Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Switch ❯ Chapter 14: That's Not Aya's Finger in MY Mouth, Is It?! ( Chapter 14 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

Switch

Chapter 14: That's Not Aya's Finger in MY Mouth, Is It?!

By Carter Tachikawa

Disclaimer: Hell, it ain't mine. No matter how much I wish to claim it, I can't. Sad, isn't it?

Summary: You know the routine…blah blah blah….mission, guys knocked out….blah blah blah…Freaky Friday deal happening, everyone got switched…Aya and soccer…blah blah…Ken loves computers, hates Yohji…blah blah…Omi wants to have an orgy with a bunch of girls under 18…blah blah…Yohji couldn't be more pissed off in his life. Will they switch out? Read and see! (Wow, I turned chipper so goddamn fast!)

Pairings: my usernames in AIM and Yahoo messenger should tell you everything: Kenfujimiya and ranandkenforever? If you still don't know, it's the lovely Aya./Ran x Ken pairing…oh yeah, and slight Brad x Schu. (If you don't like Brad x Schu but love Aya x Ken, you don't have to be worried. It's not a lot of Brad x Schu. You'll live, trust me.)

Okay….I finally got through to this baby! Only a few more chapters to go. I announced my contest but I have been very lazy as to getting those scenarios up. So many things in my way: school, other stories, etc. But I'll keep you all entertained (hopefully) with the next chapter of this story. When we last left off, the boys were fighting Schwarz (what else is new?) Nagi vs. 'Omi', Farfie vs. 'Ken', Schu vs. 'Yohji', and Brad vs. 'Aya'. Schu almost died but Braddy came to his rescue, harming 'Yohji' in return. 'Aya' and 'Yohji' shared a kiss, royally screwing Schu's brain again. And now we will open after the fight…

Few keywords: 'Yohji' (Aya), 'Aya' (Ken), bed, half-naked, chocolate, whipped cream, pineapples, nuts…get my drift? But it's not an NC-17 scene so don't panic (You'll see what I mean by that).

Thanks going out to everyone again:

CherubKatan, Mids, fei, lise, kami-chan, Melanie, DivineAngel, Ryia Jen Rowen, Fuyukaze-Yuki (thanks bunches for the RanKen pic), Neptican, and Seph Lorraine. Oh and the person who emailed and never left me a name. (I hope I made sense to you).

And thanks to everyone who reviewed my one-shot, "Don't Be Afraid of Love": Mids, lise, kami-chan, Corrupt Prodigy, Seph Lorraine, schu-chan, Fuyukaze-Yuki, V-chan, Vel, Midnight Katana, Iceangel, and Porcelain Dragon.

Okay, I'm through talking. Thanks to all who wished me a happy birthday. Now let's start the fic…

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"Oooh, my head!" Schuldig moaned. The Schwarz had finished their battle against Weiß with neither side winning. Schuldig was lying on Crawford's lap, wishing that he could die. He never had a headache this bad before. Now Crawford wasn't doing anything to calm Schuldig down. He didn't even ask Schuldig lie on his lap; the German just came and plopped down on him without a word. Crawford only offered aspirin and kept the telepath from eating the entire bottle. It was the first time he'd ever been like this.

"He has a point." Nagi said. "Weiß was acting differently this time around. I was fighting Bombay and he..."

"Was acting just like Balinese." Schuldig finished off. "Am I right?"

"Well, I wouldn't *exactly* like Balinese but yes. He had an attitude and some stupidity."

"Which you found attractive, huh?" Schuldig smiled.

Nagi scoffed. "No! I had a verbal fight..."

"Ooh, a verbal fight! Seems like Nagi-wagi has a crush on Bombay!"

At times like this, Nagi wished he had a giant blender to shove Schuldig in. Then he'd turn it on and laugh as the telepath went spinning, hopefully dying in the process. Crawford would a little upset that Schuldig was gone but he'd understand why Nagi did it. Hell, Schuldig annoyed him to no end too. And Farfarello would be pleased cause shoving people in giant blenders and killing them was bound to hurt God.

But there was no giant blender in sight so Nagi had to deal Schuldig's teasing for the next few hours. "For your information, no. I do not have crush on anyone."

"Liar." Schuldig murmured, before groaning again and holding his head. Crawford pushed him down.

"Stop talking!" He snapped. "The headache is not going to go away if you're running your mouth like that."

"Can I help it, Brad? I've never been this confused in my life."

Nagi couldn't help but smirk at that.

"Weiß or not, they still were scared little kittens." Farfarello murmured, licking his favorite knife. "I look forward to fighting them again."

Schuldig looked up at Brad. "We'll fight them again, won't we? Say yes, darling."

Brad winced. Why did Schuldig have to be so mushy and childlike at a time like this? But he nodded in response. He too wanted to see Weiß again. He predicted they would run into each other soon and that the next fight would be far more interesting than the last. Maybe then they'd figure out why Schuldig was having so many headaches.

"We'll get back at them, Braddy?" Schuldig asked.

This time, Brad decided not say anything against that nickname.

"We'll get back at them." He promised. "We'll most certainly get back at them."

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Well, the fight was long over for Weiß. They treated their wounds before heading off to bed. 'Yohji's' wound was superficial. It would take but a few days to heal so he could still work and whatnot. Everyone else also suffered some minor cuts and bruises, nothing they couldn't handle themselves. So after 'Ken' and 'Omi' were treated, they went off into their rooms in hopes of getting a good night's sleep.

'Aya' and 'Yohji', however, weren't sleeping. They preferred to heal themselves in a very different way. A way that involved all the lights turned off, the bed sheets pulled off, and noises that sounded anything but normal. 'Omi' was listening to them talk, using his pillow to deafen the noises from the other room. Either that or smother himself to death, whichever happened first. For people who were supposedly in love and 'tired' as they claimed, they sure as hell were loud.

"I love you, Aya."

"And I love you, Ken."

*/How sickeningly sweet./* 'Omi' wished there was a bucket nearby so he could vomit in it. They had been declaring their love (rather loudly) for fifteen minutes straight. In fact, that's ALL they had been doing.

And to top it off, there was some horrible eighties music playing from their room! Was this their idea of a romantic setting? 'Omi' would have bet a million yen that 'Aya' was the one who decided on the music to set the atmosphere. So loud talking, loud music...there was no way in hell anyone was going to sleep tonight.

*/Either have sex with each other or shut the hell up!/* 'Omi' thought. He wasn't just mad at them. He was also envious. Those two could have sex for the rest of their lives and he…he would be stuck in a seventeen-year old body. He would turn into Omi for good. He would have eyes the size of teacup saucers and an unusual amount of genki-ness. And his closet would consist of clothes…oh, God, he didn't want to even think of the clothes! Damn that 'Ken' for telling him this wonderful piece of news. He hadn't even bought it up with 'Yohji' or 'Aya' cause he was too damn tired and worn out from fighting Farfarello.

"Look what I bought, love!" 'Aya' interrupted 'Omi's' thoughts. "Ready for some sweetness?"

"Yum!" 'Yohji' made a weird sound that sounded like he was licking his lips. "Pour it all on!"

Suddenly, the worst thought possible entered 'Omi's' mind. They were not doing what he thought they were doing, were they?!

"Okay, love. Here it goes!"

*/No! I have to stop him! That's *my* body Ken wants to have sex with! Ah! I have to save myself! /*

A million thoughts screamed inside 'Omi's' as he fell out of bed (literally) and swore cause he'd banged his knee against the floor. But he wanted someone with him. The only person, other than him, who wasn't declaring love or preparing for a night of sex…he had to get 'Ken'.

"Ken-kun…Omi?" He whispered. Damn 'Ken's' theory that they were changing into someone else! He went sprawling into the darkness and over to where Ken's room (the real Ken's room) were slightly ajar. He peeked in and saw 'Ken' lying in bed, back facing the ceiling and hands clutching his pillow.

"You know, I *like* Fruits Basket. I don't care what the other guys say. [1]" 'Ken' muttered in his sleep.

"K…Omi?" 'Omi' whispered. "Chibi, stop dreaming about that Tohru chick and wake up!"

"No…"

"Yes!" 'Omi' barged into the room and flipped on the lights. 'Ken' just took the pillow and put it over his head. "Okay then! I need to take desperate measures!"

Leaning over, he whispered. "I'm sleeping with that girl who sits next to you in class."

That was enough to wake 'Ken' up and throw the pillow in 'Omi's' face.

"YOU'RE WHAT?!" If looks could kill, poor 'Omi' would be fried to a crisp and then shoved into a freezer. From the glares 'Ken' was shooting in his directions, it may have been the worst lie he told anyone.

"Be quiet!" 'Yohji' yelled from down the hall. "Ken and I want our quiet time!"

"Oh, they're allowed to have quiet time and we're not?" 'Omi' fumed.

"You…are…sleeping…with…who?" 'Ken' said dangerously, one word at a time. If that stupid 'Omi' had thrown his virginity away, then he was dead. This time, 'Ken' wouldn't let anything hold him back as he tortured that idiot. His body would receive damage but it would be worth it.

"No one, chibi! No one! I'm serious!" 'Omi' backed away. "I said that only to wake you up. Although that chick in your class is…"

"Don't say it! What do you want me to do?"

"Come with me! We have to stop Aya-kun and Ken-kun!" 'Omi' tugged on 'Ken's' arm, ready to pull it off. Once again, he had stuck '-kun' on someone's name but was too worried about his sex life to worry about that.

"Why? What have they done?"

"They are going to do…it." He said 'it' in the smallest voice possible.

"And?"

"Stop them, dammit! I am not going to let Ken rub himself over my body!"

"Need I remind you that…"

"No time to be reminded of anything, chibi! Let's go!" Before 'Ken' could protest, 'Omi' had pulled him out of bed and onto the floor. Realizing that there was no way in hell he could stop 'Omi', he chose to join him. With the (now) younger boy tugging his arms and almost pulling it out of his socket, they went down the hall way where they heard 'Aya' laughing. For a moment, they had no idea what the hell it was. After all, the real Aya rarely laughed.

"Okay, love! Here comes the chocolate syrup!" 'Aya' exclaimed. The sound of a bottle being squeezed and something coming out of it was heard from behind closed doors. 'Omi' almost passed out due to shock.

"More! I demand you give me more!" 'Yohji' exclaimed.

"Oh my God! Aya gets hyped up during sex!" 'Omi' exclaimed. "Then again, who doesn't?"

"You want all of it on there, love?"

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"No, no, no." 'Omi' whispered. 'Ken' raised an eyebrow.

"Oh yes..." 'Yohji' murmured, sounding incredibly horny.

"Oh God." 'Omi' moaned.

"Shhh!" 'Ken' punched him in the arm. Suddenly, he was interested in hearing what was going on.

"And here come the pineapples!" 'Aya' exclaimed from behind the door.

"Oh, you know how much I love pineapples!" 'Yohji' was practically gushing like a schoolgirl on Ecstasy.

"Well, I don't!" 'Omi' snapped. "Dammit, I'm going in!"

"No, you're not!" 'Ken' hissed, pulling 'Omi' back. "I want to hear more!"

'Omi' looked at 'Ken' strangely but didn't say anything. Was it just him or was the chibi (well, he wasn't a chibi anymore) getting a *tad* bit horny?

"And I have one more ingredient." 'Aya' said.

"Ooh, what is it?"

"If he says 'soy sauce' , I'm going in there and poking them to death with the genki darts!" 'Omi' muttered.

"What good is chocolate...without the whipped cream?!" 'Aya' said that as if was the best thing in the world.

There was a clapping sound, most likely 'Yohji' getting happy. 'Omi' fumed.

"That's even worse. I have to go in." He murmured. He didn't have the genki darts with him but he was still capable of strangling them both.

"Wait!" 'Ken' insisted, holding 'Omi' back. "Aya-kun is saying more."

"You forgot the nuts." A now disappointed 'Yohji' pointed out. "How can we have chocolate and whipped cream but leave out the nuts?"

"Ah...you're right! We need to add nuts!"

That did it for 'Omi'. Without another word, he flung the door open and went flying into the room. 'Ken' went in after him, trying to stop what would happen next. 'Omi' screamed and leaped onto the bed, knocking down a bowl of ice cream that had been sitting on the bed and crashing to the ground. A startled 'Aya' picked up the can of whipped cream and tried to squirt it in 'Omi's' face. He missed and it hit 'Ken' square on the nose.

"Oh my God! I'm sorry!" He exclaimed as 'Ken' slowed down, looking very pissed. 'Yohji' was sitting there, annoyed, with 'Aya's' finger in his mouth. 'Omi' was on the floor, seething with rage. And poor 'Aya' was confused.

"You...aren't...having...sex...with...my...body!" He managed to get out, picking himself off the floor. He stood up and faced them both, horrified by what he saw. "What the hell is *that* doing in my mouth?!"

For a moment, no one knew what he was talking about. Then they all saw what he meant. 'Aya' still had his finger in 'Yohji's' mouth.

"Mmrrmrms." 'Yohji' attempted to say. He didn't take the finger out but the glare he was sending them all told everything.

"I'm sorry, Omi. Are you hurt?" 'Aya' asked.

'Ken' took some whipped cream off his nose and ate it. "Just be thankful that I like whipped cream."

"What the hell do you think you two are doing?!" Now it was 'Omi's' turn to get mad at someone. He glared at them sitting on the bed. "You're covering each other with chocolate and whipped cream and pineapples and..."

"Wait!" 'Aya' interrupted him. "We're not covered with anything!"

"Yes, you are! You're..." 'Omi' blinked. It was true. Neither 'Aya' nor 'Yohji' had chocolate or whipped cream or anything on them. They were half-naked, wearing only boxers, but they weren't covered in sticky stuff. The only thing weird was that 'Aya' had his finger in 'Yohji's' mouth. "What the..."

"We were having ice cream." 'Aya' explained. "Aya suggested making a sundae and eating it in bed. That's why we had chocolate and pineapples and everything out. They were for our sundae."

"Then what's your finger doing in MY mouth?"

"I was eating the little bit of chocolate he had on his finger." 'Yohji' finally said, pulling out 'Aya's' (technically his own) chocolate and spit covered finger out of his mouth. "See?"

"We worked so hard on that sundae." 'Aya' said sadly. "And now it's all on the floor."

'Omi's' blue eyes looked down to the ground. Sure enough, there was a bowl on the ground. Ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, pineapple, and nuts were splattered on the floor. So that was what they had been doing! Ice cream! All they wanted was some goddamn ice cream! They were having sex or anything! Some quiet night this had turned out to be. 'Yohji' looked royally pissed off when saw the sticky mess on the ground.

"I wanted to eat that." He said, glaring at 'Omi' and 'Ken' . "Thanks a lot."

'Omi' turned bright red and started to back away. 'Ken' sighed and ate some more of the whipped cream on his nose.

TBC...

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[1] Can you tell that my latest obsession is Fruits Basket? For those who have no idea what I'm talking about, it's a kawaii anime about a girl named Tohru who goes to live with a family that turns into the animals of the Chinese zodiac. That's my one line summary of the anime. If you are fans of Fushigi Yugi, you'll probably like this too^^. Expect a Fruits Basket fic from me sometime in the near future.

All right! Finally, after long last, I finished the next chapter. Almost done. I'm almost done. Next chapter...eh...I still don't know what'll happen. But bet your bottom dollar that they WILL have another battle with Schwarz. I'll try writing those scenarios as soon as I can. I promise!

In the meantime, review! No flames accepted. Thank you.

Ja ne!

~Carter-chan