Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Sweet, Sweet Seduction ❯ The Plan ( Chapter 2 )

Sigh It's been so long since I've written an anime fic, heh, I can't wait to start writing 'sweat drop' instead of drawing it.

 

AN: This fic is totally my signature. Hot and Funny so beware of lemons.....Wow, I have a signature....

 

Chapter 1: The PLAN [Foreboding, huh? ;) ]

 

Ken wanted to cry. Really, just sit down and cry, cry, cry.

 

Why did this always happen to him? Did he look like a punching bag? Was there a sign on his back that said 'kick me'?

 

Had to be.

 

That was the only way to explain it.

 

Why Youji and Omi and now Free seemed to think that Aya wasn't going to kill him if he went through with their plan.

 

And he would.

 

There was no doubt about it.

 

Aya would chop him into little itty bitty bits with his katana.

 

And then douse him in gasoline and light him on fire just for the hell of it.

 

And there would probably be a beating in there somewhere.

 

And some torture.

 

And, oh god, Aya was going to kill him!

 

Ken whimpered and then jumped when said assassins voice cut through his thoughts.

 

“Ken, watch what your doing!” Aya yelled as the water began to over flow and drown the poor plant Ken had been watering.

 

“Opps.” Ken blushed and quickly pulled the hose away, spraying the entire floor in the process.

 

Aya sighed and shook his head. It was nice to know somethings never changed, annoying, but nice.

 

Youji watched Ken and Aya out of the corner of his eye. Aya had his patented 'what-the-hell-are-you-doing-now?' expression on, a look he seemed to reserve solely for Ken, and Ken was red as a tomato, something that seemed to happen only when Aya yelled at him, or talked to him in general, but since Aya usually just yelled Youji just stuck with that.

 

He watched as Ken sighed and headed to the back room to grab a mop and immediately saw an opportunity.

 

Ken was wearing one of his usual lounge shirts that got surprisingly tight when wet and shirt + water = abs and Ken had lovely abs. (1)

 

Youji grinned and grabbed the hose from where Ken had dropped it.

 

“Hey Omi, who did inventory thi-GAHHHHHH!!!!!” Ken's cry of surprise caught the attention of everyone in the store.

 

Fan girls shrieked.

 

Omi and Free stared at Youji in disbelief.

 

Chloe, Michael, and Yuki stared at Ken in surprise.

 

Aya blinked.

 

Ken stared down at his soaked shirt in shock.

 

Youji smirked smugly...

 

...And then ran for his life when Ken lunged for him.

 

“Ack! Youji, Ken! Ken don't kill him!” Omi rushed after the two begging Ken to put down thevery sharp scissors he'd grabbed.

 

Chloe, Michael, Yuki, and Free turned to Aya who was groaning at the destruction in the flower shop.

 

“GAHHH!” The five jumped out of the way when Youji sprinted past them, ducking a flower pot that shattered against the wall where Aya's head had been seconds earlier.

 

“I'm leaving, make sure you pick everything up when their done.” Aya snapped, heading for the door and grabbing his jacket.

 

“What? Hey, don't leave us here with them!” Chloe ragged, but Aya was already gone and Ken had decided to take offence to Chloe statement.

 

Needless to say, the blond assassin found himself dodging fists, pots, and a very scary pair of scissors with, was that BLOOD on the blades?! Where the hell did THAT come from?!

 

~Several hours later~

 

Aya stared as he was confronted with several, well three, very pissed off assassins...who looked like they'd been through a shredder or the noon shift at the flower shop times 10.

 

Free looked the best, a bit shell shocked and bruised but other then that okay.

 

Yuki's hair was sticking out in odd angles and his eyes were wide, there was a smudge of dirt on his cheek and Aya couldn't tell if he was more scared or more angry.

 

Michael just looked terrified and ruffled.

 

Chloe by far looked the worst, but that was probably because he and Ken didn't get along normally. His blood hair was flying everywhere, there was a cut on his cheek and his shirt was sporting several rips that looked like they were done by scissors, out of the corner of his eye he saw one of Chloe's roses stuck in his hair.

 

Youji glanced at him from behind the other three and raised an eyebrow. “I think they're in shock.” He commented off handedly, motioning to the four.

 

Aya raised an eyebrow again. “Where's Omi?”

 

“In the living room with Ken, trying to calm him down,” Youji looked supremely innocent licking his ice cream considering he had started the whole thing.

 

Aya glared at him, but to his disappointment, if there was one person his glares didn't work on it was Youji.

 

The blond playboy just smirked and headed to the living room.

 

---In the living room---

 

Youji dropped down onto the couch, watching as Omi tried to keep Ken from killing anyone.

 

“I can't believe you did that!” Ken screeched at him, glaring at Youji from across the room.

 

“All part of the plan Kenken,” Youji grinned.

 

“What plan?! Tell me what your planning!” Ken ragged.

 

“Oh, that's right, we didn't tell you,” Youji paused. “Well, here it goes.

 

Step 1: Get Aya to notice Ken.

-Nani! By getting me wet? Hows that supposed to work?

-*Sigh* Poor, clueless Kenken.

 

Step 2: Get Aya to realize he likes Ken.-

-How are you supposed to do that?

-By having Ken seduce him.

-SEDUCE HIM!? NANI! I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SEDUCE ANYONE!

-That's where I come in Kenken.

 

Step 3: Get Aya into bed.

-NANI!?!?!

 

...diwedd...

 

AN: Youji logic, huh.

Noon Shift : When the school girls come.

 

Heh, well what do you think so far? Please review!