Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction ❯ The Silence Saga ❯ Silence (Again): Chalk ( Chapter 10 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: Shi-chan 
PG-13, silliness & chalk
Anime/Manga: Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 03.31.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 816 | Visits: 194 | Status: Completed
PG-13, silliness & chalk
Anime/Manga: Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction / Gundam Wing Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Hentai / Comedy / | Type: Spamfic | Uploaded On: 03.31.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 816 | Visits: 194 | Status: Completed
12 Oct 2000
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13 (at least I think it is)
Pairings: 1x2, some 3x4/4x3, some 5
Warnings: Silliness and chalk... oh, and clichés... and maybe some French if I can work it in! *evil grin*
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is for fun and enjoyment, no money is being made. Please don't sue me, as I am poor.
Feedback: Yes please. All flames received will be used to light the fire under my ass and get me to write more fics that are against your liking, so there.
NOTES: CHALKNESS... ode to my dear dear nee-chan, whom I love with all my heart!
Silence (Again): Chalk by Willow
Duo was trying not to annoy Heero, a difficult task.
After, oh say 30 or so seconds, Duo gave in.
"Heeeeerrrooo! I'm bored!" he said, sounding a little too much like a certain wheat-blonde girl that annoyed all of them to no end.
"Duo, shut up... if you act like Relena once more..." He turned to glare at the boy, "You're sleeping on the couch."
He knew that would get the boy, Duo hated to sleep alone... one thing was he got cold so easily.
"But..." Duo looked forlornly at him. "Please, Hee-chan, do something with me?" he said with a wicked gleam in his eyes.
Heero seeing as he would get no peace... and no nookie... if he didn't shut the boy up, decided to play a game with the boy. "Ok Duo, here's a game we can play..."
"Ooooh! A game! I love games!" Duo cried happily.
Heero smiled, then turned back to his desk and picked up a white stick. It wasn't much longer than a finger, but it was shaped kinda like a pencil. "Ok Duo, I want you to take this... un morceau de craie, and make sure it doesn't break..."
"Why?" Duo asked confused.
"This chalk represents life and everything... It is a projection, you could say, of chalk... the chalkness, I guess you could call it..."
"Chalkness?"
"Yes, Chalkness... protect the chalk cause it represents everything to you... your life... and others, got it?"
Duo smiled at him and nodded, "Hai Hee-chan! C'est étrange, mais j'ai la idée."
"Good... now let me work... and later, if the chalk is unharmed, we'll see what else we can do to keep you from being bored..."
He smiled as Duo bounded off to... where ever... then turned back to his computer, chuckling.
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"Let me get this straight... the chalk is just a protection of the chalkness of the object? And it represents all that is and will be...?" Quatre asked the bouncing boy skeptically.
Duo nodded, still bouncing. "Yep, that's what Hee told me!"
"Duo, did you ever think that maybe he did that just to get you to leave him alone?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't really matter... this is a fun game... I haven't played pretend since I was like 3 or something..." Duo smiled gleefully at the blond.
"Whatever..."
At this moment Trowa walked in with a smirk on his face.
"What's up koi?" Quatre asked him.
"Nothing..." (AN: He's just read Tabs' "Coup de Foudre et Conséquences"... for you Nee-chan... a direct quote soon to come...)
Trowa started to fix himself a salad... by pre-heating the stove.
"Anou... Trowa, maybe you should leave the cooking to Duo... or someone else..."
"I only burned the water the one time..." Trowa said smirking at his lover.[1]
"Once is once enough..." Duo said, bouncing up to turn off the stove and chop the lettuce.
Soon Duo had completely forgotten about the Chalk and was enjoying cooking a hearty meal for the G-boyz. "Dum-di dum..." he hummed as he worked.
Heero walked in after smelling food cooking (and not being burnt) to find the boy blissfully making an omelette. "Hn..."
At the sound of his lover's voice, Duo turned around and smiled, holding up the piece of chalk. "CHALKNESS!!!! It is unharmed!"
Heero smiled at the boy... "Baka..."
"Yeah, so?"
"Hn..."
Meanwhile, Trowa and Quatre were off in the corner making sap...
"Trowa..." *bats lashes*
"........." *stares*
"Trowa..." *eyes quiver*
".............." *stares*
And so on... (AN: Yelch I'm gonna be sick...)
While this was taking place Wufei peeked into the kitchen. He was greeted with the sight of the sickeningly sweet display of Trowa and Quatre and the obscene sight of Heero and Duo going at it like minks while Duo held a piece of Chalk. This scene produced a spurt of blood and a scream of "WORSE THAN ONNAS!!!!" as he fled to the nearest bathroom.
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END
[1] There ya go, Andrea-chan! There is the special phrase that I swear by all that anyone ever held holy you said a month or more before Tabs wrote the exact line into a fic! Credit to both! Find Tabs' fic at GW Addiction, along with all of mine! Ja ne~!
Category: Humor
Rating: PG-13 (at least I think it is)
Pairings: 1x2, some 3x4/4x3, some 5
Warnings: Silliness and chalk... oh, and clichés... and maybe some French if I can work it in! *evil grin*
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: I don't own anything. This is for fun and enjoyment, no money is being made. Please don't sue me, as I am poor.
Feedback: Yes please. All flames received will be used to light the fire under my ass and get me to write more fics that are against your liking, so there.
NOTES: CHALKNESS... ode to my dear dear nee-chan, whom I love with all my heart!
Silence (Again): Chalk by Willow
Duo was trying not to annoy Heero, a difficult task.
After, oh say 30 or so seconds, Duo gave in.
"Heeeeerrrooo! I'm bored!" he said, sounding a little too much like a certain wheat-blonde girl that annoyed all of them to no end.
"Duo, shut up... if you act like Relena once more..." He turned to glare at the boy, "You're sleeping on the couch."
He knew that would get the boy, Duo hated to sleep alone... one thing was he got cold so easily.
"But..." Duo looked forlornly at him. "Please, Hee-chan, do something with me?" he said with a wicked gleam in his eyes.
Heero seeing as he would get no peace... and no nookie... if he didn't shut the boy up, decided to play a game with the boy. "Ok Duo, here's a game we can play..."
"Ooooh! A game! I love games!" Duo cried happily.
Heero smiled, then turned back to his desk and picked up a white stick. It wasn't much longer than a finger, but it was shaped kinda like a pencil. "Ok Duo, I want you to take this... un morceau de craie, and make sure it doesn't break..."
"Why?" Duo asked confused.
"This chalk represents life and everything... It is a projection, you could say, of chalk... the chalkness, I guess you could call it..."
"Chalkness?"
"Yes, Chalkness... protect the chalk cause it represents everything to you... your life... and others, got it?"
Duo smiled at him and nodded, "Hai Hee-chan! C'est étrange, mais j'ai la idée."
"Good... now let me work... and later, if the chalk is unharmed, we'll see what else we can do to keep you from being bored..."
He smiled as Duo bounded off to... where ever... then turned back to his computer, chuckling.
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"Let me get this straight... the chalk is just a protection of the chalkness of the object? And it represents all that is and will be...?" Quatre asked the bouncing boy skeptically.
Duo nodded, still bouncing. "Yep, that's what Hee told me!"
"Duo, did you ever think that maybe he did that just to get you to leave him alone?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't really matter... this is a fun game... I haven't played pretend since I was like 3 or something..." Duo smiled gleefully at the blond.
"Whatever..."
At this moment Trowa walked in with a smirk on his face.
"What's up koi?" Quatre asked him.
"Nothing..." (AN: He's just read Tabs' "Coup de Foudre et Conséquences"... for you Nee-chan... a direct quote soon to come...)
Trowa started to fix himself a salad... by pre-heating the stove.
"Anou... Trowa, maybe you should leave the cooking to Duo... or someone else..."
"I only burned the water the one time..." Trowa said smirking at his lover.[1]
"Once is once enough..." Duo said, bouncing up to turn off the stove and chop the lettuce.
Soon Duo had completely forgotten about the Chalk and was enjoying cooking a hearty meal for the G-boyz. "Dum-di dum..." he hummed as he worked.
Heero walked in after smelling food cooking (and not being burnt) to find the boy blissfully making an omelette. "Hn..."
At the sound of his lover's voice, Duo turned around and smiled, holding up the piece of chalk. "CHALKNESS!!!! It is unharmed!"
Heero smiled at the boy... "Baka..."
"Yeah, so?"
"Hn..."
Meanwhile, Trowa and Quatre were off in the corner making sap...
"Trowa..." *bats lashes*
"........." *stares*
"Trowa..." *eyes quiver*
".............." *stares*
And so on... (AN: Yelch I'm gonna be sick...)
While this was taking place Wufei peeked into the kitchen. He was greeted with the sight of the sickeningly sweet display of Trowa and Quatre and the obscene sight of Heero and Duo going at it like minks while Duo held a piece of Chalk. This scene produced a spurt of blood and a scream of "WORSE THAN ONNAS!!!!" as he fled to the nearest bathroom.
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END
[1] There ya go, Andrea-chan! There is the special phrase that I swear by all that anyone ever held holy you said a month or more before Tabs wrote the exact line into a fic! Credit to both! Find Tabs' fic at GW Addiction, along with all of mine! Ja ne~!