Utena, Revolutionary Girl Fan Fiction ❯ Things That Utena and the Student Council Would Never Say ❯ Things That Utena Would Never Say ( Chapter 1 )
Things That Utena Would Never Say
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"Do my nails match my uniform?"
"Sure Touga! I'll spend the night with you."
"Anthy and Akio need some serious therapy."
"I hate the name of this series. Let me see... um ... I got it, I'll call it Akio's House of Sensual Pleasures."
"Saionji I like you much better than Touga and Akio!"
"Miki do you want to lose your virginity with me?"
"Wakaba lets go out on a date!"
"I love the Student Council!"
"Not tonight Anthy."
"I think I'll compete in beauty pageants."
"I want to duel in a Sailor Senshi outfit."
"Do you want to take a shower with me Touga?"
"Wonder how much I could get for posing nude in Playboy?"
"I'd love to play strip poker with the Student Council."
"Put your clothes back on Akio! I'd rather see Saionji naked."
"Touga moving in my dorm was the best thing that's happened to me since I first came to this school."