Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ Tanz Der Katzen ❯ Big Round Things ( Chapter 3 )
Disclaimer: The Characters of Weiss do not belong to me... Neither does the musical the dream is basing itself off of. Please don't sue me ;;
While Youji’s in relative shock at his discovery, Ken apparently defrosted and was getting excited over the sight of the garlic strung around the necks of the Villagers. Youji however wasn’t really focusing on that detail until after Ken grabbed his arm, and whispered in his ears.
“Do you see those round things around their necks?”
Youji arched an eyebrow at Ken’s statement… Of COURSE he saw it! How could you not see such large round things, “Uhhh… yeah.”
“That’s garlic….GARLIC!” “No kidding… I never would have thought about it with them singing the themesong about the stuff….” “What?” “Nothing.” “The aim of our mission is here!” Ken whispered gleefully as he waved Nagi- err… Nagal over, “Mr. Landlord!”
Nagal made his way over to Ken and smiled, “My name is Nagal… At your service I ho-“ “Professor Hidakas.” Ken interrupted, “Tell me, is there a castle around?” “A castle?... why no…” Nagal’s eyes shifted in the manner of a terrible liar
Youji sighed….
Three…. Two….. on-
“There’s the Count’s castle!” The singing by the background characters stopped.
Youji sighed in quiet appreciation…
Thank you village idiot.
Glancing over at the one who spoke up he was slightly amused to see that Taketori was playing the idiot.
“There’s no castle… just a village idiot.”, Nagal rebutted.
“Then why is everyone in the inn wearing garlic?” Ken countered.
Youji sighed as he heard the background music start up once more….
Oh dear…. Not that…. Anything but a refrain!
Was he the only one here seeing where this was going?
Apparently so as Nagal continued… Starting to lead into the new part of the garlic song.
“Garlic? Garlic helps against all kinds of things!” NO! Not more singing about Garlic!
“Boils….”
Oh please…
“…toothaches….” “Vampires…” Youji added in.
“Yes…definitely that,” Nagal agreed before pausing to reflect on what he said… “Wait! No!” Youji grinned as the background music came to a sudden halt at the interruption of the lyrics… Score one for Youji.
“A HA!”, Ken shouted triumphantly.
“No fair! I got caught up in the moment!”, Nagal protested.
“But you admitted it… let’s just save time and stick with that.” Youji insisted.
“Oh…. Fine.” Nagal replied with a pout… “We have vampires around here… So… is that two for a room?”
“As opposed to being outside with the vampires?... sure.”
Youji had a feeling he wouldn’t be using the room that much but at the moment he didn’t care… He managed to stop the Garlic song. Although quite enjoyable when sung in German… it sort of lost it’s flair when translated word for word into Japanese for singing...
Happy with that accomplishment, Youji was about to turn to gather the suitcases when he noticed a flash of red from the top of the staircase.” Curious, the assassin glanced up to the person situated at the top while an amused expression formed on his face as he recognized Aya…. In a dress.
“Aya?”
Nagal looked at Youji, “How do you know my daughter ?”
This only inspired Youji to look at Nagal with an expression that could only be categorized as a ‘wtf?’ expression, “Daughter?”
“Ayah’s adopted,” Nagal tried to explain.
“That doesn’t explain the gender confusion.”