Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ Curse of the Mystic Moon ❯ Prologue
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
Curse of the Mystic Moon
I've had a very bad day today-
It's getting worse and worse.
I'm beginning to believe what the men say-
The Vione has the Mystic Moon curse.
First, the 'melefs all broke down
Forcing Biore to fix them all.
Some of them were never found
As the <malfunctioning> stealth-cloaks showed another flaw.
I tried to escape the morning in my lab
But Viole was already there
Cleaning the mess of a test-gone-bad
Scrubbing walls ceiling and floor in despair.
I tried the kitchen, for, I thought, soon
I needed some peace and quiet
But Chesta, armed with spatula and spoon
Chased me out yelling about my diet.
In the hall were Migel and Gatti
Making a phone call with mirth
Later, I found they were calling Adelphos "fatty"....
Sometimes the slayers are more trouble than they're worth.
After apologizing to the irate general
I fled to my last resort.
Dalet was busy singing, "I've got the Urge to Herbal"-
The bathroom was a no-go from the start.
Ryuon was sick with a flu or a cold
Refina had major PMS
Naria and Eriya were shedding silver and gold-
Now the common room is a mess.
But one person managed to brighten my day-
Unfortunately, I mean that literally, yes.
The conference room, mess hall, library, training courts and docking bay
Had been lighted by- well, you can guess.
We had to summon that Dog-man
And Jajuka finally calmed Dilandau down.
But Celena ran off in a tantrum
When the fires were eventually drowned.
My day was terrible, horrible, awful-
Now my arm's rusted and I've got a pain in my head.
It's gotta be true, the Mystic Moon curse is upon us all-
But forget the others- I'm going back to bed!