Vision Of Escaflowne Fan Fiction ❯ The Escaflowne Drunkard Files ❯ The Hairbrush Song ( Chapter 1 )

Aurora Moon: *jumps around* HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOO! HI ALL YOU HAPPY READER PEOPLE TYPE PEOPLE! THIS IS MY FIRST FIC! AND I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY!

Avaris Sky: *sigh* this is my kid sis, and yes, she does have _some_ issues.

Moon: do not!

Ava: *cough*do too*cough*

Moon: ……

Ava: Anywho, this fic will be ____ chapters long, it really just depends on how bored or crazy or stupid or random we feel like making them.

Moon: And since we both are very bored stupid _and_ random…

Ava: Or at least you are… I'm just random.

Moon: *^_^… Whatever you say.

Disclaimer:

Ava: We don't own Veggies Tales or Herbal Essence or Escaflowne

Moon: But I own Allen!

Ava: *slaps her* Are you trying to get us sued?!?!?!?!?

Moon: *rubs head* Yes.

Ava: *sigh* Forgive her, she's young.

Moon: But I'm 12!

Ava: Like I say… And on to the fic!

Chapter 1: The Herbal Essence Predicament (or Allen lost his hair!)

*Avaris Sky and Aurora Moon are sitting in their nifty theater*

Moon: *munching popcorn* what are we doing here again?

Ava: Taking over the---

Moon: *sigh* other then taking over the world Ava.

Ava: *blinks* There's other stuff to do? Never mind. We are watching the poor Escaflowne chappies while they are drunk and laughing at them hysterically.

Moon: … is Allen drunk too…?

Ava: Don't worry, it's only Mountain Dew.

Moon: You sure? Because… I kinda drank all the mountain dew…

Ava: WhAt?!?!?!

Moon: *hides in corner* please don't kill me!

Ava: *stares up at the stage where giggling noises are coming from behind the curtain* Then how---?

Moon: ……

Ava: …….

Moon: ……..

Ava: ……

Moon: Let's just pretend that it was really Mountain Dew ok?

Ava: …..

Moon: Dilandau made me do it!

Ava: *stares*

Moon: Quit looking at me!

Ava: *stares*

Moon: *whimpers* make her stop… make her stop…

Ava: How the heck did Dilly get beer/wine/whiskey/ booze/alcohol; he's like underage.

Moon: … Folken made me do it!

Van: *from behind the curtain* Can we come out yet?

Ava: *looks at Moon* After we are done here we are going to have a very long talk about the dangers of you standing even near beer/wine/whiskey/ booze/alcohol ok? *Looks back at the stage* Come on out Allen!

*The curtain opens and the lights come on up on stage*

Allen: *stumbles out on to stage wearing just a towel*

Moon: O.o

Ava: O.o

Moon: Can we throw popcorn at him and see if he will drop his towel?

Ava: *^_^ I don't think so.

Allen: *singing* Oh where is my Herbal Essence? Oh where is my Herbal Essence? Oh where, Oh where, Oh where, Oh where, Oh where, Oh where, Oh where, Oh where… Is my Herbal Essence?

Millerna: *Also stumbles out on stage and is shocked if not amazed to see Allen wearing only a towel and pulls out camera*

Moon: Back off sister! He's taken!

Ava: *^_^

Allen: *^_^

Millerna: *gives a very evil look to Moon as much as a very drunk chap can while err, drunk* I think I saw some shampoo back there!

Moon: *jumping up and down* Don't go back there Allen! Don't go!

Ava: *pulls her back down*

Allen: *does a little dance as much as one can do while wearing a towel* Back there is my Herbal Essence! Back there is my Herbal Essence! Oh back there, Oh back there, oh where, back there, Oh back there, oh where, oh back there…. Is my Herbal Essence!

Hitomi: *stumbles out on stage and is shocked if not amazed to see Allen wearing only a towel and pulls out camera*

Van: *off stage* Hey!

Hitomi: Opps… *cough* Why do you need Herbal Essence? You don't have any hair!

Allen: *looks into the mirror and faints*

Moon: *jumps up on stage and starts to glomp Allen*

Millerna: *jumps onto stage and tries to stop Moon from glomping* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: *gets thrown off Allen but stands up happily holding a bath towel*

Everyone: EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So? Did you like it? If we have any luck we might get out a chapter or two a week! So please R&R!