Utena, Revolutionary Girl Fan Fiction ❯ Things That Utena and the Student Council Would Never Say ❯ Things That Akio Would Never Say ( Chapter 7 )
It's now Akio's turn! Here are things he would never say!
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Things That Akio Would Never Say
By Midnight Star
All Utena disclaimers apply!
"Fucking your sister is sick!"
"I should stop sleeping around and be more faithful to Kanae."
"I only play a pimp on TV."
"Touga and Utena! Get a room! I don't want to watch you two having sex!"
"My sister really does need some therapy."
"I need a new wardrobe! Everything I wear has pimp written all over it."
"Touga, Utena, Miki, Juri and Saionji for the 100th time strip poker is banned."
"Utena your too young for me."
"Note to self, get a haircut."
"I don't feel like watching any porn. I rather watch 'Maid In Manhattan'."
"Yuck! I don't like bourbon! Miki give me one of your milkshakes!"
"What would be a good punishment for Touga for writing a letter in my name?"
"Miki you shouldn't watch other people having sex. It's immoral and indecent."
"I resign my position as Chairman of the Board. You five drove me to it. *referring to Utena and the Student Council*