Aya Makes a Big Life Decision

(Alternate title: Youji Gets NO Play)

Genre: Humor
Rating: PG (Please note that this chapter contains the use of the word "bitch")
Warnings: OOC-ness, Silliness

Summary: Aya has an uhmm, how do I put it?... Life revolution?

Aya walks in to Aya-chan' s hospital room and does the standard giving of flowers and checking of the earring, but when he opens her hand he finds that the earring is gone (Little does he know, my constantly wired shoulder daemon Chibi Chibi stole it)

Aya: N000000 AYA-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL AVENGE YOUR JEWELRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aya then runs and leaps out the window of the Magic Bus hospital, landing hard of his butt on the ground. He sits there swearing and yelling for a few minutes until Youji walks by

Youji: Aya! What's wrong?

Aya: (irately) I BROKE MY DAMN ASS THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!!!

Youji: You... broke your ass!? But, but that means no... YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Any and all strangeness in this part is the sole fault of Chibi Chibi who forced me to write this fic while at her house and we were listening to the Rurouni Kenshin "Best Theme Collection" so I guess a bit of the strangeness is the fault of the song Sobakasu (Freckles) which is to the point of annoyingly perky. Review or I will sic Chibi Chibi on you (despite her diminutive name, she can by quite vicious) or even better I will sic my hentai perverted Fushigi Yuugi wallscroll on you so that every morning as you get out of bed you will stared at by Nakago, Chichiri, Chiriko, Tasuki AND Nuriko (though not necessarily in that order) and every time you dress you will be stared at by the same, save Nuriko (Oh come on, unless you're a guy like he wants to see you naked) and when you try to turn away from them Kenshin will stare at you from the semi-evil Samurai X wallscroll. Basic message and point of this being? Review!!!