Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ bloopers ❯ Let it begin ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss kreuz… I wish I did… (Fantasizing) he he…

Note: These don't go in any specific order…

Bloopers

Scene: When Michiru is saying goodbye to Masato

Car: (Falls on Masato)

Masato: AHHHHHHHH! I'M BURNING! IT HURTS! I WANT MOMMY!

Director: CUT! SOMEBODY BRING A BUCKET OF WATER!

Scene: Human Chess, Where Hikage and Aya are fighting

Hikage: (Pushes button)

Floor starts to fall

Aya: (Wire comes out of watch, wire misses poll) SHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Director: CUT! MEDIC!

Scene: Same scene

Hikage: (Pushes button)

Floor starts to fall

Aya: (Tries to get the wire out from the watch, but the wire is stuck) IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII QQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT!

Hikage: Baka…

Director: (Sighs) cut…

Scene: Youji is at the big prostitution corporation, walking by the pool

Youji: (Listening to music, slips, wearing nothing underneath)

Everyone: (Sees his… yeah) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M BLINDED!

Director: MAN! COVER UP!

Youji: Sorry!

Scene: Where Masafumi turns to a monster

Aya: Omi, Ken, Youji let's kick some ass! (Pushes play on radio, baby got back is playing)

Weiss: (Shaking Butt towards Masafumi) I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny….

Masafumi/monster: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Director: (Traumatized) … … cut…

Scene: Where Ken and Yoriko like hug on the stairway…

Ken and Yuriko: (slow motion, Running Towards each other)

Ken: (Falls) OWWWW!

Yuriko: Man! Loser! (Puts an L on kens forehead) Aya is the man for me! See ya!

Director: Cut!

Ken: (Sobbing)

Scene: Where Omi get beat up by Hirofumi

Hirofumi: (Hitting Omi With the stick thingy)

Omi: OOOOOOH! Omi like! He he (grins)

Hirofumi: (Backs away)

Director: CUT! Omi, do that on your own time!

Omi: okay…

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Scene: Just before Aya-chan Gets hit by the car

Car: (Speeding)

Aya: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO! AYA-CHAN!

Aya-chan: OHH! BUNNY! (Follows bunny)

Car: (Hits a tree)

Driver and Reiji: (Passed out, bleeding severely)

Director: CUT!

-Owari-

I hope you liked it; maybe I'll do more… who knows? Please review! Arigatou!