Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ QUOTENESS!!!!!!!!!!!! ❯ Quotenessness. ( Chapter 2 )
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Anime/Manga: Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 506 | Status: Completed
Anime/Manga: Wolf's Rain Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction | Genre(s): | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 09.22.2004 | Pages: 5 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 506 | Status: Completed
1."Are we there yet?"-Me
"No."-Youko
"Are we there yet?"-Me
"No!"-Youko
"ARE we THERE yet?"-Me
"N-O!"-Youko
"Are we there now?"-Me
"NO!"-Youko
"Are you a guy?"-Me
"NO, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!"-Youko
*Hiei, Kuwabara and Yusuke stare wide eyed at Youko*
"I did it again, didn't I?"-Youko
"Yup, now whoever said ningens can't face up to a slow youkai like
yourself?"-Me
"Sadly, the ningen onna has a point."-Hiei
"OMG, the Shrimp actually agreed! It's a miracle!"-Kuwabara
"It's actually a miracle for you to actually notice something, other then
Yukina, Kuwabara."-Yusuke
2."I hate you."
3."I don't like you, I don't hate you. I pity you."
4."If another person flips me off, I swear to God I'll- Oh that's it!"
5."I keep all my secrets hidden from the world. Some, I keep even from myself."
6."Their happiness surpasses my hatred, but my, it shall still stay... Because of
you."
7."I've been running from the truth, covered my heart with joys and lies. But it
doesn't cover my scars of the past."
8."Once my fantasies and dreams submit to the darkness, what do I have left?"
9."I've traveled through the land of surrender and seen it all. Yet, I'm actually
the only one who can see it."
10."Hold me tight, but don't hold me close, I go where I desire."
11."My soul lies somewhere between love and happiness. Though I shall
forever stay in the darkness."
12.Rinku:Face it, you guys are just a bunch of lame wad losers.
Touya:Nice one,Rinku.
Jin:And what about you? You lost to Kurama,and Kurama lost to a dead guy,
how's that for lame?
13."Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid."
14."hn."
15."You don't make bombs go boom in your face."
16."What's worse: losing to an old man or a clown?"
17."Suicide is not the answer. There is neither honor nor redemption in that."
18.Kurama:(playing cards)Hiei,come join us,we're practically family.
Hiei:Kurama, don't make me rip out your 'precious' voice box!
19."All this time we thought you were a brilliant strateginst, when really you're
just a lucky fool"-Kurama
20."What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?"- Hiei
21."Time flies when your mocking Yusuke mercilessly"- Shizuru
22."Yoko has returned, they cry"- Yoko Kurama
23."You, with the inferior face!" -ShishiWakamaru
24."I'm sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay"- Hiei
25."Have you learned anything?" -Hiei to Kuwabaka
26."DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!!"
27."Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!"
28."If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet...
what happens when you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"
29."It's better to let people people think you're an idiot than to open your mouth
and prove it."
30."One day your prince will come... Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is
too stubborn to ask for directions."
31."There's a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it's not a train."
33."4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep."
34."Boton's not a witch, she's the grim reaper."
35."Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
36.Keiko: Atsuko, stop the funeral! Yusuke's coming back!
Atsuko: I know. I just opened his coffin to smack him again for leaving me-
Keiko: O_o;;
37."Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my
house.....”
38.Yami: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO THERAPY?!
Yugi: I talked to the psychologists, and they agreed that you should have an
appointment.
Yami: THEY'RE ONLY TRYING TO GET OUR MONEY!!!
Yugi: You mean my money. You should get a job if we find out you're still sane.
39.Bakura: *poking random student w/ pencil*
Random Student: STOP!!!
Bakura: *mocking him* STOP!!!
Random Student: *cries*
Bakura: *laughs*
Ryou: *smacks Bakura over the head*
Bakura: OW!!!
Ryou: Be nice to the students!
Bakura: He started it.
Ryou: -_-'
40."What foul creature makes my eardrums bleed?"-Hiei
41.Me:But mom, I can't go to school today.
Mom:Why?
Me:'cause Marik won't be there to help plan the school's demise.
Mom:O.O
Me:and he has lots of sharp,pointy objects. /\___/\
Mom:Isn't Marik a psychotic cartoon character?
Me:No, he's my best friend! /\_______/\
42."Is your brain broken or something?"
43."Oooh, well done. Looks like you've remembered your elder brother's face."
44. "Get back here, Kagome. Without you to pick on, what's the point of getting
up?"
45. "Feh, you can flatter me all you want but... are you listening to me?! Hey!
Hey!"
46."What kind of lunacy are you babbling?!"
47."I never did buy the 'Holy Man' routine..."
48."So you are Inu-Yasha! Well, I am your death!"
49."Look! You get porridge! And it's happy to see you!"
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50."Anata no baka!"
51."I was looking up at the stars last night and wondering: Where the hell is my
ceiling?!"
52."Demon jackass."
53."...Giant Doughnuts!"
54.“Right...you keep saying that.”
55."Your mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open."
56."Genius without education is like silver in the mine."
57."Winter beauty belongs to those who make new paths beyond the blizzard."
58."Use thy time well if thou wantst time for leisure."
59."A true warrior always welcomes avoided battles."
60."I've always been crazy... It's helped me from going insane."
61."Mommy, there's a murderer in my bed!"
62."Damnation!!!"
63."Move and I'll Kill You"
64."Uh…umm the killer snow monkeys of doom."
65."Mwahahahahaha!!"
66."She's your sister!"
"Only by birth!"
67."My therapist says it's all your fault"
68."Where is your straight jacket?"
69. "Read between the lines, buddy."
70."Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much."
71."Life is not a gift, but a punisment."
72."MY EYES!!! THEY BURN LIKE I STUCK THEM IN HOT OIL!"
73."MY EYES!!! THEY BURN LIKE THE SEVEN HELLS OF HADES!"
74."HOLY CRAP FOR CRAP!"
75."IT LIVES!!! Oh, I mean are you O.K.?"
76."See No Evil, Hear No Evil, I May Curse But I Speak No Evil"
77."You're one crazed up fruit loop."
78."Badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!"
79."Smile, it confuses people"
80."THAT'S NOT JUST A KITTY, IT'S SATAN'S KITTY! IT'S THE KITTY
FROM HELL!"
81."Rest in peace, idiot..."
82."The evil monkeys went away. The little people living under the mushrooms
though…"
83."If you hear an explosion…I am innocent!"
84.`"I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I do, tell me to wait."
85."Children fear me, parents loathe me, and I hate everyone."
86."It wouldn't obey when I gave it a direct command, so I decided it needed to be
punished."
87.“I like cheese. Do you like cheese? How can you not like cheese? If you don’t
like cheese, what do you like?”
88.“Ice cream? What is this ice cream you speak of? Is it anything at all like sweet
snow?”
89.Youko Kurama: *swinging* Me lovey the swingy!!
Kuronue: This is fuuuuuun!!
Hiei: This is amazing. The two most infamous bandits in the Makai
are amused by a ningen invention. *gets hit with swing.* YOUKO!!
DON'T THROW THE SWING AT ME, DAMN YOU!!!
90.Kurama:*reading ancient egyptian negative confessions in the book of the
dead*
Kuronue:Hey, I bet I could do that! What's one thing you have to say?
Kurama:Hail, Shade-eater who comes from the caverns that produce the Nile,
I have not commited theft.
Kuronue:O.O Well, shit, I'm screwed.
91."Baka ningen."
92."Tellietubbies! I need a smoke."
93."It's the French twist!! No, don't take that seriously."
94.“I’ve never stretched my kidney before!”
95."Somebody get a shovel"
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96."Oro!"
97. "I’m a rurouni, with no family or profession. A wandering swordsman. I just
arrived in town. I don’t know anything about bloodshed in the streets."
98. "Oh, it’s Miss Kaoru. I almost didn’t recognize you in women’s clothes."
99."No. A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art of killing. Whatever pretty
words you use to speak of it, this is its true nature. What Miss Kaoru says
are the words of one who has never dirtied her hands. An idealistic joke. But,
I like Miss Kaoru’s idealism better than its true nature. If one can ask so
much, I want the world to accept this joke as its true nature."
100. "I forgot to say one thing. Hitokiri Battousai’s style of fighting is not that
of the Kamiya Kasshin School. It’s an old style of kenjutsu which arose in
the Sengoku era, designed to face many opponents at once. The name is Hiten
Mitsurugi. And without the reverse blade, it is slaughter with deadly swiftness."
101."I have no fondness for the name of Battousai. But I will not pass it on to a
man like you."
102."Well, at least I’m not thirty, right?"
103."You have the form of a child, but your heart is already that of an adult.
I’m sorry. I underrated you."
104."She’s scarier than Jin’eh... "
105. "At long last I’ve found you. Your two months of bloodshed in the streets
ends tonight. Prepare yourself!"
106. "The Kamiya Kasshin School was brought into the Meiji era by my
father, who survived the violence of the Bakumatsu. My father wasn’t a killer.
He fought single-mindedly for his motto, "the sword that protects life."
But as a member of the sword-bearing Metropolitan police, he was sent to the
Southwest war half a year ago. The place where he died was far from the ideal
world he hoped for. This man who calls himself Hitokiri Battousai has already
killed more than ten people. The name of the Kamiya Kasshin School, the
school left to me by my father, is being degraded by a murderer. But I guess a
rurouni wouldn’t understand."
107. "I didn’t say I wanted Battousai to stay! I want the vagabond--
(she stops herself.) Well, fine! If you have to leave then leave!
But if you’re leaving, at least tell me your name. Battousai was the name
of the patriot, a long time ago. But, then, I guess you wouldn't want to
tell me your real name--?"
108. "Wait a minute... If you fought at the Bakumatsu how old ARE you?"
109."Don’t oro me! You don’t look that old! You’d have to be at least 30!"
110."Speaking of unbelievable, what about your age? Twenty-eight? It’s a lie.
It’s a trick. Apologize and tell me the truth!"
112."My father died. Kiheh betrayed me. If Kenshin leaves... if I’m going
to be left alone again, I’d rather meet the danger face to face!"
113."Like I thought... a women who believes this crap can't fight."
"No."-Youko
"Are we there yet?"-Me
"No!"-Youko
"ARE we THERE yet?"-Me
"N-O!"-Youko
"Are we there now?"-Me
"NO!"-Youko
"Are you a guy?"-Me
"NO, NOW SHUT THE HELL UP!!!!"-Youko
*Hiei, Kuwabara and Yusuke stare wide eyed at Youko*
"I did it again, didn't I?"-Youko
"Yup, now whoever said ningens can't face up to a slow youkai like
yourself?"-Me
"Sadly, the ningen onna has a point."-Hiei
"OMG, the Shrimp actually agreed! It's a miracle!"-Kuwabara
"It's actually a miracle for you to actually notice something, other then
Yukina, Kuwabara."-Yusuke
2."I hate you."
3."I don't like you, I don't hate you. I pity you."
4."If another person flips me off, I swear to God I'll- Oh that's it!"
5."I keep all my secrets hidden from the world. Some, I keep even from myself."
6."Their happiness surpasses my hatred, but my, it shall still stay... Because of
you."
7."I've been running from the truth, covered my heart with joys and lies. But it
doesn't cover my scars of the past."
8."Once my fantasies and dreams submit to the darkness, what do I have left?"
9."I've traveled through the land of surrender and seen it all. Yet, I'm actually
the only one who can see it."
10."Hold me tight, but don't hold me close, I go where I desire."
11."My soul lies somewhere between love and happiness. Though I shall
forever stay in the darkness."
12.Rinku:Face it, you guys are just a bunch of lame wad losers.
Touya:Nice one,Rinku.
Jin:And what about you? You lost to Kurama,and Kurama lost to a dead guy,
how's that for lame?
13."Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid."
14."hn."
15."You don't make bombs go boom in your face."
16."What's worse: losing to an old man or a clown?"
17."Suicide is not the answer. There is neither honor nor redemption in that."
18.Kurama:(playing cards)Hiei,come join us,we're practically family.
Hiei:Kurama, don't make me rip out your 'precious' voice box!
19."All this time we thought you were a brilliant strateginst, when really you're
just a lucky fool"-Kurama
20."What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head?"- Hiei
21."Time flies when your mocking Yusuke mercilessly"- Shizuru
22."Yoko has returned, they cry"- Yoko Kurama
23."You, with the inferior face!" -ShishiWakamaru
24."I'm sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay"- Hiei
25."Have you learned anything?" -Hiei to Kuwabaka
26."DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE!!"
27."Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!!"
28."If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet...
what happens when you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?"
29."It's better to let people people think you're an idiot than to open your mouth
and prove it."
30."One day your prince will come... Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is
too stubborn to ask for directions."
31."There's a light at the end of every tunnel... just pray it's not a train."
33."4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep."
34."Boton's not a witch, she's the grim reaper."
35."Where were you when they handed out the brains?"
36.Keiko: Atsuko, stop the funeral! Yusuke's coming back!
Atsuko: I know. I just opened his coffin to smack him again for leaving me-
Keiko: O_o;;
37."Sometimes it feels like the whole world is conspiring to destroy my
house.....”
38.Yami: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO GO TO THERAPY?!
Yugi: I talked to the psychologists, and they agreed that you should have an
appointment.
Yami: THEY'RE ONLY TRYING TO GET OUR MONEY!!!
Yugi: You mean my money. You should get a job if we find out you're still sane.
39.Bakura: *poking random student w/ pencil*
Random Student: STOP!!!
Bakura: *mocking him* STOP!!!
Random Student: *cries*
Bakura: *laughs*
Ryou: *smacks Bakura over the head*
Bakura: OW!!!
Ryou: Be nice to the students!
Bakura: He started it.
Ryou: -_-'
40."What foul creature makes my eardrums bleed?"-Hiei
41.Me:But mom, I can't go to school today.
Mom:Why?
Me:'cause Marik won't be there to help plan the school's demise.
Mom:O.O
Me:and he has lots of sharp,pointy objects. /\___/\
Mom:Isn't Marik a psychotic cartoon character?
Me:No, he's my best friend! /\_______/\
42."Is your brain broken or something?"
43."Oooh, well done. Looks like you've remembered your elder brother's face."
44. "Get back here, Kagome. Without you to pick on, what's the point of getting
up?"
45. "Feh, you can flatter me all you want but... are you listening to me?! Hey!
Hey!"
46."What kind of lunacy are you babbling?!"
47."I never did buy the 'Holy Man' routine..."
48."So you are Inu-Yasha! Well, I am your death!"
49."Look! You get porridge! And it's happy to see you!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
50."Anata no baka!"
51."I was looking up at the stars last night and wondering: Where the hell is my
ceiling?!"
52."Demon jackass."
53."...Giant Doughnuts!"
54.“Right...you keep saying that.”
55."Your mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open."
56."Genius without education is like silver in the mine."
57."Winter beauty belongs to those who make new paths beyond the blizzard."
58."Use thy time well if thou wantst time for leisure."
59."A true warrior always welcomes avoided battles."
60."I've always been crazy... It's helped me from going insane."
61."Mommy, there's a murderer in my bed!"
62."Damnation!!!"
63."Move and I'll Kill You"
64."Uh…umm the killer snow monkeys of doom."
65."Mwahahahahaha!!"
66."She's your sister!"
"Only by birth!"
67."My therapist says it's all your fault"
68."Where is your straight jacket?"
69. "Read between the lines, buddy."
70."Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to smile that much."
71."Life is not a gift, but a punisment."
72."MY EYES!!! THEY BURN LIKE I STUCK THEM IN HOT OIL!"
73."MY EYES!!! THEY BURN LIKE THE SEVEN HELLS OF HADES!"
74."HOLY CRAP FOR CRAP!"
75."IT LIVES!!! Oh, I mean are you O.K.?"
76."See No Evil, Hear No Evil, I May Curse But I Speak No Evil"
77."You're one crazed up fruit loop."
78."Badger, badger, badger, badger, Mushroom, Mushroom!"
79."Smile, it confuses people"
80."THAT'S NOT JUST A KITTY, IT'S SATAN'S KITTY! IT'S THE KITTY
FROM HELL!"
81."Rest in peace, idiot..."
82."The evil monkeys went away. The little people living under the mushrooms
though…"
83."If you hear an explosion…I am innocent!"
84.`"I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I do, tell me to wait."
85."Children fear me, parents loathe me, and I hate everyone."
86."It wouldn't obey when I gave it a direct command, so I decided it needed to be
punished."
87.“I like cheese. Do you like cheese? How can you not like cheese? If you don’t
like cheese, what do you like?”
88.“Ice cream? What is this ice cream you speak of? Is it anything at all like sweet
snow?”
89.Youko Kurama: *swinging* Me lovey the swingy!!
Kuronue: This is fuuuuuun!!
Hiei: This is amazing. The two most infamous bandits in the Makai
are amused by a ningen invention. *gets hit with swing.* YOUKO!!
DON'T THROW THE SWING AT ME, DAMN YOU!!!
90.Kurama:*reading ancient egyptian negative confessions in the book of the
dead*
Kuronue:Hey, I bet I could do that! What's one thing you have to say?
Kurama:Hail, Shade-eater who comes from the caverns that produce the Nile,
I have not commited theft.
Kuronue:O.O Well, shit, I'm screwed.
91."Baka ningen."
92."Tellietubbies! I need a smoke."
93."It's the French twist!! No, don't take that seriously."
94.“I’ve never stretched my kidney before!”
95."Somebody get a shovel"
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96."Oro!"
97. "I’m a rurouni, with no family or profession. A wandering swordsman. I just
arrived in town. I don’t know anything about bloodshed in the streets."
98. "Oh, it’s Miss Kaoru. I almost didn’t recognize you in women’s clothes."
99."No. A sword is a weapon. Kenjutsu is the art of killing. Whatever pretty
words you use to speak of it, this is its true nature. What Miss Kaoru says
are the words of one who has never dirtied her hands. An idealistic joke. But,
I like Miss Kaoru’s idealism better than its true nature. If one can ask so
much, I want the world to accept this joke as its true nature."
100. "I forgot to say one thing. Hitokiri Battousai’s style of fighting is not that
of the Kamiya Kasshin School. It’s an old style of kenjutsu which arose in
the Sengoku era, designed to face many opponents at once. The name is Hiten
Mitsurugi. And without the reverse blade, it is slaughter with deadly swiftness."
101."I have no fondness for the name of Battousai. But I will not pass it on to a
man like you."
102."Well, at least I’m not thirty, right?"
103."You have the form of a child, but your heart is already that of an adult.
I’m sorry. I underrated you."
104."She’s scarier than Jin’eh... "
105. "At long last I’ve found you. Your two months of bloodshed in the streets
ends tonight. Prepare yourself!"
106. "The Kamiya Kasshin School was brought into the Meiji era by my
father, who survived the violence of the Bakumatsu. My father wasn’t a killer.
He fought single-mindedly for his motto, "the sword that protects life."
But as a member of the sword-bearing Metropolitan police, he was sent to the
Southwest war half a year ago. The place where he died was far from the ideal
world he hoped for. This man who calls himself Hitokiri Battousai has already
killed more than ten people. The name of the Kamiya Kasshin School, the
school left to me by my father, is being degraded by a murderer. But I guess a
rurouni wouldn’t understand."
107. "I didn’t say I wanted Battousai to stay! I want the vagabond--
(she stops herself.) Well, fine! If you have to leave then leave!
But if you’re leaving, at least tell me your name. Battousai was the name
of the patriot, a long time ago. But, then, I guess you wouldn't want to
tell me your real name--?"
108. "Wait a minute... If you fought at the Bakumatsu how old ARE you?"
109."Don’t oro me! You don’t look that old! You’d have to be at least 30!"
110."Speaking of unbelievable, what about your age? Twenty-eight? It’s a lie.
It’s a trick. Apologize and tell me the truth!"
112."My father died. Kiheh betrayed me. If Kenshin leaves... if I’m going
to be left alone again, I’d rather meet the danger face to face!"
113."Like I thought... a women who believes this crap can't fight."