Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Commercials ❯ Comm-1 ( Chapter 1 )
Uh... yes well, this chapter is all about Weiß auditioning for commercials commonly showing at the time of authoring. And they're.... fucked up....
Anime/Manga: Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / | Type: Alternate Universe | Uploaded On: 07.16.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 373 | Visits: 608 | Status: Completed
Jingles
A/n: Have you ever watched a commercial, and just DEFINETLY thought of a Weiß character? I did, and I'M FINALLY WRITING IT DOWN. I've had this idea for about- 2 MONTHS I'd say! And I'm just NOW writing it down! -_- Interesting, huh? It's Tuesday, a morning, and I haven't had caffeine yet, don't blame me for rambling. Have FUN!!!!
Tony:
Yoji: Hey Tony! *smirks* I like the things you do~o! *licks lips* Hey Tony! If I could I would SCREW YOU!!! *grins* The one and only tiger, with the- one and only TASTE! You know the best ways to make the best things in life- *purring* grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*ends purring*EAT!!!!!!!!!
O.o Ain't it great?
Creppy.... beer... (y'know the "should I stay or should I go now?" beer commercials? This is the one where they're in the bar ^ ^)
Omi: T-T Ouka came to a club with me. *sighs* I think I'm gonna go now. *stands*
Guy: Bye! Don't trip on your skirt on the way out!!!!
Omi: *mutters something incoherent about darts and dark alleys* Bye. *walks oiut, and in Taxi* hmmmmm... (music comers on) OUKA!?!?!? OUKA?!?!!?!!!!! *presses face against the glass* NO!!!!!!!!! *drives away* *sobbing* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Omi angst! Yeah. remember- no caffeine yet.... *sweatdrop*
Osterman Jewelers.
Aya: -_- Let the world know how you feel. Go straight to the hea~art. *sees Takatori* SHI-NE, REIJI TA-KA-TO-RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs him through the heart with his katana he'd pulled out of somewhere.... O.o*
Director: AYAAAAA!!!!
Aya: *innocent* What? It said go straight to the heart. I did! ^ ^
I LO~OVE THIS ONE!!!!!! ^ ^ He's actually being a smart-alleck. *giggles insanely*
Pepsi:
Ken: Pepsi! For those who think you- *sees a soccerball and kicks it right into Spearsy's face* Pepsi! For those who think young!!! *wink, and v for victory*
You can't tell me you've never thought of breaking one of those pepsi bottles over her head? We could make the commercial a BAR FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^O^ YAY!!!!
blah. That's all I've got- I'm getting almost bored with this.... maybe I'll do X/1999 characters next. Can you just IMAGINE Kamui on a Gap commercial....? Hn. Maybe I will do that.............