Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ Dilandau Falling Down the Stairs ❯ Poor Dilly... ( Chapter 1 )

This is NOT for kids OR for people who have SENSITIVE ears. This is meant to be funny, I don't know if anyone is going to laugh, but please review!!!!

Dilandau Falling Down the Stairs

Folken waved Dilandau away with a motioning hand. "Bring back the reports when you are done with them. And I want them soon."

Dilandau sneered behind his back. I want the reports when you are done with them.

He walked out of the room without saying anything. He hated walking down the enormous staircase that went from the top to bottom of the Vione. He had walked it only twice before, for the elevators usually were working. Unfortunately they weren't today. He had to walk down the enormous flight, then write the reports, and then trudge right back up them. He grumbled to himself about wanting to burn the flight of stairs and then stepped up to them.

Folken strode out of his room, ordering Dilandau to stop. "Dilandau, next time, I would appreciate it if you asked for my permission to leave."

He walked up to him, handing him a small stack of papers. "And since you are on the way down, you can bring these assignment papers to the soldiers in their bunk rooms."

Dilandau glared. "Since when have I become your servant?" he asked, leaning against the side rail. Except there wasn't one. His shoulder found air.

He toppled over, the papers flying up in the air as he rolled down the stairs. "AHHH!!!!!!! Shit!!!! That's my shoulder!!! Bitch!!!"

Folken stared after the cursing and screaming boy as he fell down the million stairs.

"Fuck!!!!! I'm gonna feel that tomorrow!!! OOOWWW!!! My nose!!! I'm gonna rip you out, you damn ass stair!!! That's my beautiful face!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Folken lost sight of the young man tumbling down the stairs. He smiled at the curse words being flung about and walked away nonchalantly.

"Bitch!!!!!!!! I'm gonna BURN you!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!! This is my BEST ARMOR!!!! I can't get that repaired!!!! OOOOWWWW!!!!! My leg!!!!!! Ah, SHIT, I think it's broken!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna BURN this whole flight of damn stairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid piece of mother fucking shit...thing!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you-!!!!!!!"

His words were blanked out for they were too bad, plus his face was being dragged along the sharp metal as he slid down, clanking and hitting everything on the way down. Some of his Dragon Slayers paused when they saw their leader screaming his head off as he was tossed down the biggest flight of stairs on Gaea.

"Fuck burning this shit-faced flight of stairs, BURN THE WHOLE FUCKING VIONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed, laughing his maniacal laugh as his body crashed down the stairs.

"AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! COCK SUCKING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT HEAD WITH A PING PONG PUSSY AND A SON OF A BITCH!!!! THAT WAS MY HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Folken met him at the bottom of the stairs. Dilandau laid there for a moment, trying to breathe and not laugh at the same time, his eyes alight with the thought of setting the stairs on fire, that was if they would burn.

"Damn fucking stairs!!!!!!!!! I'm going to BURN you!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Dilandau, you know that the elevators are working now, don't you?"

Hahaha, how pathetic. Ok, I know, but please review. Hahahaha, I can't believe I wrote this....hehehehehe.