Yami No Matsuei Fan Fiction ❯ Idiot's Anonymous ❯ Chapter 3 ( Chapter 3 )

Title: Idiots Anonymous

Author: Elf Asato

Pairings: Genbu/Ham sandwich

Warnings: Tsuzuki not being able to speak English, Genbu, ham sandwiches, etc.

Disclaimer: All these cute Yami characters are Matsushita-sensei's, not mine. I'm just borrowing them for…ah…entertainment uses…yeah…. (whose entertainment?)

Notes: (Genbu: *eats Illinois* Illinois: WAH!!) ^_^v

Summary: Tsuzuki's finally in America…but he can't speak English! He needs the help of *dun dun duuuuun* …GENBU!

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Idiots Anonymous

By Elf Asato

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Tsuzuki stood in the middle of a corridor after walking for a few minutes from the departure area. To him it seemed like he had been walking forever! The corridor he was on was raised above the ground, so he pressed his nose against the glass to see below.

The Shinigami wasn't leisurely enjoying the sights and sounds of the busy O'Hare airport. In fact, he was quite scared and nervous because he was lost.

He couldn't understand English.

"Waah! What am I going to do?" he wailed to himself, but unlike as I type to you now, it wasn't in English, so people stared at him. He tried looking at signs on the wall but he couldn't make sense of them, although he should have. They were just pictures, but Tsuzuki didn't go around studying the latest meaning for picture signs in the metropolis.

He tried walking a bit further and decided that he would go wander around in a secluded area until he exited the airport…

…And since he didn't speak or read English, he didn't notice the sign that read: "Do Not Enter."

"Hey, you!" a security guard who spotted the lost inu wandering around called out, but since it was in English, Tsuzuki wasn't able to understand it, so to him it sounded like: "Blippity blar!"

Tsuzuki heard the guy yelling at him, so he yelped, "WAH!" and tried to run away. That guy had a big stick with him - who knows what kind of psychos they have at airports!

"Bloop bleep blar bloppity! (Come back here, kid!)"

As Tsuzuki kept on running he yelled back at the guard, "I'm sorry, I can't speak English!!!!!!!!" He had said it in his native Japanese, but the security guard, being from Chicago, was only able to understand English and a little Spanish, so all he heard was: "Wablah lahblah owah nasha leebleh Engrish!"

"Blippity blooha! Beep bah gehru na blippityblorshpa blahlee bloop bleep blar! (Hey, stop! We can get you a translator, just come back here!)"

Tsuzuki exclaimed, "WAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and ducked into a crowd of people he spotted. He had run back into a safe-zone, but he didn't know that. The little Shinigami was just scared for his afterlife since that was a fairly long non-understandable sentence the security guard yelled out.

He finally came to the conclusion after much deliberation that he needed help, so he summoned the most knowledgeable shiki he knew.

*pop*

"Hey Genbu!" Tsuzuki greeted happy. Finally, a familiar face!

Genbu started waddling off in another direction, greeting back, "Hey there, Tsuzuki…"

The inu eeped. "Er, Genbu…I'm over here…"

The old Earth shiki turned to the sound of his master's voice and shook his hand (after accidentally groping the Shinigami) saying, "It's been a while, my boy. What can I do for you?"

"Well," Tsuzuki explained, "Tatsumi's made me fly to Illinois in America so I can find Hisoka! He's my partner… But the only thing is, I can't understand English so I can't read anything and I don't know what everyone's saying!"

Genbu scratched his chin and muttered, "Hmm… You made a wise decision in summoning me, Tsuzuki. I know English."

"Really?" Tsuzuki perked up, his little inu ears erect. "Can you be my guide?" When the shiki nodded affirmatively, he kyaa-ed for joy. "Thank you thank you!!" Then he showed him a tiny slip of paper Tatsumi had given to him with the address of the place Hisoka was at. Surprisingly enough, he never lost it. It led him to Hisoka so he treasured it, always.

Genbu took the slip of paper and studied it for a while. "…Hmm, I don't know where this is. We'll have to ask someone."

On a normal day, Genbu would have been boring Tsuzuki - in fact, the two of them would probably go to sleep - but today was not a normal day. It was a Hisoka Finding day and therefore that made it imperative that Tsuzuki do whatever he could to bring his cute little partner back!

The old shiki directed Tsuzuki to a snack stand (after running into a few little old ladies and children) and instructed, "Give her these slips of paper first and repeat after me carefully." Tsuzuki twitched with anticipation as Genbu told him what to say in English.

"Goobly blah Rara (Excuse me, Miss)," Tsuzuki said in a heavy accent as he repeated what Genbu had said. He gave her the slips of paper and continued, "Blee blopper likiwa bah blahahree blikie (I would like a ham sandwich)."

The lady at the snack stand flashed a smile and answered as she took the money, "Bleepee blippo blarso doblah deepah (That'll be four dollars, cutie)." She handed him a cold ham sandwich in return.

"Well?" Tsuzuki asked anxiously as Genbu took the sandwich from the inu's little paws.

He bit into it. "…Mm, good."

Tsuzuki twitched as Genbu waddled off, realizing that Genbu was proving to be not helpful.

Back at the snack stand…

"Blippity cahla bah blobah blah boko doblah (Hey cool, he gave me fifty bucks)!"

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To Be Continued in Chapter 4!!

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Bloko maka bah Engrish bahlee koda fablah (Making up the "English" was kinda fun)! XD

Anyway, hope you enjoyed this short little chapter O_o I've been to the O'Hare airport recently, but I've never been in the section for international flights so I wasn't able to really describe where he was… I don't know if they have the cool little raised hallway thingies (I didn't know how to describe it T-T) at that part of the airport…

Next Chapter: Genbu finally gets Tsuzuki to where Hisoka is…and Tsuzuki promptly dumps him XD