Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Deleated Scenes ❯ Breakfast With Weiss ( Chapter 1 )

Breakfast With Weiss

(alternate title, "Aya's sister complex goes too far")
Author: Hana-chan (At Mediaminer.org I'm Lady Dark Chii, Hana-chan was taken)
Genre: Humor
Rating:PG
Warnings: Silliness, OOC-ness

Summary: The first in a series of mini "Weiss Deleted Scene" fics that I'm planning on putting out, These are basically scene's I think would add great comic relief to the Weiss Kreuz series. This first one is about something that could happen on a typical morning at the breakfast table

It is a sunny, seemingly normal morning, all the members of Weiss, save Aya are seated around a table with typical breakfast realted items, such as cereal and waffle boxes as well as milk and orange juice in appropriate sized glasses for each type of liquid. All three of them are eating activly, and there is a little conversation.

Ken: Hey wait a sec, where's Aya?

Omi: Don't know, he's usually up before the rest of us.

Ken: Yeah, you're right,... (looks over and realizes that it's seven in the morning, and Youji is awake and behaving basically in the manner of a normal human being) Wha? YOU'RE awake!?
Omi, quick, check the house for electronic bugging then let's get out of here, they've replaced our team-mates with badly chosen spies!!!

Youji: Haha, and you know, if it wasn't for the fact that every one of you insists on having abnormally loud alarm clocks that go off at just the wrong intervals, you would never see me before noon, at the earliest. Most days I wouldn't show my face until 3 or 4 p.m.

Omi: Well, Youji's a strange enough person that him waking up early can happen, just about as often as yellow pigs with purple triangles on them fly out of hell searching for a warm place to escape the freeze-over, but it can still happen.

Ken: (Butting in) Yeah, it'll start happening regularly the day Aya crossdresses!!!

All three young men enjoy a heartly laugh over the prospect of their leader adorned in women's clothing, but their mirth was cut short by a cold, flat, artifically falsetto voice

Mysterious Voice: You know it's not nice to talk about someone when they're not around!

All of them turn around to view the source of the voice. Their jaws dropped in shock as they took in Aya with his hair forced in to two stubby braided pigtails, with most of it just falling out around his face. Speaking of faces, his is heavily made up, complete with shadow, eyeliner, blush and deep red lip gloss. He is wearing a tight red v-neck sweater and a denim mini-skirt and, obviously, falsies.

Youji: Damnit Ken!!! You jinxed me!!!

Well, What did you think? should I continue the series? Please review and tell me :::Makes big sad chibi-like puppy eyes:::