Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ So far... Untitled. ❯ chap 1 ( Chapter 1 )

This is a fic written by Laura Of Spirit, Izzy the Cat, and Myself (Miss Videl). Why is it on my account you ask? Because I am the only one with enough time to type this. (Since it was really written last year in our study halls and stuff.) Let's just say that this is weird ok?

Laura and Julia sat boringly as they surfed the MANY TV channels of Laura's TV.

There was nothing good on at all so Laura popped in an Escaflowne DVD and she put on her favorite episode: 7.

Laura began to fast forward boringly.

"Laura! C'mon! Why do you always do that?!" Julia demanded.

"You're telling me you want to watch that bitch Hitomi, that crossdresser Allen, and that `it' with the name of Van?" She asked

"Well no, but still…"

"Don't you want to see Folken?" Laura bribed

Julia Smiled "Okay! Okay! I wanna watch Folkie-sama!"

"And I want to watch Dilandau-sama so there!" She smiled as it got to her favorite part.

The TV made a squeaking sound as Dilandau scraped the dagger against the wine bottle.

Laura scooted closer to the screen obsessively.

`Folken! I hate it when people make me wait!' Dilandau yelled

`Relax Dilandau, we know where the dragon is,' Folken replied

Laura sighed, "I wish we could be on Gaea, if it were real."

Julia nodded. "Yeah, the vione would be my first destination."

As it to make their wish come true, a white light shot down and carried them upward.

They reappeared in a hallway of some sort.

Julia looked around. "Laura, do you know where we are? I do!"

Laura looked about in awe. "Not where we were two seconds ago?"

Julia smiled. "Yep! Follow me!" She grabbed Laura's hand and ran off down the hall.

* * * * *

Dilandau was walking down one of the many halls of the vione. He was having a pleasant day. But that all changed when he heard a scream from behind him.

"DILANDAU-SAMA!"

The next thing that happened was he was knocked flat by Laura.

Laura was obviously very happy. "Dilandau-sama! I can't believe I'm finally meeting you!"

Dilandau struggled up, but Laura was clinging to his leg. "Who are you?!!" He finally demanded.

"Your biggest fan! Better known as Laura!" She shrieked happily.

Dilandau attempted to remove her, but failed. He began to walk at a very slow pace so he could get his flame-thrower. While doing this he called for Folken. "Folken! Help me!"

Folken limped around the corner, Julia being dragged along on his cloak, the end of the cloak was covered in drool.

Folken, for the most part was annoyed, he saw Dilandau's predicament and nodded. "I see you made a friend too."

Dilandau inched along with Laura hanging on tightly. "Where did they come from?!!"

"According to this one, the Mystic Moon."

"NANI?!" Dilandau yelled, still trying to get rid of Laura.

"Maybe we can find someone who can send them back," Folken said as he joined Dilandau and together they walked down the hall, Laura and Julia conversing.

Julia smiled. "I get to be dragged by Folken!"

Laura smirked. "Big deal, I get to be dragged by Dilandau! Who I add is MUCH better than that one-armed freak!"

Julia scowled. "Folken is way better than that insane pyromaniac!"

"Nuh uh! Dilandau-sama has WAY better looks than that winged idiot!"

"Folken's wings are pretty! At least he doesn't wear a tiara!"

"IT'S A DIADEM!" Laura screamed

"TIARA!"

"DIADEM!"

"TIARA!"

"DIADEM!"

"TIARA!"

"DIADEM!"

Julia was then silent as she stared wide-eyed at Laura. "Well, I still say Folken-sama is better!"

"No, Dilandau-sama is better!" Laura retaliated.

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

This continued the whole way.

Folken sighed. This is going to be a loooooong day…"

* * * * *

Folken and Dilandau stood in front of that thing that Dornkirk appears on with Julia and Laura clinging from them obsessively. They had explained their dilemma while trying to remove the two obsessed girls.

Dornkirk spoke in his normal, depressed tone. "So you say they're from the Mystic Moon?"

"Yes, can you send them back somehow?" Folken asked.

"Please Dornkirk-sama! Help us!" Dilandau pleaded.

Dornkirk put on a stupid grin and said "Nope, they're your problem!" and disappeared.

"Nooooooo!" Dilandau yelled dropping to the floor.

This was a stupid thing to do because Laura gripped his waist and hugged him tightly.

Julia suddenly fell to the ground and there was a ripping noise as Folken's cloak ripped. Drool dripped from the piece of cloak as she picked it up and shoved it in her pocket, then she grabbed on again.

"Well, if were lucky they'll go away one day as fast as they came," Folken sighed. "For now, they'll just have to stay here…"

Dilandau had gotten Laura somewhat under control as she clung to his leg. "NANI?! NO! Isn't there some other way?!"

"No, but I don't think it could get any worse than this."

Suddenly as it to prove him wrong, the door opened and Van staggered in a girl clinging to his neck.

"Natalie?!" Laura and Julia chorused.

The girl saw them and smiled. "Hi Laura!" She looked around. "What did you do to your basement?"

Laura and Julia sweat dropped.

Natalie squeezed Van happily.

Van's eyes bulged out. "Need air… Oxygen… Life support…"

Folken raised an eyebrow. "How did they get here?"

Everyone shrugged. Suddenly Dilandau realized something and began to limp toward Natalie and Van. "No! You can't kill him! I must kill Van!"

He attempted to pry Natalie from Van but only managed to get her to Van's feet.

Then Dilandau began to choke Van himself. "I HATE YOU! I'LL KILLYOU!"

Laura watched as Van was once again being choked. Then she looked at Natalie. "Van's gonna die! Hee hee! I always told you Dilandau-sama was better!"

Natalie jumped up. "NO! I must save him! I-"

Laura interrupted. "Correction. `It', not him."

Natalie smiled. "Thank you. I MUST SAVE IT! Wait a minute… LAURA!"

Laura smiled smugly.

Natalie repeated her original line. "I MUST SAVE HIM!" Then she cowered. "But I'm scared of him!" She pointed at Dilandau.

Everyone sweat dropped.

Folken walked over to Dilandau and Van and pulled them apart.

Dilandau tried to get at Van's neck again but he stumbled and fell, giving Laura an opportunity of which she scrambled up to his waist and clung on.

Dilandau struggled to get her off but failed. "Folken! Help!"

"I've got my own problem," Folken replied looking down at Julia who still clung to his cloak.

"I feal so special, I'll bet I'm the only one who's ever been dragged by Folken!" Julia said happily.

"Being dragged by Dilandau is better!" Laura bragged.

"No, being dragged by Van is better!" Natalie said happily.

Laura and Julia glared at her and she screamed and hid behind Van.

Laura and Julia then continued to argue.

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

"Folken!"

"Dilandau!"

"Van!"

Laura and Julia glared at natalie again and she hides behind Van.

Folken sighed and decided that the only way to make them shut up was to separate them so he walked out of the room, Julia dragging behind.

Van, who was still confused, just stood there with Natalie clinging to it like a magnet.

Dilandau was becoming annoyed with the over-obsessed Laura and decided if he couldn't pry her off, then perhaps he could burn her off.

He becan to limp to his room at a very slow pace. After that her could kill Van.

Van just stood there dumbly.

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So… how was the first chappie? I will put up more once I type this and get enough reviews. Maybe… I don't know. Just review anyway or Laura, Julia, and I will come to where ever you live. Trust me you don't want us to do that. We have our ways… O.o After all, we are going to bike all the way to JAPAN! ^^ Uh… just review.

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