Warhammer 40K Fan Fiction ❯ Dear Diary ❯ Dear Diary ( Chapter 1 )

THE TALE OF MACHA: DEAR DIARY

 

Disclaimer: This is a derivative piece of fiction set in the Warhammer 40,000 universe which is property of Games Workshop. I am not making any money from this. It contains sexual references. It contains many sexual references.

 

Macha, the attractive young lady in what would be the Eldar equivalent of her mid to late teens, sat down. Sweat glistened on her forehead, her hair was damp, and her clothes stuck to her body. The entire room was warm and the air thick and filled with a musky scent. She pulled a small book out from under her bed, and a pen as well, flipping to the next empty page.

 

Dear Diary, she begun…

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over and they both made pizza before having wild, uncontrolled sex. I could hear them through the bedroom wall and masturbated for 5 hours, before crying and doing it again for 12 more.

 

She sighed, and closed her diary, sniffling still. She was almost ready to cry again, yet she knew that she would only end up pleasuring herself even more. Her sex ached from the amount of stimulation she had received. She needed a shower.

 

While she stood naked under the cold water, she considered the past month. Ever since her older sister Taldeer found that boyfriend, apparently an assassin fighting with the Imperium of Man, things had changed for the worse in her life. She almost constantly had to endure the two being around, and together, knowing how much sex they were having and how happy they were in their relationship… whereas she lacked both.

 

She looked up and straightened her shoulders, clenching one fist. Things would change.

 

 

The next day, opening the book once more and pulling her pen from her drawer, Macha sighed. Things had not gone as magnificently as she had hoped. The first step, it seemed, would be to actually find a place where prospective partners were.

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over and they both played a strange Mon-keigh board game, before having slow, sensitive sex on the couch. I could see them, unaware of me, and furiously masturbated for 11 hours, 5 of which after they had stopped and he had gone home.

 

“Tomorrow,” she told herself, “tomorrow I will find someone for me!”

 

 

Macha was ready, or so she thought. She had found her best, most eye-grabbing clothes: A skin-tight suit that was nanometres thin, pale pearl in colour, with a few brilliant jewels, sparkling and shining all over. It rode up her crease, and provided a bit of a camel-toe at the front, and her nipples were poking through, her small breasts appearing a little larger due to the tightness, and all of those things were just as planned.

 

Sliding a silver and emerald headband into her long, beautiful hair, she finished things off by spraying a little glitter onto her cheeks. She would look her absolute best! She had spent quite some time searching for places to hook up, and ended up stealing Taldeer's hover-bike licence for identification. She was, after all, slightly too young to be clubbing.

 

Before heading out, she carefully filled out one half of the day's page in her diary, hoping the second half would be a lot better, and with any luck, written several weeks later after the wild sex had stopped.

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over and they both watched a movie before having rough, noisy sex on the living room floor. I sneaked in to watch, and masturbated for 6 hours, before stealing sister's ID and then doing it for another hour. I'm going out. Wish me luck!

 

 

At four in the morning, she returned, dejected. Sitting down gloomily, she recalled the whole night.

 

She managed to get in just fine, despite the difference in appearance between the two. She claimed it was just because of her make-up, and the bouncer didn't care enough to check properly. She enjoyed a couple of drinks, predictably picking the sweet and colourful varieties, and then waited around, trying to find potential partners and draw attention to herself.

 

Unfortunately, this wasn't an Eldar-only establishment; it was a place that accepted all sorts. As such, the Valhallan girl that served as a stripper managed to get most of the attention. Of the males of varying species that weren't simply there to stare at the naked flesh of the stripper, half already had girlfriends or boyfriends, and the other half found someone other than her. Even the monstrous Tyranid woman managed to pick up, carrying a guardsman off with her. She ended up spending a lot of the night sitting and moping with Loli-Daemonette, the two of them drinking and complaining about everyone else there. They were about to fumble their way into a kiss together, when a Chaos cultist asked her out. The Daemonette leapt into the air, squealing, climbed up onto his back and flipped Macha the finger. That was when she started the fight and decided it might be best to make her way back home.

 

She slowly finished the entry for the day:

 

 

Dear Diary,

Fuck you. Just fuck you. I had no luck. When I got here, Taldeer and her Mon-keigh boyfriend were having unusual, awkwardly-positioned sex. I saw them, and masturbated for 3 hours while wishing my night had gone differently.

 

Pulling the blankets up around her as she snuggled into bed, Macha could still vaguely hear the other two. She slid her hand down into her panties and eventually drifted off to sleep, fingers still buried inside her.

 

 

Macha tenderly lowered herself onto her chair, wincing a little. Her face was wet from tears, her fingers were sticky, and there was a burning heat in her buttocks. She started to write.

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer noticed I had stolen her ID, so when her Mon-keigh boyfriend came over they both punished me before having hard, violent sex right in front of me. I watched and masturbated for 9 hours, 4 of those after they had finished having sex and started spanking me again. The Mon-keigh saw my ass, maybe he liked what he saw?

 

“Let's try for better luck tomorrow…”

 

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend was still here and they both tried her home cooking before having sweet, sensual sex. I saw them on the table when I went to get a cookie, and masturbated for 10 hours, before eating the cookie with my sticky hands then doing it again for 2 more.

 

Macha was convinced that it was her social skills. She was introverted, so she needed a way of getting the meeting with little difficulty, where they knew it was to hook up. And so, she signed herself up on Anonydate. Upon being asked for “pics plz” she sent a holo-image, and in return they sent a photo. It was a Tau. She didn't feel she was in a position to be choosy, and he really didn't care, so they decided to give it a shot.

 

Meeting in a small, private booth in a café at night, they both just sat there, feeling awkward. Few words were said. She blushed. They both sipped their coffee. Eventually, she realised what the repetitive slapping noise was. The Tau had been fapping during the entire conversation. Though it turned her on as well, it still made the entire situation difficult.

 

“You know, I don't think this is going to work…”

 

Just as she finished saying that, the Tau grunted and his hot, sticky fluids splattered onto the table. He then stood up, adjusted his member into his pants, thanked her and walked out.

 

Dear Diary,

Absolutely nothing happened today. Nothing. I will never talk of this to another soul.

 

P.S. I masturbated for 14 hours afterwards, when I got home.

 

 

Macha slept in, only waking up when the Mon-keigh arrived. He had brought a few others with him - a pair of Eldar she vaguely knew, a Mon-keigh who wore a skull mask and an Angry Marine. It seemed he had decided to hold his weekly roleplaying game at their place instead of at his house, with Taldeer sitting in and watching, although Macha had suspicions. Still, she eyed off all four of the others. She was pretty sure the skull-faced guy was another assassin, and dating a shape-changing one, but the others could quite possibly be free. Her ears twitched and her eyes sparkled…

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over with his roleplaying friends, and they all played a game before he and Taldeer had wild, crazy sex. They then continued the game like nothing had happened. I was watching, and masturbated there in the living room for 2 hours, but then they lost a d20 in my crotch. After I dug it out (is a 14 good?) I kept going for another 6.

 

Once again, Macha considered her efforts an epic failure…

 

 

Disappointed by how the Mon-keigh's friends were more interested in the game than in her, Macha nevertheless was determined to achieve greater success the next day. By the time she got out of bed, however, and finished putting her damp, sticky sheets in the washing basket, it was past midday, and the assassin had already returned. He was in the process of just-about moving in, so had brought some boxes of stuff.

 

Naturally, Taldeer and the Mon-keigh were having sex. They always were. So with that, Macha's curiosity got the best of her and she started going through his boxes, looking for anything possibly interesting. She found what she was after in the box labelled “Porn from Terra”.

 

Macha's eyes widened when she saw the collection of objects in the box. There was a pile of data-discs and magazines, of course, and she flipped through one or two, disappointed by the abundance of females and lack of penis. Still, she looked over the collection of sex toys that were also there. There were a great many, and her face turning red, she realised the two must have used them a lot if he was bringing them to her house. With a sniff, it occurred to her that they hadn't been properly washed, that the various objects still had the smell of sweat and fluids - maybe his sweat and fluids.

 

 

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over and they presumably did something before having kinky, dirty sex. I looked through his sex toys and started licking them, masturbating for 11 hours! Then, I realised half of them had probably been used only on her and I was just licking things placed in my own sister's body, before doing it for another 2.

 

 

At the end of the next day, Macha fetched her diary, her fingers still sticky, and was still quite amazed. After all…

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over and they filmed themselves having vulgar, exhibitionistic sex. I watched it and masturbated for 5 hours, before changing discs and doing it for another 5.

 

 

The next day, Macha once again awoke with a determination to get a partner. Wearing a lucky headband and her favourite knickers, she strode outside and made her way directly to the nearest shopping centre, hoping there'd be someone there to notice her, even if it was one of the creepy guys who would just hang around the arcade all day, offering drugs to people.

 

Her spirits lifted when she stepped in. So many handsome young men, toiling away moving hover-trolleys and stacking shelves. There were guys everywhere, and she just knew she would be successful on this day!

 

…

 

Macha walked home, alone. She would be sad, but she was still in shock. Somehow, not one managed to notice her. Perhaps the rampage by a skull-headed Mon-keigh assassin did indeed cause a disturbance and distract them, but statistically, she should have picked up!

 

She walked past the two lovers who were having sex while reading the newspaper, and made her way to the bathroom, hoping to wash away the curse that rested on her shoulders. The only problem was that at one point, the Mon-keigh needed to wash. She had finished her shower, but at this point was using the edge of the bathtub to aid herself, and he saw just about everything upon walking in.

 

Maybe he likes what he sees..? We could share him…

 

He simply walked past, washed his hands, and then wandered back out, not even mentioning it.

 

 

Dear Diary,

Today, Taldeer's Mon-keigh boyfriend came over and they read, while having quiet, oddly positioned sex. I failed to pick up despite being outnumbered. I masturbated in the bathroom for 9 hours, before being seen by the Mon-keigh. I then did it for another 7.

 

 

The next day, as Macha pulled herself out of bed, she sighed. Things hadn't been working out, but eventually, eventually they would. She knew that she just had to keep searching, no matter what it would take. Even if she needed to lead an Eldar army against the others just to find someone, she would do so! With new determination, she started to write.

 

Dear Diary…