Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Farfie's Apprentices ❯ Farfie's Apprentices ( Chapter 1 )

Once upon a time, there were two girls who saw the anime series Weiß Kreuz. They absolutely loved Schwartz, but their favorite was Farfarello. They though he was just the coolest and wanted to be just like him, and wanted to meet him.

One day they got their wish and were magically transported to the world of Weiß, right in front of Farfarello who was licking a knife and trying to think of a way to hurt God.

"Farfarello!" The girls said. "You're our favorite of the Schwartz! Please, please, ple-----ase can we help you hurt God?" they begged.

Farfarello was thoughtful for a minute. Then he took the knife out of his mouth and smiled at the girls. "Of course. Now hold still!" and with that he slit the girls throats one by one, after giving them many bloody cuts that caused them to scream a lot before their demise. But before they died they learned something: never choose the way of a cartoon over the Holy King.