Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ Escaflowne Drinking Game ❯ Revised Escaflowne Drinking Game ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Disclaimer: I do not own esca, the esca characters mentioned. I also don't own the plot things mentioned here. I also do not want you to drink during this fic, as u will get drunk. And if you do, drink resonsibly! Someone else came up with this (hence the revised thing), so don't sue me if u r the person, it's in my disclaimer!

A/N: I remember adding a stupid thing to my fic about the gundam wing drinking game and I decided that it would be interesting to have one, since there are so many things happening! So, if you r a drinker, grab the nearest bottle of booze and drink away, responsibly. I also do not promote drinking alcohol in this and that was just a catch phrase for the fic. Anyway, without further ado, here's the revised Escaflowne drinking game! Sorry if there is already one!

ONE SIP

*whenever you hear Hitomi and one of her 'Van!' screams.

*whenever you see Allen acting like a pussy.

*whenever you see Merle screaming for Van

*whenever you see Hitomi reminise about Amano

TWO SIPS

*whenever Dilandau uses his flame thrower

*whenever a cast member uses a word you never had a clue existed

*whenever you see someone in the show that gives u vibes that r setting off your gaydar (in other words, u think they're gay!)

*whenever Folken loses his arm

*whenever you hear someone chanting the esca theme

THREE SIPS

*whenever you know Merle is fighting for Van

*whenever Dilandau strokes his cheek

*whenever a dragon slayer is slapped

*whenever u see yet another continuation fic

*whenever u see Milerna flirting w/someone

FOUR SIPS

*whenever Dilly's eyes go lavender

*whenever you see Dornkirk's nasty face

*whenever Dornkirk dies (come on, ppl always repeat the series!)

*whenever Moleman sounds like he's raping something

*whenever someone has another one of their visions

FIVE SIPS

*whenever Hitomi look-a-like-a-man

*whenever someone unsheaths their swords

*whenever Folken acts like a pussy

*whenever Dilandau says Moeru, moeru (dun no how u spell it!)

*when Van says ' I want you Hitomi!' and she slaps him, ep.19

SIX SIPS

*whenever u see a drag-energist

*when Van acts like a pussy ep. 1-3 (really, he does, when he meets Hitomi!)

*whenever you feel sexually acttracted to Van...or Hitomi, if ur a guy!

*whenever i spell a word wrong

*whenever u see another ytv commercial (for canadians, yeah, i am canadian!)

SEVEN SIPS

*whenever the network repeats the series

*whenever yet another network cancels the series

*whenever someone on the net spoils the ending for u beginners

*whenever u see a close-up of someone's eyes

*whenever someone dies

EIGHT SIPS

*whenever someone sounds like a girl

*whenever someone swears

*whenever Hitomi's in bed cuz she's 'sick'

*whenever someone escafpes from the guards

*whenever u see another creature (moleman, geckos)

*whenever u see someone kicking ass

NINE SIPS

*whenever you laugh at something lame

*whenever you hear something that sounds like someone used a thesaurus (ie. big building-immense structure)

*whenever Dilandau is making a fire

*whenever you think Folken should appear, but doesn't

*whenever you see an old-fashioned thing come on screen (come on, who uses catapults boulders anymore?)

TEN SIPS

*when ur done reading this

*whenever u go to the esca drinking game site

*whenever the Zaibach Epmire goes down

*whenever you see Van's wings and drool

*whenever you see Amano

*whenever someone says escaflowne

*whenever you see something ugly

K, that's all for now! u prolly won understand wut ur reading rite now, prolly really drunk, eh? Don't forget to throw the thing away and tune into my other fics which u can find in my profile! I hope to post up more soon and don't forget to review! Also, watch more escaflowne! Don't forget to print this out!