WWE Fan Fiction ❯ WWE does the Breakfast Club ❯ Chapter 4 ( Chapter 5 )
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By: Firefly_of_death 
Non Anime: WWE Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Drama / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.18.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 903 | Visits: 324 | Status: Work In Progress
Non Anime: WWE Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Drama / Romance | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 11.18.2007 | Pages: 2 | Words: 903 | Visits: 324 | Status: Work In Progress
Here is the next part. If you want me to do a movie with the superstars tell me the movie and I will see what I can do.
Everyone showed up at the same time.
Firefly: I think we are getting better at this.
Ron Simmons: Damn.
Firefly: Exactly. Places people.
HALLWAY
We see Vince getting a drink at the fountain. He stands up and checks the way he looks in a mirror. He does a muscular pose and utters some manly jibberish “Cobadonga!”
LIBRARY
Kenny looks up. Cena is messing with the door to the library.
Kenny: Cena, that's, that's school property there...you know, it doesn't belong to us. It's something not to be toyed with.
The door slams shut. Cena runs back to his seat.
Shawn: That's very funny, come on, fix it!
Kenny: You should really fix that!
Cena: Am I a genius?
Shawn: No, you're an asshole!
Hunter: Wow Shawn. Your doing a lot of cursing.
Shawn: I know.
Cena: What a funny guy!
Shawn: Fix the door Cena!
Cena: Everyone just shhh!
HALLWAY
We see Vince walking back to his office. He stops and listens to them through the closed door.
Cena (os): I've been here before, I know what I'm doing!
Shawn (os): No! Fix the door, get up there and fix it!
Cena (os): (screams) Shut up!
LIBRARY
We see Kenny as we hear Vince in the hall.
Vince (os): God damnit!
He opens the door and storms in.
Vince: Why is that door closed?
For a few seconds no one says anything, they just stare at Vince.
Vince: Why is that door closed?
Cena: How're we s'posed to know? We're not s'posed to move, right?
Vince turns to Trish.
Vince: Why?
Trish: We were just sitting here, like we were s'posed to...
Vince looks around and looks at Cena.
Hunter: Hey I think Firefly fell asleep.
Firefly: No I didn't.
Hunter: You had your eyes closed.
Firefly: So?
Hunter: Nevermind.
Vince: Who closed that door?
Cena: I think a screw fell out of it...
Shawn: It just closed, sir...
Vince looks at Lita in the back.
Vince: Who?
Lita lets out a squeak and slams her face onto the table, hiding in her jacket hood.
Cena: She doesn't talk, sir...
Vince: (to Cena) Give me that screw...
Cena: I don't have it...
Vince: You want me to yank you outta that seat and shake it out of you?
Cena: I don't have it...screws fall out all of the time, the world's an imperfect place...
Vince: Give it to me, Cena...
Trish: Excuse me, sir, why would anybody want to steal a screw?
Vince: (to Trish) Watch it, young lady...
Vince goes over to the door. He tries to hold it open by putting a folding chair in front of it.
Hunter: He can't be that stupid, can he?
Vince: Its in the script!
Cena: The door's way too heavy, sir.
The door slams shut despite the chair.
Vince (os): God damnit!
They laugh.
Vince opens the door again. He comes back in.
Vince: (pointing) Shawn Michaels...get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.
Shawn gets up and walks over to Vince.
Cena: Hey, how come Shawn gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
Vince and Shawn are now attempting to move the steel magazine rack in front of the door.
Vince: Okay, now, watch the magazines!
Cena: It's out of my hands...
They get it into the doorway and it blocks the entire door.
Cena: That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
Vince thinks about it. He turns to Shawn.
Vince: Alright, what are you doing with this? Get this outta here for God's sake! What's the matter with you? Come on!
Kenny: You know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library.
Kenny points at them and Cena glares at him.
Cena: (to Kenny) Show Dick some respect!
Shawn and Vince come back into the main section of the library.
Vince: (to Shawn) Let's go...go! Get back into your seat.
Shawn sits.
Vince: (to Shawn) I expected a little more from a varsity letterman! (to Cena) You're not fooling anybody, Cena! The next screw that falls out is gonna be you!
Firefly: Ok people that is enough for today.
Hunter: Getting better right.
Firefly: Yes you are.
They all leave.
Bye. R/R
Everyone showed up at the same time.
Firefly: I think we are getting better at this.
Ron Simmons: Damn.
Firefly: Exactly. Places people.
HALLWAY
We see Vince getting a drink at the fountain. He stands up and checks the way he looks in a mirror. He does a muscular pose and utters some manly jibberish “Cobadonga!”
LIBRARY
Kenny looks up. Cena is messing with the door to the library.
Kenny: Cena, that's, that's school property there...you know, it doesn't belong to us. It's something not to be toyed with.
The door slams shut. Cena runs back to his seat.
Shawn: That's very funny, come on, fix it!
Kenny: You should really fix that!
Cena: Am I a genius?
Shawn: No, you're an asshole!
Hunter: Wow Shawn. Your doing a lot of cursing.
Shawn: I know.
Cena: What a funny guy!
Shawn: Fix the door Cena!
Cena: Everyone just shhh!
HALLWAY
We see Vince walking back to his office. He stops and listens to them through the closed door.
Cena (os): I've been here before, I know what I'm doing!
Shawn (os): No! Fix the door, get up there and fix it!
Cena (os): (screams) Shut up!
LIBRARY
We see Kenny as we hear Vince in the hall.
Vince (os): God damnit!
He opens the door and storms in.
Vince: Why is that door closed?
For a few seconds no one says anything, they just stare at Vince.
Vince: Why is that door closed?
Cena: How're we s'posed to know? We're not s'posed to move, right?
Vince turns to Trish.
Vince: Why?
Trish: We were just sitting here, like we were s'posed to...
Vince looks around and looks at Cena.
Hunter: Hey I think Firefly fell asleep.
Firefly: No I didn't.
Hunter: You had your eyes closed.
Firefly: So?
Hunter: Nevermind.
Vince: Who closed that door?
Cena: I think a screw fell out of it...
Shawn: It just closed, sir...
Vince looks at Lita in the back.
Vince: Who?
Lita lets out a squeak and slams her face onto the table, hiding in her jacket hood.
Cena: She doesn't talk, sir...
Vince: (to Cena) Give me that screw...
Cena: I don't have it...
Vince: You want me to yank you outta that seat and shake it out of you?
Cena: I don't have it...screws fall out all of the time, the world's an imperfect place...
Vince: Give it to me, Cena...
Trish: Excuse me, sir, why would anybody want to steal a screw?
Vince: (to Trish) Watch it, young lady...
Vince goes over to the door. He tries to hold it open by putting a folding chair in front of it.
Hunter: He can't be that stupid, can he?
Vince: Its in the script!
Cena: The door's way too heavy, sir.
The door slams shut despite the chair.
Vince (os): God damnit!
They laugh.
Vince opens the door again. He comes back in.
Vince: (pointing) Shawn Michaels...get up here. Come on, front and center, let's go.
Shawn gets up and walks over to Vince.
Cena: Hey, how come Shawn gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up, it'll be anarchy!
Vince and Shawn are now attempting to move the steel magazine rack in front of the door.
Vince: Okay, now, watch the magazines!
Cena: It's out of my hands...
They get it into the doorway and it blocks the entire door.
Cena: That's very clever sir, but what if there's a fire? I think violating fire codes and endangering the lives of children would be unwise at this juncture in your career, sir.
Vince thinks about it. He turns to Shawn.
Vince: Alright, what are you doing with this? Get this outta here for God's sake! What's the matter with you? Come on!
Kenny: You know the school comes equipped with fire exits at either end of the library.
Kenny points at them and Cena glares at him.
Cena: (to Kenny) Show Dick some respect!
Shawn and Vince come back into the main section of the library.
Vince: (to Shawn) Let's go...go! Get back into your seat.
Shawn sits.
Vince: (to Shawn) I expected a little more from a varsity letterman! (to Cena) You're not fooling anybody, Cena! The next screw that falls out is gonna be you!
Firefly: Ok people that is enough for today.
Hunter: Getting better right.
Firefly: Yes you are.
They all leave.
Bye. R/R