Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Shift and Turn ❯ Chapter One ( Chapter 1 )

Author's Notes: Although I have my friends Vampgirl and Shitenshi to thank for prompting me to write a fic with Ran x Brad relationship in it, I have to give some credit to my friend Yotan for putting the icing on the cake, so to speak. Our conversations get funny, like an ice cube, then out of no where pops a fanfic idea. <_< Also, um...me and Yotan like to tease about Brad being small, so like...don't kill me when Schuldig teases Brad over the same thing. Ano...and it doesn't help that I had that little Napoleon story running through my head a couple times too. *sweatdrops* Anyways, tackle-glomps to Vampgirl, Shitenshi, and Yotan! *glomp-glomp-glomp!* Love ya's! ^_^

Disclaimer: These bishounen do not belong to me. *sobs* They belong to Takehito Koyasu *swoons* and Project Weiss and whoever owns them that I didn't list here. Speaking of which, I'm sure someone has written something similar to this, like someone hasn't conceived this idea. I don't plagiarize fics. I didn't copy this from someone else's work, so if it looks similar, don't email me with a 'You %#^%$&%*-ing copycat' message or something. Besides, I've never seen a Ran-Brad-Youji love triangle. Have you? (Tell me, onegai, if you have. I wanna read it!)

Did I mention that as much as I tried to insert a plot, it's pretty much PWP? *sniffles* I tried! Honest!

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Swi tch and Turn [chapter one]

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Youji shifted in the bed, away from his current lover, "Schuldig?"

"Hm?"

"I have a confession..."

"You're not really gay?" Schuldig teased.

Youji frowned, "Well, no. Bi, actually. But that's not my confession. I like someone else. I mean, I think you're a fine-looking guy and sex is great and all--"

"You like Brad instead?"

"How did y--oh yeah..." Youji remembered that Schuldig was a telepath.

Schuldig sighed.

Youji looked at him, "You're mad, aren't you?"

"I'm not mad."

"Well don't cry about it then."

"I'm not going to cry."

"Please don't hate me!"

"I don't hate you."

"This isn't bothering you at all is it?"

"Not in the least."

"Why not?" Youji asked.

"I like someone else. I mean, I think you're a hot guy and sex is great and all--"

"You like Omi instead?"

"Ack! NO!"

"Ken?"

"Wrong!"

Youji paused, then blanched, "You like Ran?"

"Mm-hm."

There was silence for a few moments, then Youji spoke up.

"But we have a problem...the guys we like already have guys. They have each other."

"Every problem always has a solution."

"And your solution is?"

Schuldig grinned evilly, though Youji couldn't see it very well in the darkness of the bedroom.

*** *** ***

Youji watched Ran idily. Every so often, Youji would move a flower pot from one side of the room to the other to make it look like he was working. He feared Ran was catching on though.

"So...."

Amethyst eyes looked up, glancing at the older man.

"How's Brad?"

"..."

"Sex good?"

"..."

"Really?"

Ran continued the flower arrangement he was making for a customer to be delivered later, while ignoring Youji.

"What do you think of Schuldig?"

"..."

"Oh come on, he isn't all that bad. Sure, he has his strong and weak points."

"..."

"But sex is great."

"..."

"I mean, if you really want to be with someone good, you should definitely be with Schuldig."

"..."

Youji sweatdropped. This wasn't going according to plan. He briefly wondered how Schuldig was doing with his end of the plan.

*** *** ***

Schuldig wrapped his arms around Brad's shoulders, loving the way the man stiffened under his touch.

"I know you have a thing for redheads," he purred into Brad's ear.

"Schuldig, we are not having sex. We're over, remember?"

Schuldig chuckled, "Sex? Whatever gave you that idea?"

"Your hardness pressing against me..."

Whoops. Damn, he still turns me on sometimes.

The German smirked at him, "Don't you think Youji's sexy?"

Brad rolled his eyes, "You came to talk to me about your boyfriend?"

"Nah, we kinda split up."

"And you're here so you can seduce me into liking Youji?"

"Damn your precognitive powers!"

"They come in handy for when I See certain German telepaths cheating on me for some other guy who they don't even like anymore."

"And you know why?"

"Why?"

"Because, I was totally apalled by the time we got to have sex."

Brad glared at him.

"I don't know what Ran sees in you anyway. I'd think he'd rather have something bigger thrusting into him than what you've got."

"He doesn't mind at all. Besides, he's seme."

Schuldig stared at him, "You're uke?"

"So?"

"Nothing! I have nothing to say to that!" Schuldig shook his head, "Back on the subject of Youji..."

"I don't See that happening, Schuldig."

Damn! This is getting no where, Schuldig thought. Time to move onto Plan B.

*** *** ***

"You too?" Youji asked.

"Are you saying I'm a failure?" Schuldig defended.

"No..."

"You try talking to a pre-cog, and see how screwed up your plans get!"

"Ran was no luck either. He refuses to talk to me."

"I say we initiate Plan B."

"And that is...?"

"Hey, why do I have to come up with everything? Why can't you bring up any ideas?"

"Wai! Brad is soooo hot. Just picturing him in a Speedo ---I'm sorry, did you say something, Schuldig?"

Schuldig smacked him, "Hey stop that. We're supposed to be focused here and you're sending me those mental images of--" he clutched his head, as another wave of images entered his mind, "No. Not that it's bad or anything! Focus, Schuldig! How about Ran in a speedo? No, Ran wearing nothing. Yeah, Ran wearing nothing, laying under me moaning my name as he climaxes. Yeah, that sounds good. That definitely sounds good right now."

"What, sex?"

"Yeah."

Youji sighed, "Yeah, yeah, sure. But ONLY because thinking about Brad has made me horny."

Schuldig pounced on him, much to Youji's dismay.

"Ack, not here! What if Ken or Omi...or even Aya walks in?"

"Did you forget no one's here but us?" Schuldig asked, loosening the belt on Youji's jeans.

"No, but the kitchen is where they'd go as soon as they got home," Youji protested, unbuttoning Schuldig's pants.

"So then I'll convince them to go elsewhere, so we'll have this room all to ourselves."

"People eat off this table, Schuldig."

The telepath scoffed, "And you consider yourself to be kinky..." he rubbed his hardness up against Youji's, eliciting a small gasp of pleasure from the man.

"Fine, you win. Bastard," Youji fake-scowled, letting Schuldig undress him, as he did the same to the German.

Schuldig chuckled, "Ah-ah, forgetting something?"

He dug in his now-discarded pants and produced a small tube of lubricant.

"When do you not have that with you?"

"Um...never?" he quickly applied to himself, then Youji. He then positioned himself in front of Youji's entrance, "Ready?"

"Yes, you idiot."

Schuldig scowled at the comment, and thrust into him.

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Bwahaha...don't you just hate me now for ending it right there? *grins sadistically* Sorry, maybe there will be a lemon later. I dunno... Yada, yada, Schuldig and Youji have hot sex and Omi walks in, and is all "Ahhh!! My virgin eyes!!". Nah, just kidding (about both parts --Omi walking in, and Omi being a virgin). *innocently whistles* What? You don't think Omi gets some? What do you think Nagi is in the series for? To fall in love with some blue-haired brainless bimbo who talks to stuffed rabbits? Nooooooo... <_<

Ah...well, stay tuned for the next part!