Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ Folkie's 31st Birthday Spectacular ❯ Ring around the Allen ( Chapter 5 )

Chapter 5

Author's Note: Here it is musical chairs after long last, I hope you all enjoy this chapter. Thank you to all the people who reviewed. I do not own the Teletubbies or Escaflowne, maybe one day I'll be able to buy a share. Thank you for taking the time to read my story and remember to review.

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After calming down Scarbie and giving her some marshmallows the favorite food of all fan girls and promising she could give Dilly a good slap when Diva wasn't looking it was time to play musical chairs.

Char: "Okay everyone get your butts over here it's time for chairs."

Folken: "How are we going to do that Char? There is no music."

Char: "Shoot that's right, I forgot."

Van: "Oh I know we coul-mmm"

Folken: (clamps metal claw over Van's mouth) "Shut up!"

Char: "What was that Van?"

Van: "Mmm mmm."

Kay: "What did he say?"

Folken: "He said never mind, it would never work, dumb idea. Right Van?"

Van: "Mm hmm!"

Char: (trying to think of a plan) "Shoot, shoot what are we going to do?"

Dilandau: "Kill Van!"

Char: "No!"

Scarbie: (munching on a marshmallow) "Kill Dilandau!"

Diva: "No!"

Scarbie: (shrugs) "It was worth a try!" (Pops another marshmallow)

Dilandau: (in a hush whisper) "I should kill you for just suggesting it Scarbie."

Diva: "No!"

Dilandau: "What? She…"

Diva: "Ah!"

Dilandau: "But she…"

Diva: "Ah!"

Dilandau: "This is…"

Diva: "Ah! Be nice."

Dilandau: (mumbling) "But I'm not nice. I'm the crazy, blood thirsty Caption of the Dragon Slayer. I don't need to be nice."

Diva: "Well you do when you're with me. So be nice."

Dilandau: (grumbling).

Kay: (eyeing marshmallows) "Hey Scarbie can I have a marshmallow?"

Diva: "Yeah Scarbie share!" (Reaches for a marshmallow).

Scarbie: (clutches marshmallow tightly) "Grrrrrrrrrr!!!"

Folkie: (nudges Scarbie again) "Share!"

Scarbie: (glares at Folken) "Grrrrrrrr!!!"

Char: "No that's okay, she doesn't have to share them Folkie."

Folkie: (narrows eyes) "How come?"

Char: "Cause I brought a bag for everyone" (throws everyone a bag).

Everyone: "YAY!!!"

Scarbie: "Yeah that's right get your own!" (Pops a marshmallow in her mouth then leans over and smacks Dilly across the cheek).

Dilandau: (Grabs cheek) "Ouch! What was that for?"

Scarbie: "It just felt good, besides Char said I could (blows a raspberry)"

Dilandau: "Well you're both dead than. HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! Diva fetch me my flamethrower."

Diva: "Easy there little man, you can't kill the author."

Dilandau: "Like hell I can't!"

Kay: "You can't or the story will come to an end before it's over."

Folken: "And that is bad how?"

Dilandau: "Ooh I don't care they're both going to die" (grabs flamethrower).

Diva calmly walks over and yanks the flamethrower out of his hands.

Diva: "I'll take that, thank you!"

Dilandau: (stomps foot like a two year old) "Divvvvvaaaa!!!"

Diva: "No!"

Dilandau: "But I wan…"

Diva: "Shh!"

Dilandau: "But…"

Diva: "Shh!

Dilandau: "You're no…"

Diva: "Shh! Now I'm sure we can sort this out with out violence. Oh Char!"

Char: "Yo!"

Diva: "Why did you tell Scarbie she could hit Dilly?"

Dilandau: "Don't call me that!"

Char: "Cause I don't like Dilly but I like Scarbie" (gives Scarbie a hug).

Scarbie: "Yeah we're buddies!"

Char: "Besides it was the only way to shut her up."

Diva: "Well I think you both owe Dilly an apology!"

Char and Scarbie: "Aw but Divvvvaaaa!!!"

Diva: "Don't aw but Diva me. Apologies now, before I get mad."

Char and Scarbie: "Sorry Dilly!"

Dilandau: "You're both going to burn."

Folken stomps on Dilandau's toe.

Dilandau: "OWWWW!!!"

Folkie: "Except!"

Dilandau: "FINE!!! I except your apology" (pulls out his revenge list and adds Char, Scarbie, and Folken's names under Van).

Kay: "Hey Char what about me aren't I your friend too?"

Char: "Of course you are and so is Diva common girls group hug!"

Kay and Diva: "Wee!" (Both girls join the other two in a hug).

All four fan girls: "BIG HUG!"

Folken: "No! No Teletubbies no, evil, blah, go away ahhhh!" (Curls up on the floor).

Everyone looks at Folken then at Van.

Van: (shrugs) He has Telephobia!"

Everyone: "HE HAS WHAT?"

Van: "A fear of the Teletubbies."

Everyone: "Oohh!"

Folken: (lying on the floor hugging his legs) "So cold, so very, very cold!"

An hour later everyone is sitting on the floor eating marshmallows trying to think of what to do about their lack of music.

Van: "Oh I know let's AHHHHHH!!!"

Folken had stomped on his toe again.

Folken: "He just never learns."

Char: "What was that again Van?"

Van: (rubbing sore toe) "Eh, nothing!"

Dilandau meanwhile is burning his marshmallows over a spare birthday candle he found and singing.

Dilandau: "Burn baby burn!"

Hitomi: "He would have fit in great back in the sixties with all thoughs flag burnings and such."

Everyone nods in agreement. Scarbie is watching Dilandau as well only she is thinking about how much fun it would be too stick him on a stick and roast him over an open fire.

Scarbie: (in a whisper) "Hee hee Burn Dilly burn!"

Diva and Dilly: "We heard that!"

Scarbie: "Sorry!"

Everyone was suddenly brought back to the original subject when Kay started jumping up and down squealing that she had an idea.

Kay: "OMIGOSH I JUST GOT A TERRIFIC IDEA, CHAR LISTEN!!!" (Kay whispers her plan into Char's ear).

Char: (grins when she hears the idea) "You see now this is why you are the best!"

Kay: (takes a little bow) "Thank you, I try!"

Char: "Okay everyone Kay has solved our problem.

Folken: "Damn!"

Char: "What was that?"

Folken: "Nothing!"

Char: "Hmm! Alright what we are going to do is since we don't have any music, we're going to tie Allen up…"

Allen: "Excuse me!"

Char: "Beat him with a stick…."

Allen: "WHAT?"

Char: "When he stops screaming you have to sit down, and then we repeat it. Brilliant isn't it? Everyone please give Kay a big round of applause for the idea."

Everyone cheers and applauds except Allen, Van, Dilandau and Folken of course.

Van: "WAIT A DOG DARN MINUTE! That was my plan I just told Kay it. Why should she get the credit?"

Kay: "Because I confiscated it, so now it's mine" (blows a raspberry).

Van: "Humph!"

Folken suddenly pinches Van.

Van: "Ouch! Folken what was that for?"

Folken: "For coming up with that plan and for yelling at Kay, no one yells at Kay" (Pinches Van again).

Van: "Ouch!" (Starts sniffling).

Hitomi: (shakes head in disgust) "Baby!"

Van: "W-what?"

Hitomi: "Oh I said poor baby!" (Pulls Van into a hug).

Char: (sweat drop) "Okay now that that's over, any questions?"

Allen: "Yes! Do I get a say in this?"

Char: "No! Any others?"

Dryden: "Can I beat him with the stick?"

Char: (shrugs) "Sure!"

Dryden: "BOO-YEAH!!!"

Millerna: "Dryden!"

Dryden: "I told ya babe I don't like him."

Allen: "Oh gee well would you look at the time. I should really be going. I have a hair appointment I can't be late for. So anyways Happy Birthday Folken, mean it, love ya, ciao, bye." (Runs for the door).

Kay: "Hey you get back here!" (Chases after Allen).

Dryden: "Yeah man your not getting out of this" (takes off after Allen as Well).

Diva: "Allen is such a party pooper!"

Char: "Totally!"

Folken: "Did he say he loves me?"

Van: "I think he did!"

Van and Folken: (look at each other and make a face) "Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!"

Kay and Dryden come back dragging a kicking and screaming Allen.

Allen: "No, no common guys have a heart please."

Dryden and Kay tie Allen up on the floor.

Allen: "No help please."

Kay: "I'm going to go find a stick Char."

Char: "Okay! You do that."

Allen: "Char common please no. (suddenly looks over at Scarbie) You!"

Scarbie: "Me! I am me."

Allen: "I saved you from Dilandau."

Scarbie: "Oh yeah! Hmm so ya did" (pops another mallow).

Allen: "Well!"

Scarbie: "Well what?"

Allen: "Are you going to help me?"

Scarbie: "Naaa!"

Allen: "But I helped you!"

Scarbie: "And don't think I'm not grateful, but I'm not going to ruin everyone else's fun."

Allen: "Why you little bi-oof" (gets a bar of soap shoved in his mouth).

Char: "Uh, uh, uh no swearing now!" (Washes out Allen's mouth).

Kay comes running back in.

Char: "Oh good did you get a stick?"

Kay: "Even better!" (Holds up a huge leather whip).

Char: "Where the heck did you get that?"

Kay: "From under Allen's bed!"

Allen: "Hey stay out of my room."

Dryden: (takes whip from Kay) "Oh cool!" (Snaps Allen with it).

Allen: "AHHHHHHHHH!!! What the hell Dryden the game hasn't started yet."

Dryden: "I know it just felt good!"

Allen: "I hate you!"

Dryden: "Now that's not nice Allen do I have to smack you again?"

Allen: "N-no!"

Dryden: "To bad!" (Snaps Allen again).

Allen: "AHHHHHHHHH!!!"

Folken: (sweat drop) "Is it just me or is this party really violent?"

Kay: "Naa! I think it's just you. Alright everyone gather around the chairs so we can begin."

Char: "you heard the lady let's go. You too Folkie."

Folken: "Oh man!"

Everyone gathers around the chairs.

Char: "Okay now when Dryden starts to smack Allen…"

Allen: "OWWWW!!!"

Char: "NOT YET DRYDEN!!!"

Dryden: "I couldn't resist."

Char: "You start to walk around the chairs in a line okay? Okay! Go Dryden."

Dryden just stands there.

Char: "Go!"

Dryden: "What now?"

Char: "No tomorrow Dryden, yes now."

Dryden: "Oh okay!" (Begins to whip Allen).

Allen: "OWWWWW!!!"

At the sound of Allen's screaming everyone starts to walk around the chairs. Char and Kay our each holding one of Folken's hands, and skipping while swinging his arms back and forth. Scarbie is pushing Folken from behind, while Diva is skipping along dragging Dilandau behind her.

Kay: (listening to Allen's squeals) "Ahhh this is music to my ears."

Char: "Yeah me too! How about you Folkie?"

Folken: "I think I need a drink."

Allen suddenly stops screaming and everyone rushes to sit down. Char and Kay both hop into Folkie's laps while Scarbie hops on his Shoulders.

Folken: "Girls get off!" (Pulls all three girls off and plops them down in the seats next to him).

Diva mean while has hopped into Dilandau's lap.

Diva: "Dilly!"

Dilandau: "Eww get off!" (Stands up off of his chair, which is immediately stolen by someone else and desperately tries to shake the fan girl off) "Get off, get off!"

Diva: "Dilly!"

Dilandau: "Someone help she won't come off, she's like glue."

Dryden: "Diva and Dilandau are out."

Dilandau: "What? How dare you, do you know who I am? You will burn for that you- wait a minute what am I saying? I don't half to play this game anymore. Ha so long suckers."

Dilandau proceeds to walk over to the bar and get a drink while Diva is still clinging to him.

Folken: (shakes head) "Some guys have all the luck."

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AN: Okay that is it for chapter 5, I would write until they got down to the winner, but that would take forever, cause everyone there's even though it doesn't seem it. Stay tuned for the next chapter, which is of course `Spin the Bottle'. Also yesterday was my birthday, the big 19 YAY!!! And if you feel like giving me a belated gift, think review.