Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ Bitch Slap Life ❯ Bitch Slap Life ( One-Shot )

The Dragon Slayers are singing to the tune of ' Hard Knock Life' from the musical 'Annie'.

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Dragon Slayers:
Its the bitch slap life for us!
Its the bitch slap life for us!

Chesta:
'Steada medals,

Dalet:
We get slaps!

Viole:
'Steada credit,

Miguel:
We get crap!

All:
Its the bitch slap life!
We get so sick of the Vione
And chasing after Escaflowne!

Guimel:
Why we were drafted,

Gatti:
We don't know!

Dalet:
Its tough working

Miguel:
For that pyro!

All:
Its the bitch slap life!

Gatti:
Don't it feel like we're always losin'?

Dalet:
Don't it feel like our armour's cheap?

Chesta:
Just once I'd like to do the bruisin'!

Guimel:
And I really miss my sheep!

Viole:
No one seems to care what my name is!

Miguel:
No one helps when you're choked by a doppleganger!

Gatti:
Lord Dilandau claimed my toothbrush as his!

All:
And who cleans up after psycho-sama trashes the hanger?

Broken and battered life!
Bones getting shattered life!
All take and no give life!
Unbelievably short-lived life!

Viole:
Lord Folken makes my stomach go weak!

Guimel:
He creeps me out, that cyborg freak!

Chesta:
Why does that Caeli player
Torment this Dragon Slayer?

Miguel:
(Flounces about pretending to be Allen. He flips pretend locks over his shoulder and brandishes an imaginary blade)
I am Allen Shezar, Heavenly Knight,
And I am too sexy for my sword!

All:
Rip his blonde hair from his head!
Cut him up until he's dead!
Burn his 'melef into tar!
Then we'd be rid of Allen Shezar!

Miguel:
(Still pretending to be Allen)
Oh no! My boots are scuffed!
Are my sleeves puffed up?
Hey! Watch the hair!

All:
Its the bitch slap life for us!
Its the bitch slap life for us!
No one gave us enhanced luck!
So, now we're completely fucked!
Its the bitch slap life!
Its the bitch slap life!
Its the bitch slap life!