Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Schuldig Hurts God Too ❯ Schuldig ( One-Shot )

Schuldig Hurts God Too

By Chibi

Warnings: YAOI! LEMON! NAUGHTY! PWP! O_o;; read at your own risk.

Pairings: ShculdigxFarfarello

Disclaimer: I don't Own Weiss. If I did, it would prolly be hentai. XD

Please r&r! (Otherwise I'll send Farfie after ya!) O_o; Remember, CHIBI LUVS YA! ^^

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Schuldig idly paced around his room, looking for something to do. He was bored. And a bored Schuldig is not a good thing. He paused to look in his mirror. He smirked to himself.

"Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the sexiest of them all?" he said to the mirror, slight amusement in his voice.

"Why, you are Schuldig!" he answered for the mirror in a deeper tone. He laughed and winked at himself in the mirror. He turned on heel and headed out his room. Bumping straight into Crawford.

Crawford grunted and adjusted his glasses, which had slid down his nose in the process. He cleared his throat. "I suggest you watch where your going, Schuldig."

Schuldig smirked. "Awww did I hurt widdle Braddy-kins?" Schuldig replied with a mock concern in his voice. "You want me to kiss it and make it better?"

Crawford snorted and headed down the hallway, hearing Schuldig's laugh all the way down.

Schuldig watched his leader walk down the hallway. Well, that was one failed attempt to get laid. He stood there for a moment, one hand on his hip and the other stroking his chin. He hadn't had a good lay in a while, and he was getting frustrated. He thought for a moment.

Well Brad was out. He'd never try Nagi, he's too young. And the members of Weiss were out of the question. An all too familiar smirk appeared on his face.

He might get some tonight after all.

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Schuldig smirked to himself as he strutted down the hall towards a certain crazy Irishman's cell. He reached the door and stared in to the said mans room between the cell bars.

Farfarello was sitting in the middle of his cell room floor, chewing on the edges of his straight jacket idly. Schuldig licked his lips and chuckled. This was going to be fun.

/Hey there crazy man./ Schuldig said in tought speech to the silver haired man in the cell. Farfarello looked up to see the German red head staring at him between the bars on his cell door.

"What do you want?" Farfarello snapped, his eye narrowing.

Schuldig let out a deep chuckle. "Ne, Farfarello. You wanna hurt God?"

Farfarello's ears perked up at the mention of hurting the Great Liar. "What do you have in mind?" he said curiously.

Schuldig smiled and opened the lock to Farfarello's cell. Farfarello followed his movements with his one eye. Schuldig closed the door behind him and walked over to the man sitting on the floor. He kneeled down and looked at Farfarello at eye level.

"You kill to hurt god, right? Well, I can think of another way to hurt him, Farfarello." Schuldig said, his voice dripping with seductive undertones.

Farfarello stared back intensely with his good eye. "Oh? How's that?"

Schuldig leaned closer to Farfarello and leaned into his ear, making sure that his hot breath brushed over the mans ear softly as he spoke. "Sex." He said simply.

Farfarello smirked. "Oh really? I haven't tried that one yet." Farfarello decided to play along; he didn't care what he did as long as he could hurt God.

Schuldig smiled to himself and whispered in the crazy mans ear again. "You want to try it? We can make god weep." He leaned in a bit and bit Farfarello ear. He tasted blood in his mouth. He licked the blood into his mouth, sucking on the ear to draw more out.

Farfarello felt himself harden at Schuldig's ministrations. "Sure why not? Rape me Schuldig. Fuck my brains out." He said with a chuckle to himself "Lets hurt God."

Bingo. Schuldig knew he won. He pulled the lock off of Farfarello's straight jacket. He turned to face Farfarello. "Alright then." He captured Farfarello's lips in his own. He bit Farfarello's lip hard, knowing that this would please the Irish assassin. He drank the blood that dripped into his own mouth. He slid his hands up Farfarello's shirt as he slid his tongue roughly into Farfarello's mouth. He felt around for one of the pink nubs of Farfarello's nipples. When he found one, he pinched it fiercely.

Farfarello threw his head back and let out a soft moan. Schuldig took the chance and began to bite furiously at his neck and collarbone. Farfarello stared at the ceiling. "Are you watching god?" he said. He growled at Schuldig. "Rape me Schuldig!" he yelled, wanting God to feel pain as soon as possible, and wanting to relieve his aching erection at the same time.

"As you wish." Schuldig ripped off Farfarello's straight jacket, taking Farfarello's shirt with it, and threw him to the ground. Farfarello's head hit hard on the ground, but he didn't feel it of course. Schuldig removed his own shirt quickly, and then leaned down and bit one of Farfarello's nipples hard- blood dripped in his mouth again. Schuldig happily licked it up.

Farfarello growled again, keeping his hands firmly planted to his sides. It felt so good to him, he wanted more. Schuldig pulled, or rather ripped Farfarello's pants off. He stared at Farfarello's quivering cock, just asking for more. Schuldig licked his lips and scratched his fingernails along Farfarello's thighs, knowing that Farfarello wanted it rough. Farfarello pulled in a sharp breath, not from the pain but from the pleasurable sensations it shot up and down his body. Schuldig brought his fingernails to Farfarello's manhood, scratching it up and down its length. Farfarello let out a moan, causing Schuldig's own hardened erection to harden further. It was almost painful.

"Schuldig…Goddamnit…rape me…" Farfarello managed to say as Schuldig licked at his tip playfully. Farfarello growled and thrust his hips forward a little. Schuldig smiled to himself. This should prove interesting.

Instead of speaking his reply, Schuldig pulled off his pants. He looked down at Farfarello for a moment. Farfarello lay there, painfully erect and clawing at nothing on the floor.

"Schuldig!" Farfarello screamed at him. Schuldig chuckled; he hadn't known that Farfarello could be so demanding. He liked it.

Schuldig started to reach for his pants pocket, which contained a tube of lubrication, but Farfarello stopped him.

"Wait," Farfarello said. "Don't use that. Fuck me now. Without it. RAPE ME." He demanded, his one golden eye staring at Schuldig intensely. Schuldig smirked and decided to comply.

He bent down in front of Farfarello and pulled his knees apart. Farfarello moaned in anticipation. Schuldig brushed the tip of his cock lightly at Farfarello's opening, teasing them both. But even Schuldig couldn't stand it much longer. His sheer lust and desire took over, and he forced into Farfarello, without warning or preparation. Schuldig nearly screamed. The way his cock brushed up against the sides of Farfarello's canal drove him insane with desire.

"Farfie…nn…you're so tight…so good…" he moaned as he pulled out of him slowly. Farfarello moaned in reply. He trusted into Farfarello quickly. Farfarello moaned louder.

"Harder!" Farfarello yelled, "Rape me!"

Farfarello's yelling and moaning on egged the red head on. He pulled out again, slightly faster this time, and shoved himself back in, harder as Farfarello demanded. Schuldig moaned and repeated, increasing his pace with every thrust, their only lubrication being Farfarello's blood, which was now seeping through his thighs and onto the floor.

Schuldig leaned forward and bit on Farfarello's lip once more. His thrusts only quickened as he felt himself becoming closer and closer to climax. Schuldig bit Farfarello's bottom lip again, once again drinking the blood that seeped out. At this point he grabbed a hold of Farfarello's dripping cock and began to stroke it in time with his thrusts.

Farfarello was in a utopia. Schuldig, kissing him, fucking him inside and out, it all felt so good. Soon he screamed and with a white and blinding wave of pleasure, he came.

Schuldig came soon after, with Farfarello's tightening muscles driving him over the edge. With a scream, he emptied himself inside Farfarello. He collapsed on top of the other man, panting furiously.

"Damn." Was all Schuldig was able to get out. Farfarello just nodded, blood and semen dripping out from between his thighs.

Schuldig lay there for a few moments, enjoying the heat of being inside of Farfarello. He pulled himself out, watching some of Farfarello's blood drip out as he did so. He felt a little bad for making Farfarello bleed, but he couldn't feel pain. Plus, Farfarello wanted it. So he didn't feel too guilty.

Schuldig looked down at Farfarello, who was still lying on the floor. "Do you think we hurt god today?" Schuldig asked as he dressed himself.

Farfarello smiled. "I think so."

~*~Owari~*~

Woo. o_o My first Weiss lemon. Aren't I naughty? XD!! LOL.

Pwease review! ::Gets sparkly eyed:: I'll give ya some pocky! *.*