Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Schu the Magic Telepath ❯ Schu the Magic Telepath ( Chapter 1 )

Ok I'm psycho but I'm not psycho enough to say that I own Weiß Kreuz. Nor do I own the tune to which you can sing this odd song to. That's own by Peter Paul and Mary

Notes: I have nothing to note except that I need to stop listening to this song.

Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany

Little Yohji Kudoh

Loved that rascal Schu

And brought him whips and fuzzy handcuffs

And other fancy stuff

Oh Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany

Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany

Together they would travel

On a cloud with pillows

And Yohji kept a look out

Perched on Schuldich's gigantic head

Nobel Oracles and assassins

Would bow whene'er they came

Farfie would lower his flags,

When Schu roared out his name.

Oh Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany

Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany.

A telepath lives forever

But not so little whores

Painted Dildo's and cock rings

Make way for other toys

One gray day it happened

Yohji Kudoh came no more

And Schu the might telepath

Ceased his fearless roar

His head was bent in sorrow

Green jacket fell to the floor

Schu no longer went to play

All those sexual games

Without his lifelong friend

Schu could not get laid

So Schu that mighty telepath

Sadly slipped into to his cave

Oh Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany

Schu the magic telepath

Lived by the sea

And frolicked in a mindless bliss

In a land called Germany

Author's Notes: Erm… no comment…

Schu: … No comment either…

Review if you want I just wanted to write this