to squeal.
Noriko buried her face between Makoto's legs and returned the favour.

Both tightened their limbs around each other and were soon lost in a world
of probing lips, tongues and fingers. Both duelled with each other with their
psychic rams, Makoto sending expertly applied blows to key spots, while Noriko
sent searing bolts of passion all along Makoto's body. The kissing and
licking increased in pace...then both screamed as they came together on both
the physical and mental planes.

They held each other tightly for a few moments longer before disentangling
themselves. Noriko brought her face down to Makoto's and lightly kissed her
before they feel asleep in each other's arms on the floor...

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Some days later...

Mie looked up as Makoto started to head out of their house in To-Tere'na.
"Going out?"

"Just going to do some shopping. I won't be long."

"Just a moment!" Mie started writing on a piece of paper and handed a list
to Makoto. "Get these please."

Makoto groaned. "Mieeeevaaaayaeeee!"

"No complaining!" Mie wagged her finger at her life-mate. "If I'm cooking
tonight, the least you can do is buy the groceries!"

"Alright, alright, be back soon!" Makoto gave Mie a quick kiss and left
for the market.

Sometime later, Makoto was heading towards the post office while toting
two large bags. *Got here just in time!* Makoto thought as she noticed that
it was almost closing time.

A few minutes later, Makoto emerged with a package stuffed in one of the
grocery bags. Looking down, she felt a small thrill run through her as she
thought of what lay inside. It had cost a pretty penny to order it from
Earth.

But she was sure it would be well worth it.

*I'm glad you're cooking dinner tonight, Mievayae,* Makoto licked her
lips. *I'll be making dessert. Something soft and sweet and individually
wrapped for your dining pleasure...*

*** The End ***

Small notes on in-jokes:

1. "Golf...hitting a ball...and walking after it," is George Carlin's personal
opinion of the "sport."

2. "I see I'm not the only girl with talent." Joke from the American version
of "Sailor Moon." In the original, the characters were competing for the role
of Snow White. Makoto said she should have the part due to having the biggest
breasts. In the American version, it was changed to her saying she had the
most talent.

3. "In a different reality, someone sneezed!' This of course is Honey from
"A Remarkable Destiny." She has the same opinion of underwear as Makoto does.
^_^