Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ This means war! ❯ This means war ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Weiss, I just…er…borrowed them for a little bit. Yes…borrowed…

*Burns the photo of Koyasu Takehito gagged and strapped to a chair*

 

This means War!

 

Oh god…they were doing it again!

 

I am going to kill Yohji!

 

I've had enough of this…why did my room have to be right next to the damn blondes!?

And why can't Aya get a softer bed so that Yohji will go to his room instead of insisting to stay in his own.

 

Bang!

 

The headboard of Yohji's bed was sounding against the wall now, a growing symphony that kept Omi and Ken awake.

 

1…2…3…4

Bang!

1…2…3…4

Bang!

Moan

2…3…4

Bang!

Groan

Yell

Bang!

 

This was the last straw!

 

He had the morning shift tomorrow!

Omi stood up on his bed, defiance swirling within him.

 

I am not going to take it anymore!

 

He suddenly smirked evilly.

Racing out of his room, he sprinted down to the kitchen, found what he was looking for, then headed back to his room.

 

Standing on the bed once again, the chibi took hold of the broom handle and swung hard.

 

Whack!

 

The moans and groans stopped for a second, then returned with a vengance.

 

Aaaaarrghhh!!

 

Omi threw the broom down to the floor, then dashed out of his room once again, stopping outside of Ken's.

 

Banging his fist until the soccer player opened it, with an irritated look on his face, Omi then grabbed the older boys shirt and dragged him to his own room.

 

“Omi what are you doing? O-“

 

Omi silently pointed to the bed, and motioned for Ken to get on it.

 

The soccer player just gaped at him.

 

Throwing his hands in the air in frustration, Omi hissed,” I am not going to take this! Do you not hear that!? I can't sleep at all! You are going to help me give them a taste of their own medicine!”

Ken was still silently doing his goldfish impersonation, so Omi hauled him onto the bed to stand beside him.

 

“Just follow my lead!”

 

Omi faced the wall separating the offending room, and listened for an interval…

 

Bang…

Moan…

Words…faster

Bang

 

The time between headboard slams had lessened so Omi had to act now.

 

Feeling slightly sheepish, but still defiant, Omi let out his own moan.

 

He looked at Ken who had never looked so stunned in all the time Omi had known him.

 

“Help me Ken!”

 

Ken laughed suddenly, but stopped when the young blonde smacked his arm…those were not the sounds Omi wanted Ken to make right now.

 

Resigned, but also feeling bold and slightly cheeky to be involved in this type of rebellion against their temmate's loud sexual encounters, Ken let out a loud groan.

 

The noise on the other side of the wall halted for a moment and Omi grinned.

 

Then once again the sounds were coming louder than before and Ken and Omi threw themselves into the plan with evil grins on their faces.

 

Ken looked over at Omi in time to see him pull a theatrical pose when he moaned long and loud.

Fighting the urge to start laughing again, Ken answered the sound with a groan of his own.

 

“Mmmmm…ohh Ken! Onegai! Hoishii!”

 

Ken was staring at Omi yet again, but was jolted out of his reverie when the loudest bang of wood from the bed sounded, closely followed by a second…the other two seemed to be trying to drown out Omi and Ken.

 

Not bloody likely!

 

The two younger members, started jumping lightly on the bed as fake pleas and pleasured sounds fell from their lips.

 

The springs squeaked and Ken yelled Omi's name loudly, hardly a second later Omi followed suit with Ken's.

 

They started to jump harder now, then Omi added a move when he heard a redhead shouting Yohji's name.

Mid-leap he bounced forward, causing his own beds headboard to slam lightly against the wall.

 

He looked at Ken for help, and they synchronised their jump for a harder impact.

 

Bang!

 

Desired effect achieved, they continued to jump back and forward, still moaning and yell one another's names.

 

A scream came from the opposite side of the wall, followed by Yohji crying out Aya's name.

 

“KENNN!!!! FASTER HARDER KEN!!!!”

 

Omi shouted as loud as he could and Ken screamed, “HAI!!!”

 

Ken glanced at the younger man to see him grinning as he kept up with Ken's leaps.

All of a sudden Omi quickened the pace as the pleasure induced yelling got louder still on the other side.

 

The jumped an leapt, furiously banging the bed against the wall, calling out their names again, and Omi screamed, “MORE KEN! I WANT YOU HARDER NOW!! FUCK ME!!!!”

 

Ken, actually having fun now, replied, “ OOOMMIIII!!!…Ohhhh, do that again! Yeah…mmmmmmm!”

 

Omi smiled, “HAI!!!”

 

“Ohhhh…OMI! ARRGHH!!”

 

Kens scream was louder than the ones on the other side and he and Omi jumped faster still.

 

“KENNNN!!!….”

 

“OMIIIIII!!!…”

 

All of a sudden there was a splintering crack, a split second before Omi's bed collapsed.

 

Ken looked up at Omi, who had somehow managed to stay standing during the crash to the floor.

Omi peeked over the side of the mattress to see that the legs on his bed had been completely exhausted in that little workout.

They had cracked and split, looking unfixable.

 

Omi looked back at Ken…” Ummm…Can I sleep in your room tonight Ken?”

 

Ken smiled and nodded…It seems he had gotten the younger man into his bed after all.

 

In Yohji's room, the two men had collapsed themselves, lethargic and sated.

Aya raised his head from Yohji's head and said, “ This means war”

Yohji smiled at him, making a mental not to thank his two teammates for involuntarily improving his sex life.

 

 

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P.S I got this idea from an ad I saw on TV once.

Hope you liked it!