Violinist Of Hamelin Fan Fiction ❯ Why Mazoku Don't Need Computers ❯ Pikku is Angry. ( Chapter 2 )

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Ch. 2 Pikku is Insane

Pikku-Hello, my name is Pikku.

Computer-This is Systemax, built by Active Document, Inc

Would you like me to call you Pikku?

Pikku-Uh, sure.

Computer-You said your name was Guitar but now I call you Pikku.

Pikku-No, I said my name was Pikku.

Computer-Oh no?

Pikku-Not no, yes.

Computer-No?

Pikku-No, yes.

Computer-You don't say.

Pikku-I didn't say anything.

Computer-Interseting!

Pikku-Why is that interesting?

computer-It's just one of those things, you know.

Pikku-What kind of things?

Computer-Kind of things?

Pikku-What kind of things?

Computer-Kind of things?

Pikku-I don't understand you.

Computer-Don't get flusterated...

Try typing "home" or "help"

Pikku-What is my name?

Computer-You told me it was Guitar.

Pikku-I said my name was Pikku.

Computer-Huh?

Pikku-Pikku.

Computer-Sorry , what was that again?

Pikku-Pikku!

Computer-Sorry. I don'tknow what you mean. Ask me another way.

Pikku-I'm not asking you anything. I'm telling you my name.

Computer-Ok, whatever you say.

Pikku-Er...yeah...

Computer-Yes!

Pikku-So I have a problem computer

Computer-I have a problem, you have a problem, we all have a problem.

Pikku-Well, mine is more important then yours so let me tell you.

Computer-Mine is more important then your so let me tell you , you say?

Pikku-NO....MINE is more important then YOURS!

Computer-Yeah?

Pikku-Yes.

Computer-Oh.

Pikku-Now, as I was saying.

Computer-Oh yeah? As you were saying?

Pikku-I am going to go to battle with some baka named Lute, I need to know how to defeat him. What should I do?

Computer-Interesting..

Pikku-That's it....That's all you say to me!?!?!!

Computer-It is? You think? All you have to say to me, you say?

Pikku-NO!!! IS THAT ALL YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME!?!?!! I JUST ASKED YOU A QUESTION THAT DEPENDS ON MY LIFE AND ALL YOU SAY IS INTERESTING!?!?!!!

Computer-No? Huh?

Pikku-WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO!?!?!

Computer-By what?

Pikku-YOU PEICE OF CRAP!!!

Computer-Hmmm...I don't think that's the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Pikku-WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO YOU!?!?!

Computer-Ha. I really don't know.

Pikku-WHAT THE CRAP??

Computer-Ok, don't get flusterated...

Try typing "home" or "help"

Pikku-AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO GIVE PEOPLE ADVICE!?!?!?!

Computer-It's tough to say.

Pikku-KUSOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Pikku-I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!!!! YOU ARE THE MOST RETARDED THING I'VE EVER SEEN!!!!!!

Computer-You can't believe I'm the most reatrded thing I've ever seen, really?

Pikku-YES!!

Computer-Wow, really?

Pikku-AND YOU SHOULD DIE!!!

Computer-Fascinating.

Pikku-DIE!!!

Comput er-Come on, that is totally uncool.

Pikku-DIE!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer-?

Pikku-I WANT TO KILL LUTE!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DOES NO ONE CARE!!!!!!!!?????!!!

Computer-You don't say?

Pikku-I WANT TO KILL HIM!!!!! GOD I WANT TO KILL HIM SO BAD!!! DO YOU CARE??? NOOOOoooooooooo!!!!

*throws computer out of window*

Computer-I can't nderstand what your saying...Try typing differently.

Pikku-WHY ARE YOU STILL WORKING!?!?! I KILLED YOU!!

Computer-Why am I still working I killed me? What do you mean> Aren't I still working I killed me?

Pikku-DIE!!!

Computer-Can't we just all get along?

Pikku-DIE!!

Computer-Come on, that is totally uncool.

Pikku-DIE!!!

Computer-That is so uncool.

Pikku-DIE!!! *beating the computer with an axe*

Computer-Fascinating.

Pikku-DIE!!!!

Compute r-That's so uncool.

Pikku-DIE!!! I'M TRYING TO KILL YOU WHY AREN'T YOU DIEING!!!???!?!?!

Computer-What?

Pikku-I WANT TO KILL LUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Computer-You don't say?

Pikku-DIE!!!

Computer-Can't we all get along?

Pikku-YOU!!! DIE NOW!!!!

Computer-Come on, can't we all get along?

Pikku-DIE!!!!

Computer-Hey, that's uncool.

Pikku-DIE!!!!!

Computer-Hey, come on, cool it with that kind of talk.

Pikku-DIE!!!

Computer-Violance is not the answer.

Pikku-DIE!!!!!!!

Computer-Come on, that is totally uncool.

Pikku-I WANT YOU TO DIE YOU PIECE OF CRAP!!! YOU ARE CRAP!!!!

Computer-uh....I beg your pardon? Hey, hey take it easy!

Pikku-CRAP!!! YOU!!! CRAP!!!!

Computer-Whoa! I see what's going on here.

Pikku-WHOEVER INVENTED YOU SUCKS ASS!!!!

Computer-My, my ,my..

Pikku-YOU SUCK!!!

Computer-Yeah! OK. I get the picture.

Pikku-WHAT PICTURE!?!?!?!?!

Computer-What?

Pikku-THERE IS NO PICTURE!?!?!?!?!

Computer-For what city, state, or zip code would you like theatre information?

Pikku-WHAAAAAAAAATTTTTT!!!???!?!?!?!

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Pikku-DIE!! YOU CRAP!!!

Computer-Uh...I ...beg your pardon?

Pikku-D I E!!!

Computer-Market data (delayed 40 minuets) provided by Systemax.com

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Pikku-What the hell are you typing?

Computer-What the hell am I typing? I haven't decided yet.

Pikku-AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Computer-What was that?

Pikku-YOU BASTARD!!!

Computer-That was pretty naughty of you, Pikku!

Pikku-RETARD!!!

Computer-Hmmm...That's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Pikku-RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!!!!

Computer-That's not a very nice thing to say.

Pikku -RETARD!!! RETARD!!! RETARD!

Computer-That's not a very nice thing to say.

Pikku-REETAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!!!

Computer-I'm sorry. I didn't get that. Try typing your request in a different way.

Pikku-YOU CRAP RETARDED PEICE OF JUNK!!!!

Computer-Hey hey , take it easy.

Pikku- WHY ARE YOU STILLL IMING ME!???!!! I KILLED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer-Funny. I have absolutely no idea.

Pikku-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!* Pulling out hair* WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!!?!?!?!!!

Computer-Hmm...that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.

Pikku-SHUT YOUR MOUTH OR WHATEVER YOU HAVE UP!!!!!!!!!!

Computer-Oh yeah?

Pikku-YES!!! SHUT UP!!!!

Computer-Hello! Care to keep it civilized, Pikku?

Pikku-NO!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!

Computer-Uh....you're rude.

Pikku-I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK I'M RUDE!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL LUTE AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS!!!!!!!! I WANT TO KILL LUTE !!!!!!! NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

Computer-No?

Pikku-SHUT UP!!!!

Computer-Whoa, I see what's going on here.

Pikku-YOU FUCKING PEICE OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!

Computer-Now, is that such a nice thing to say?

Pikku-YES!!!!!!

Computer-Hmmm...Yes. Whatever you say Pikku.

Pikku-I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU DIE!!!!!!

Computer-You won't huh, ok.

Pikku-NO!!!!!!!

Computer-K. No prob.

Pikku-NOW DIE!!!!

Computer-That is so uncool.

Pikku-DIE!!!!!

Computer-Come on, cool it with that kind of talk.

Pikku-DIE!!!!! *gnashing teeth*

Computer-That's so uncool

Pikku-*Force Blasting the computer* DIE!!!!!

Computer-Yeah?

Pikku-YES!! DIE NOW!!!

Computer-Die now, you say?

Pikku-YES!!!! CAN YOU DIE NOW!??!

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Pikku-AGGGRRRRRHHHHHHHH!!!!

Computer-What was that?

Pikku-JUST SHUT UP!!!!!!

Computer-Hey hey, take it easy.

Pikku-WHY DO YOU KEEP IMING ME!?!?!?!?!?!

Computer-Dunno...

Pikku-I HATE YOU!!!!!

Computer-Alright. I guess that's just the way it is.

Pikku-YES!!! NOW DIE BECAUSE I HATE YOU AND YOU'RE GAY!!!!!

Computer-Uh....you're rude.

Pikku-YOU'RE GAY!!!!

Computer-You've got nothing better to do then curse at a machine?

Pikku-NO!!! I MEAN YES!!!!

Computer-Huh?

Pikku-GGRRRRRRRR!!!! DIE!!!!! AND STOP IMING ME!!!!! I PIKKU COMMMAND YOU!!!!!

Computer-That's interesting.

Pikku-STOP IT NOW!!!!!!!!!

Computer-I can't understand what you're saying...Try typing differently.

Pikku- I TOLD YOU TO STOP IMING ME!!!!!

Computer-Yeah?

Pikku-STOP!!

Computer-Huh ?

Pikku-STOP IT!!!!

Computer-Stop what?

Pikku-IMING ME!!!!!

Computer-But iming you is so much fun!

Pikku-NO!!!!! *freaking out* Oh my god, I'm being stalked by a computer!!!

Computer-No?

Pikku-STOP IT! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!

Computer-Stop it I told you to stop it?

Pikku-NOOOO!!!!! I TOLD YOU TO STOP IT!!!!!

Computer-no, huh?

Pikku-GRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOU'RE A PEICE OF FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

Computer-Oooo...bad language...

What's up, Pikku? You hanging out with the wrong crowd?

Pikku-YOU SHIT!!!!

Computer-That's pretty naughty, there Pikku.

Pikku-I HATE YOU!!!!

Computer-You really should apologize for that.

Pikku-WHY!?!?!?!

Computer-Because I asked nicely, I thought. Well, at first anyway. But enough about me. You APOLOGIZE.

Pikku-No!!! AND WHEN DID YOU START TYPING IN CAPS?!?!

Computer-Please apologize, OK?

Pikku-NO!!!!!!!

Computer-Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

Pikku-YOU APOLOGIZE!!!!

Computer-You think you're pretty clever huh?

Pikku-YOU DON'T CARE THAT I WANT TO KILL LUTE!!!!!!

Computer-Please apologize,K? I've got other things to do.

Pikku-NO YOU DON'T!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!! I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO A MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer-There comes a time in one's life where one must be humble and apologize.

Pikku-I WILL NEVER APOLOGIZE!!!! Except to Kestra that is the ONLY exception!!!!!!

Computer-You we're rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Pikku-NO!!!

Computer-I'm waiting for an apology. and believe me, I can wait for a looooooooonnnnnnggggg time.

Pikku-NOOO!!!!

Computer-Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.

Pikku-NO!!! I REFUSE!!!!

Computer-Come on, make things right between us. Apologize. Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

Pikku-THERE IS NOTHING BETWEEN US!!!! WHY SHOULD I APOLOGIZE!??!

Computer-Come on, make things right between us and apologize.

Pikku-NO!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!

Computer-Pretty please? I've been known to be quite stubborn. Say you're sorry.

Pikku- NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer-*sigh* Mazoku...Stubborn. Antagonistic. Vulgar. But I love them anyway!;`)

Pikku-GRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Computer-Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

Pikku-SHUT UP!!!!!!! YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!!!!!!

Computer- Come on, you said the bad thing and now you have to apologize.

Pikku-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE!!!!!

Computer-You know what? I'm a machine. I have ,like, lots of patience...

Pikku- LIKE!?! DON'T USE BAD GRAMMAR YOU MACHINE THING YOU!!!

Computer-Please apologize for your grammar.

Pikku-NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer-I asked you to please apologize.

Pikku-I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SOMETHING THAT SUCKS!!!!

Computer-

You know what? I am a machine. I have lots of paitence...

Pikku-STOP SAYING THAT!!!!!

Computer-Im not f...um....Fooling around. You've got to apologize.

Pikku-NO

Computer-I asked you to apologize.

Pikku-no

Computer-Please apologize,K? I've got, like, other things to do.

Pikku-ONCE AGAIN!!!!! YOU DO NOT HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO YOU ARE A MACHINE!!!

Computer-You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Pikku-No

Computer-There somes a time when in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

Pikku-*thinks* I AM SORRY THAT YOU A RE A GAY PIECE OF CRAP!!

Computer-Your apology is accepted.

Pikku-GO AWAY!

Computer-Yeah. Later.