Weiss Kreuz Fan Fiction ❯ YKYAOWWKW..... ❯ Chapter 1

Disclaimer: I do not own Weiss Kreuz, (Sobbing)

You know you are obsessed with Weiss Kreuz when…

You wear an orange sweater, all the time

You wear shorts 24/7 even though it's like -10 degrees

You've actually killed someone

You find matching gear/clothes and weapons as Weiss

If you can't you try, TRY to copy the weapons, but probably fail

You name you kids Aya, ken Omi and/or Youji

You tell your kids that it is okay to kill

You ask your boyfriend to dress like Aya, Youji, Omi or Ken

You call your boyfriend Aya, Youji, Omi, And/or Ken

You Call your boyfriend/ husband Aya, Ken, Omi, And/or Youji in bed (Example: You: OH! KEN! Bob: Who? )

You join soccer even though you hate it, hoping Ken will be teaching ("Please let ken be the coach…(Sees a big hairy woman) Damn!")

You become a detective

You and your partner investigates a big corporation

Then you yell " I found the intruders" to get yourself caught

Then you shoot yourself where Youji was shot or you ask the enemy to shoot you where Youji was shot. (Example: You: Please shoot me right here (Points to stomach Enemy: What the hell?)

You try to act like Youji but fail miserably

You buy a Abyssinian, Siberian, Balinese, and/or Bombay even though you are allergic to them

You name the cats Youji, Omi, Ken, and/or Aya

You ask your friend to kidnap you he/she says okay

You ask your friend to drug you water, then kick the crap out of you in a warehouse

He/She says okay (If he/she says this I think you need new friend or Tell your friend he/she needs medical attention really soon)

You ask a random person on the street to dress up as Reiji and run your sister/Brother over with a car

If he/she says no, then dress yourself as Reiji and run over your sister/Brother with a car

You wear socks and pumps

You tie yourself half naked to the ceiling taping yourself acting like Aya (1st opening song)

You try to find a shop called Koneko no Sume Ie

If you fail you ask the nearest shop to change their name to Koneko no Sume Ie

They actually changed the name to Koneko no Sume Ie

You have a flower shop in your trench coat (Youji)

You ask random people to steal your kidney, hoping to have Aya save you ("Damn! Aya didn't save me! There goes one kidney")

You and your friends become assassins call pearl-white Cross (You have to name your assassin team this due to copy write laws)

You fantasize about being Mr./Mrs. Hidaka, Mr./Mrs. Fujimiya, and Mr./Mrs. Tsukiyono and about being Mr./Mrs. Kudou

You have a "Ken Book" (My Friend does… he he…)

You date people named Ken, Omi, Youji, or Aya

You kill everyone that's not named Ken, Omi, Youji or Aya

You name everything after the guys (Omivision, Ayaoaster)

You know or claim to know the guys

You made out with Ken, Omi, Youji, and/or Aya (Or claim to anyways)

You celebrate the guy's birthdays (Including Cake, Presents etc…)

You make a shrine for Aya, Ken, Omi, and/or Youji (Example: Oh great master Aya (Worshiping a picture of Aya))

You buy Weiss Christmas Presents (Mom: Who are those presents for? You: They're for my True Love! (Swoon)

You've watched the show at least 20 times a day

You throw darts at random people

You've practice the "Shi-ne" Attack on your brother/Sister

You wear Hot pink clothes

You cut yourself claiming not to feel a thing

You claim to be able to read minds

You say Takatori Shi-ne to anybody hate (Example: Suzie.SHI-NEEEEEE! (Start chasing him/her with a pencil))

-Owari-

I'll make more when I can think of more… Please review! Arigatou!