Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction / InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ How a rumor is spread ❯ Rumors ( Chapter 1 )

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A few simple words can turn in to a big chaos of lies! I can and will prove this. Read on as a conversation of anime characters turn into something completely different!
Hige: Hey Runt!
Toboe: Hi Hige…
Hige: Why are you so down?
Toboe: I’m bored!
Hige: Ah.. Hey can you keep a secret?
Toboe: Yea. Why?
Hige: Ok don’t tell anyone but I turned into a wolf in front of these guys.
Toboe: Did they hurt you? Or try to?
Hige: Nah… I just threw Mexican burritos at them.
Toboe: Oh… *Calls Blue*
Blue: Hello?
Toboe: Did you hear what Hige did?
Blue: No. What did he do?
Toboe: He told me that wolfs were throwing Mexican burritos at him.
Blue: *laughs* Oh my god! That is stupid.
Toboe: I know!
Blue: Hold on… *calls Kiba*
Kiba: Hello?
Blue: You know what Hige did?
Kiba: No what?
Blue: Toboe told me he saw wolfs that turned into Mexican burritos.
Kiba: Um.. He was dreaming right?
Blue: No it really happed!
Kiba: What?
Blue: Isn’t that just weird?
Kiba: Yea I know that’s weird. *Is typing to Cheza on the internet*
Cheza: Hi Kiba..
Kiba: Did I tell you what happened to Hige?
Cheza: No.. what?
Kiba: Blue told me Hige saw Mexican wolfs eating burritos.
Cheza: Wow… that’s funny..
Kiba: Yea I know.
Cheza: *calls Tsume* Hey!
Tsume: Hi…
Cheza: You know what I heard?
Tsume: What?
Cheza: Hige was with wolfs eating burritos made out of Mexicans
Tsume: So he is a human eater?
Cheza: I guess.
Tsume: That’s wrong. *Turns to Kurama who is beside him*
Kurama: What?
Tsume: My friend Hige was with Mexicans eating wolf burritos
Kurama: OH! THAT’S NICE!
Tsume: He eats his own kind.
Kurama: Ew. *walks over to Hiei* Guess what.
Hiei: What?
Kurama: My friends gay friend says he likes to eat wolf burritos with Mexican’s
Hiei: OH THAT’S SICK! *Calls Yusuke*
Yusuke: Hello?
Hiei: My friend has a friend and he’s gay and he likes to eat Mexican wolf burritos
Yusuke: Ok that’s just SICK!
Hiei: I know.
Yusuke: *walks up to a random person* Hey. I have a friend that is gay and likes to eat Mexican’s and wolfs that eat burritos!
Inuyasha: Uh. I didn’t need to know that!
Yusuke: I know isn’t that nasty?
Inuyasha: Very! Now get lost! *Shakes his fist as Kagome walks up to him*
Kagome: What’s wrong?
Inuyasha: This guys was telling be about how this guy likes to eat Wolfs with Mexican burritos!
Kagome: Ew! Did you hear that Sango?
Sango: Yes that was nasty! *Writes a letter to Miroku*
It says: These Mexicans were eating a gays guy with wolfs.
Miroku: Oh sick! *Writes a letter to Kaoru and puts it on the door step*
It says: Hi! I know this guy and He gay! He likes to eat stuffed Mexicans with a side of wolf. Miroku. P.S. I wanna grab your ass!
Kaoru: What the fuck is this! *Rips it up as Kenshin walks up to her.
Kenshin: What’s wrong miss Kaoru?
Kaoru: This guy named Miroku grabbed a guys butt that’s gay and the gay guy likes to eat wolf burgers with Mexican burritos!
Kenshin: That is nasty that it is. We should report them that we should. *Sano walks up*
Sano: What? Did I miss something?
Kenshin: Yea! A guys named Mexican likes to eat gay wolfs with burritos!
Sano: Riiiight…*walks up to Hige*
Yahiko: What now?
Sano: Did you hear about a guy that likes to eat wolfs and Mexican burritos because he gay?
Yahiko: Ew! *calls a random person*
Tenchi: Hello?
Yahiko: There’s a guy that eats wolfs and his name is burrito and he gay.
Tenchi: He has two names?
Yahiko: Yea I guess
Tenchi: Wow.. that’s nasty… *Types to Jet who was on the internet with his chatting*
Jet: Yea I guess I do..
Tenchi: A guy named he gay is gay and he likes to eat Mexicans and wolfs with burritos!
Jet: Gross! HEY FAYE!
Faye: what?
Jet: Did you hear about a guy named he gay that is gay and eats wolfs with Mexican burritos!
Faye: That’s disgusting! *calls Ed on a walkie-talkie* Hey Ed.
Edward: Yeeees!
Faye: Did I tell you about a Mexican gay guy named he gay that eats wolfs?
Edward: Ew! Spike did you hear her?
Spike: About the gay guy?
Edward: Yea! That’s nasty! *calls a random person and throws the phone at Spike*
Spike: What? You want me to tell them about the gay guy!
Ranma: Hello?
Spike: Um.. There is this gay Mexican burrito by the name of he gay and he likes to eat wolfs.
Ranma: EWWW! SHAMPOO!
Shampoo: What!
Ranma: This gay burrito likes to eat Mexican wolfs by the name of he gay!
Shampoo: Oh my god! I HAVE to tell my friends brother! *dials Kyo’s number*
Kyo: Hello?
Shampoo: There is this gay guy named Mexican he gay and he likes to eat gay wolfs!
Kyo: I need to know this WHY? *Shigure walks up to him*

Shigure: What did they say?
Kyo: Something about this guy named he gay that likes to eat wolfs from Mexico that are gay.
Shigure: Ok *walks up to Yugi who was playing cards with him* He guess what?
Yugi: What? I will duel you to death! YAHHHHH!!
Shigure: Ok! Don’t get all psycho on me! I just wanted to tell you about this gay wolf named he gay that likes to eat Mexicans
on a burrito!
Yugi: I will rule the world!! MUHA HAHAHAHA!
Shigure: Riiiight!
Yugi: First I have to tell someone! *Dials a random number*
Myu: Hello?
Yugi: There is this gay wolf named he gay and my friend saw him eating a wolf burrito with a Mexican!
Myu: Oh my god! That’s my friend’s best friend‘s best friend! *calls up Blue*
Blue: Hello?
Myu: This guy called me up and said that Hige is gay and he was eating a wolf burrito with some Mexicans!
Blue: WHAT?!?! IS HE ON DRUGS?!?!
Myu: I have NO clue!
Blue: *calls Hige*
Hige: Hello?
Blue: WHY WERE YOU EATING WOLF BURRITOS WITH MEXICANS?
Hige: WHAT! I didn’t do that!
Blue: AND WHY ARE YOU GAY?
Hige: I’m not gay!!! Who told you this stuff?!?!
Blue: That liar! *walks up to Myu hits her* Liar!
Myu: That lying sack of diarrhea! *calls Yugi* LIAR WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME YOU FAG?!?!
Yugi: Shigure! Why did you tell my that bull shit?
Shigure: Kyo! You lying cat terd!
Kyo: I’m not a cat terd!

Shigure: You both lie so there for you are!
Kyo: That BITCH! *calls her up* LIAR! I’M GONNA KIK YOUR ASS!
Shampoo: RANMA SOTOME! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE YOU LIAR!
Ranma: THAT DUDE LIED. *calls Spike* You fag! You lied to me!
Spike: ED! YOU LIAR!
Edward: Faye you lied to me like a rug!!
Faye: JET! YOU MADE ME LIE TO ED!
Jet: DAMN IT TENCHI! *types* You stupid ass liar
Tenchi: That tramp! *calls Yahiko* Stupid tramp! You lied!
Yahiko: ROSTER HEAD! YOU LIED! *hit Sano’s leg*
Sano: YOU LIAR! *stomps on Kenshin’s foot*
Kenshin: YOUCH! Ooo Miss Kaaaoruuu… why did you lie to me?!?!
Kaoru: THAT BASTARD *writes back* Kiss my ass Liar!
Miroku: *reads note* Um! Why did you lie Sango?
Sano: Kagome! That was rude! You lied to me!
Kagome: YOU LIAR! SIT BOY!
Inuyasha: AGH! FAGGOT GUY! *beats up Yusuke* DON’T LIE!
Yusuke: OW! MY ARMS! HIEI! DON’T LIE! *punches him*
Hiei: OW! Kurama! You liar! *Hits him*
Kurama: LIAR! *whacks Tsume in the head*
Tsume: ASS HOLE! *screams at Cheza in the phone*
Cheza: EAT MY FLOWER BUTT YOU LIAR!
Kiba: Blue! YOU LIAR!
Blue: TOBOE WHY DID YOU LIE!!
Toboe: Hige!! Why did you tell me that!
Hige: RUNT! WHY DID YOU TELL EVERYONE I ATE WOLF BURRITOS WITH MEXICANS AND WHY DID
YOU SAY I WAS GAY?
Toboe: I didn’t! I guess after I told your secret a chain of lies is what it turned into because of misunderstanding.
Hige: You got that right!
And that’s how a secret can be turned into a BIG FAT lie! I hope you learned a lesson!
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