Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Iron Chef...Weiss kreuz style!!!! ❯ Iron Schwarz ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss Kreuz… I'm a poor Homeless Person, so don't sue me…

Iron Chef… Schwarz style

Fluffybunnies: Hi! Welcome to Iron Chef… Schwarz Style! Here hosting with me are Kelly and Erica, Aya is the food tester because he tried to kill me last time…

Aya: (Mutters) I Will not kill Fluffybunnies… I will not kill Fluffybunnies…

Kelly: Alright… today's ingredient is…Kangaroo…

Aya: What is this? Australian week?

Fluffybunnies: Yep!

Aya: (Writes Fluffybunnies on the Shi-ne after show list) …

Fluffybunnies: Are you guys ready?

Schwarz: …

Erica: Let's begin!

:: Later at Farfarello's station::

Farfie: … (Takes Betsy out) ^_^

Note: Betsy is Farfie's knife…

Farfie: ( Starts to poke meat and after a while he begins to stab it) He he… this hurts God! :D

Kelly: Riiight….

Erica: He needs help….

Fluffybunnies: ^_^;

:: Nagi's Station::

Nagi: (Working busily) (All the sudden gets hit by a piece of meat) What the Hell?

Schu: (Looks around, whistling) ( Gets hit by a pound of meat) Hey! That's not fair! BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDD! NAGI HIT ME WITH KANGAROO MEAT!

Brad: I don't care…

Schu: BUT BBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDD!

Fluffybunnies: He said he didn't care!

Schu: Fine… ( Mumbles) Brat! I'll get him back…

:: Brad's Station::

Brad: (Pounding meat) SOFTEN UP!! THAT'S IT! (Takes his Pete)

Note: Pete is Brad's gun…

Brad: TAKE THAT! (Fires Pete at meat) Ha ha! ( Meat flies everywhere)

Weiss: (In the audience gets smacked by raining meat)

Youji: Watch it! (has meat all over him)

Fluffybunnies: Um Youji You Have meat all over yourself again…

Youji: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Rolling on floor) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! IT TOOK ME 10 HOURS TO LOOK THIS GOOD!!!!!!!!!! (Gets up) ( Hyperventilating) It's okay face…it's okay Papa will make it better (Laughs Psychotically) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Erica: He needs help…

::Schu-Schu's Station::

Schu: Come on! Damn it! You ^&$^$#**(*&*^&*

Announcer: Iron Chef… Schwarz Style is being censored for the moment due to coarse language….

:: 10 minutes later::

Announcer: Now back to the show!

Schu: (Beep) Piece of meat… (panting)

Omi: (Traumatized) My God…

Farfie: Don't say God's name nicely! That doesn't hurt god (About to throw knife at Omi)

Fluffybunnies: STOP FARFIE! DON'T TURN TO THE DARK SIDE!

Brad: He's already on the dark side…(sighs) baka…

Fluffybunnies: oh yeah…hee hee…D STOP! DON'T TURN TO THE DARKER SIDE!

Kelly: (Screams) AHHHHHHHHHH!

Erica: (sighs) they need serious help…

Fluffybunnies: We'll be back after these messages…

:: Commercial Break::

Weiss: (Comes out, in boy band type outfit) Hi, and we're Flower Boyz! (poses)

Omi: Buy our album, Pretty Fly For Flower Boyz, now!

Ken: Listen to some of our hits…

Weiss: (On stage)

Aya: …

Fluffybunnies: SING!

Aya: NO!

Fluffybunnies: SING OR ELSE I'LL MAKE YOU WEAR BRITNEY SPEAR'S CLOTHES AND MAKE YOU SING AND DANCE TO I'M A SLAVE FOR U IN FRONT OF THE FLOWER SHOP! (Panting)

Aya: … Fine… Girl… you know that I want you! Your love is all I need to keep me warm!

Youji: And I want to….

Announcer: This commercial is being censored due to explicit content…

:: 1 minute later::

Announcer: Back to the commercial…

Youji: Uh uh uh! (Does pelvic thrusts)

Ken: So Please buy our album!

Aya: (mutters) I hate you Fluffybunnies… Peace Out yo! (Poses)

:: End of Commercial Break::

Fluffybunnies: Welcome back to the show! (In background the kitchen is on fire and fire fighters are trying to put the fire out and Schu-Schu is chasing Nagi, who is Telepathically Throwing stuff at Schu-Schu)

Schu: COME BACK HERE!…. (Gets hit by a pan) OWWWWWW! YOU LITTLE BRAT!

Erica: Stop it now Guys…

Schwarz: (Not paying Attention)

Kelly: HEY! STOP IT NOW!!!!

Schwarz: (Immediately stops) Huh?

Erica: They need help….

Fluffybunnies: Anyways… First to present his Dish… is Farfie! What did you make?

Farfie: I made Kangaroo Bread because it hurts God…( Kangaroo bread is full of holes)

Aya: (Tries some) … (Spits it out) What's in there?

Farfie: gasoline, I put it in there because it would hurt God!

Aya:…

Fluffybunnies:… Riiight…. NEXT!

Nagi: Hi!

Sariya: So What did you make?

Nagi: Well I made Kangaroo Kabob… (Looks tasty)

Aya: (Tries some) (Spits out a piece of paper ) What the hell?

Nagi: Let me see that… (Reads it out loud)

Dear Nagi,

Guess what I put in it…

Crack!

Sincerely,

Schu-Schu; D

Nagi: YOU BASTARD!

Fluffybunnies: Anyways…next is Brad…

Brad: …

Fluffybunnies: What did you make?

Brad: well I made Fried Kangaroo (Fried Kangaroo has Bullet holes all over it)

Aya: (Tries some)…Mmm not bad (turns green) … Gun… powder…

Fluffybunnies: okay… ^^; Last is Schu-Schu! What did you make?

Schu: Well, I made Kangaroo brownies…

Aya: (reluctantly tries some) …. Hey not bad… Mmmm (Drugs from before kick in) I see pretty pink ponies! Hee hee! I'm a little school girl (Skipping around, finally Passes out)

Erica: CALL THE AMBULANCE!

Ambulance: ( goes through the set)

Ambulance people: (Puts Aya in Ambulance)

Sariya :Thank You For Watching

Kelly: Join us Next time

-Owari-

Did you like it? In the next chapter we are going to see Iron Chef …Takatori Style (A review from Makoto Kudou gave me the Idea, Thank you!) Arigatou!