Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Confessions ❯ Farfarello ( Chapter 3 )

Good mornin' kitty-cat, has he gone?

Sorry, didna mean t'frighten you. Not this time anyway. D'ya have a moment?

Good, I hate waitin'. How was your vacation?

Really?

Tha's good. She was a sweet li'l girl.

O'course I saw her, we've been watchin' you four for a while now.

Perceptive cat, no, `m not here t'talk `bout your lady. Tis Yohji, Balinese, Sin…the fallen angel with the pretty wire. He's a lovely thing, eyes shadowed, blood so sweet. God surely weeps at his existence. He should be singin' with the choirs and instead he's down here, killin' and drinkin'..smokin' and sleepin' with men and women both. He is flawed and flawless, a demon with the face of an angel, and I want him.

Yes, I know. This is Kudou Yohji. The man who is even more fickle than Schuldig. But our redheaded devil told me tha' your playboy's been dreamin' a me lately. His nocturnal diversions have increased as he tries to exorcise me from his mind. Just think, if he sullies his soul further at the mere thought of me, how agonized will be the cries of God if I claim him for my own?

Calm down. I would never harm him.

God would not be pained by his tears or by his blood, he revels in the suffering of my kitty. I will cherish him, will give him pleasure. I want to hear him laugh, want to see him smile, want to make him cry out in ecstasy.

So tell me, how do I get to him? How do I catch him unawares? How do I take that lovely shining wire and keep my kitty helpless? How do I make him listen?

No, I didna really expect ya to answer. You'll not betray your teammate. Even if we aren't exactly enemies any longer. I'll just come in his window while he sleeps.

Tis the screenless one, correct?

It should be fun. I know the rest of your group hasna realized we're even alive any longer, much less back here watchin' you.

Though Schu is getting' impatient. If the golden child goes missin' sometime in the next coupla weeks don't worry.

He'll be fine.

Mastermind wants that sweet one willing, just as I want Balinese. Soon, soon we will all make our moves, soon you'll no longer be burdened with the secret of our discussions. Until that time comes just enjoy the company of your lady and don't think on it. Now, I have plans to make.

Fare thee well little cat. Will be seein' ya.

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Notes: Okay..that is a whole lot of slang. But it's the closest I can come to the relaxed accent that Farfie speaks with in my head. And personally, I don't think he's insane the way most people do. Oh sure, the man is a raving lunatic. But he's still perfectly capable of rational thought. Also, I know he never says anything about hurting God in the anime, but I am rather fond of fanfacts, and it makes things more interesting. As always, reviews are welcome. Comments or criticism. Just let me know what you think.