Assumptions

(Alternate Title: Omi Learns The Facts of Life)

Genre: Humor
Rating: PG (This part definitely earns the PG rating ^__^)
Warnings: OOC-ness, Silliness

Summary: Despite the Alternate Title, this one is pretty much Ken and Youji-centric. Omi hears some interesting things coming from Ken's room (No sadly this is not Yaoi)

Note If any of you out there have ideas for scenes, I would love to hear them, it's not that I'm running out of ideas, it's just that I want to know what you want to see come to life. To Submit an idea either put it in a review or e-mail me with it privately. All 'borrowed' ideas will be credited to the submitter. Not all ideas will be used, but I will try to incorporate as many as possible. Please to send in 1 to 2 sentence ideas for me if you have them, I would love it!

Omi is walking innocently along the hall in the Weiss community apartment, but he pauses by Ken's door when he hears strange noises coming from within the room. Confused and curious, he sneaks over and presses his ear to the door.

Youji: Damnit Ken, push harder!!

Ken: I'm pushing as hard as I can! Just be patient!

At this Omi's eyes grow large and chibi-like, but he stays by the door (HC:the little hentai that he is)

Ken: This isn't working, you need to push too.

Youji: Oh, now you're blaming it all on me! You just need to push harder.

Ken: Let's not argue while we do this, it makes things alot more difficult.

A few minutes of silence pass and Omi, while still frozen in his place by the door, is visibly calmer.

The the arguing starts again.

Youji: ITAI!!! Damnit Ken, That hurts!!!

Ken: You're the one who wanted me to push harder!

Youji: Well not like that!

Ken: Fine, if you don't like my way of doing things then just leave and I'll get Aya in here to help me finish this.

Youji: Oh, like Aya would do a better job? You'd be better off doing it alone than trying to get Aya to do it right!

By this point Omi is so deeply traumatized by what he believes his team-mates to be doing that he is curled up in the fetal position on the floor when Aya walks by.

Aya: What's wrong?

Omi:(whimpering)Youji...Ken...in there...doing...bad

Aya; What's going on in there?

Ken: Hey! Aya, could you come in here and help me with something?

Youji: Don't ask him! He can't do any better than I can!

Ken:(To Youji) Shut Up! (to Aya) I need your help, we've been trying for about an hour to get my window closed, it's freezing in here!!!

Bonus Mini-scene

Ken and Aya are in Ken's bedroom. Aya is wearing white platform soled knee-boots, and impossibly short pink vinyl skirt and a white cropped tank top that shows his whole stomach and has baby written on it in pink rhinestones.
Ken is decked out in strappy black stiletto heels and a black tube dress. Aya's hair is in two high pigtails, and Ken's has basically just been flattened down around his face. British Pop music is playing in the background.

Ken: (in VERY bad fake British accent) Do I really have to sing along darling?

Aya: (In an even worse accent than Ken) Of coarse dear, it really wouldn't be any fun if you didn't now would it?

Ken: If you insist.

Aya & Ken: If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends, make it last forever friendship never ends,...

Extra Bonus Mini-Scene

On a TV commercial

Music: Fighting evil by moonlight!
We see Aya and the other Weiss boys in sailor fuku pointing their jewel topped wands at Schwarz
Music: Winning love by daylight!
We see shots of Aya dancing with each of the other members of Weiss
Music: Some times running when he gets too scared.
Shot of Weiss boys (in fuku) running from an exploding building.
Music: He is the one named Sailor Abyssinian.
Shot of Aya in Sailor Moon outfit, looking perky

Voice over: Will Aya and his gang once again foil Schwarz's plans of world domination?
Find out Tonight at 6:30 on Bishonen Assassin Sailor Abyssinian!

Ok, well How was this part? psycho and evil? What about the Spice Girls? Where they really a conspiracy for the British governmnet? Explain your answer in 2-3 paragraphs, using complete sentances.