Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Darn those flower shop fangirls! ❯ Darn those flower shop fangirls! ( One-Shot )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Darn those flower shop fangirls!

*Omi lightly licked his lips and leaned over the sleeping body next to him. He kissed the soft, delicate lips and softly brushed his fingertips across its owner's bare chest. Omi's kissing intensified until Yohji woke up.

"Ah. Surprise kissing. Where did you learn that?" Murmured the sleepy Yohji in a pleased tone.
"I just felt like doing that. I didn't know it had a name." Replied Omi.
"Do you feel like doing something else?" Asked Yohji slyly.
"Yeah." Said Omi. "Do you have any more fruit and whipped cream left over or did we eat it all last night?"*

"Holy shit!" yelled Omi.

The genki boy quickly exited off the summery of a fan fiction. He had found a web page a few moments earlier, just looking around the Internet for fun. He had typed his own name in a search engine and clicked the first site he saw. It was titled "Bishonen Florists: Fan fictions" and of course, Omi was curious and intrigued, until he saw the summery. His amusement and slightly lustful curiosity had quickly turned to horror and disgust when he found out that the author was fantasizing about Yohji and himself kissing and implied that they had been doing something the night before. Another window was up that he didn't close down. It was the same site and displayed summaries for multiple Ken x Omi pairings, a Ran x Omi pairing, several Yohji x Ran pairings, a Ran x Ken pairing, and a Ken x Yohji pairing or two.

"Something wrong, Omi?" Yelled Ken from up stairs.
"No!" Omi replied in a panic.
"Are you busy?" asked Ken.
"Not any more." Stated the shaken Omi.
"Well then. Let's get busy, Omi." Said Yohji from upstairs.

Omi looked up the spiral staircase in horror at Yohji's startling and ironic choice of words. Omi remained with his butt firmly planted on the office chair at the computer desk in the mission room.

"Omi? Come on. What's taking you so long? You should be quicker than this." Asked Ran.
"I'm coming, Ran-kun." Said Omi before he slapped his hands over his mouth.
//"I have to be more careful what words I choose." Thought Omi to himself.//

The youngest member of Weiß walked up the stairs, wondering what would happen next. Ken was carrying around potted plants and Yohji was watering flowers.

"Why do I always see you carrying around cacti?" asked Yohji.
"I'm not sure. I like them a lot. They're simple and they rarely wilt. They love the heat. And they can grow really big." replied Ken.

He pulled a folded magazine from his back pocket and showed a picture of a large desert cactus to Yohji. Omi was at a convenient angle and distance where he couldn't see this.

"Ah yes. It's very big indeed." said Yohji agreeingly.
"And it has soft, smooth, firm skin." Added Ken as he showed Yohji a real cactus that was again out of Omi's line of vision. "Here, see?"
"How do I...?" started Yohji.
"Put your finger right there." said Ken.
"Here? Whoa! Watch it! You almost poked my eye out!" yelled Yohji.

Omi ran out of the room.

"What's the matter with him?" asked Ran.
"I haven't a clue." Said Yohji.
"Hey Omi! What's eating you?" asked Ken.

Omi eeped and ran to his apartment, locking the door behind him.

"Darn those flower shop fangirls!" yelled Omi.


Ende!

I dedicate this to Lizzy-chan. You adrorable little chibi! XD
Your sweet, beautiful lemon inspired me to poke fun at all Weiß Kreuz lemons.
This story is just a baby step to writing real lemons. I'm too use to writing humor. XP